SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 7: Cade Smooth

May 12, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 1 Comment

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 7 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 6: Latz What’s Up

May 5, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 21 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 6 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 5: Double Dose Of Varland

April 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 5 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Gore Saving Environment By Missing Bats

April 8, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 283 Comments

by: Grey

I drafted MacKenzie Gore year after year. You could tell because the seasons changed like in Notting Hill after she leaves him. The only difference is MacKenzie Gore didn’t stand in front of me in the preseason and say, “I’m just a boy standing in front of handsome man asking him to draft me again.” […]

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Buy Jordan Walker As He’s Finally Had Time To Age

April 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 374 Comments

by: Grey

My barber plucks a gray hair out. I explain, “That one I call ‘Jordan Walker 2024.’” Barber plucks out another gray hair. “That’s Jordan Walker 2025.” Barber points to a full gray beard. “Those are individual games. Jordan Walker game one, Jordan Walker game two, Jordan Walker–You get the point, you don’t need me to […]

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Royce & Twins Beat The A’s Out of Fther’s Dy

June 16, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 331 Comments

by: Grey

For Mother’s Day, MLB uses pink bats. My suggestion for Father’s Day is bats with hairy bags hanging off the handle. This suggestion appears to fall on deaf ears, even though I go through the proper channels, filling out all the comment cards in the lobby at MLB headquarters. Even chitchatting with Jim, at security, for […]

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Two Start Cookie Shop: May 20-26

May 19, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Two Start Starters | 11 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

Last week I commented on how nice the selection of quality options at the top was. This week, however, goes even deeper. Realistically, I’d feel pretty good about using any of these guys down to at least Charlie Morton among the Oatmeal Cookies. Even after him, I’d feel better about using any of that tier […]

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Freddy’s Suspension Causing Issues So Brewers Get A Loaner And Gasser Up

May 9, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 212 Comments

by: Grey

You’re gonna say, “C’mon, Grey, you’re putting us on, like you put on a shirt to perfectly complement your handsome face,” but I was at an art gallery yesterday and looking at this piece of (f)art right when Robert Gasser was called up: Guys and five girls, that’s what you call synergy. I swear I’m […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers : It’s Time To Cut Bait And Throw Yariel Back ‘Under The Sea’.

May 6, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 26 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I feel like an apology is in order. But, of course, it’s got a bit of a caveat. Let’s get this out of the way first. Yariel Rodriguez was NOT the answer to your starting pitcher streaming questions. The Cuban pitcher who shares the name with a certain fishy Disney princess, […]

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So You Love The Top 100 Starting Pitchers? Oh, Fo’ Sho(ta)!

April 29, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 38 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, I’ve broken down my version of the Top 100 Starting Pitchers. If you want to look at the articles from the past month, click on my MarmosDad link under my avatar photo and have a look through the extra words that I shared in there. So now what? Well, I’m […]

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Nick Senz-L-O-V-E To His Adoring Fan

April 28, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 439 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Nick Senzel went 2-for-6, 5 RBIs with his 4th and 5th homer. That’s five homers in a week for him! He’s only played ten games all year! Well, of course he has, the 11th game for Senzel is like midnight for Cinderella. ACKSUALLY! Call him Senzella! He’s a Godzilla meets Cinderella monster! Rawr! Watch […]

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Ambulance Chasers: IL Snell Is A Circle In Dante’s Hell

April 26, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball | 9 Comments

by: keelinbillue

I’ll give it to Scott Boras: he’s a bold mf’er. Perhaps his boldness has resulted in some hubris in the case of Blake Snell. Snell, who notably did not attend spring training while holding out for a bigger contract, has had a rough season so far. In 11.2 IP, Snell has an 11.57 ERA with […]

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