So I took a catcher with my first pick in the draft. I’m not one to bury the lead, plus you’re intrigued, no? Whether you stick around to understand my point of view or to ridicule me, you stick around the same. So before we go into my wild dynasty adventure, why don’t I do you the courtesy of explaining what exactly I’m talking about. The Rotowire Dynasty Invitational!!! It’s in the title, stupid. In case you were wondering what any of those words mean. First it’s not a Golf Tournament, though I hear Green Jackets could perhaps be involved. It’s actually a new dynasty league organized by the fair, handsome and illustrious James Anderson of Rotowire. Dynasty lesson numero uno muchacho, always talk about your commissioner in glowing terms. When you finally sucker some poor schlub into sending you Mike Trout for a washed up prospect, a back end of the rotation arm, and a kid with a name you can’t spell, who can’t legally buy tobacco products in Utah, you’re going to need that guy. So James approve my trades, I’ll say nice things. Deal? Moving on, this is a 20 team dynasty league organized by Mr. Anderson and comprised of some of the top names in prospects, dynasty, and just fantasy in general. Also the guy that played George Washington in Turn: Washington’s Spies. Don’t worry, I refer to him as “The General” 100% of the time. Anything less would be uncivilized. Plus little known fact, George Washington is my spirit animal. We both have wooden teeth!Please, blog, may I have some more?
This is the best time of the year, next to when Shark Week is on TV. ¬†All the movement in real baseball sends a ripple throughout the fantasy universe and in most position player cases, the player is owned to the moon or already a contributor. ¬†Not so much in the realm of baseball’s forgotten warriors: the setup men. ¬†As teams scramble for bullpen help, it creates an everlasting (not really forever) waterfall effect that resonates to the new and old team. ¬†Take for example the Yankees/White Sox trade it has created job questions for five separate relievers: Betances, Robertson, Kahnle, Clippard and Swarzak. ¬†Now with all the hype surrounding trade rumors, it is best to identify the team who gets the bullpen help first, than the trading team second. ¬†Because the trading team usually is where the goodies are at. ¬†Anthony Swarzak looks to be the biggest beneficiary in the setup options, and yes, Clippard will be closing, but Swarzak will be there when Clippard gets dealt again whether it’s before or after the non-waiver trade deadline. ¬†So to summarize here, be speculative but not crazy. ¬†Pay attention to the reliever deals in place and realize that some pitchers get moved down a few pegs, but on the reflexive, some move up. Have at some juicy reliever tidbits, Cheers!.Please, blog, may I have some more?
July 9th at 4pm marks the exact time I’m certain Prospector Ralph’s mind will explode with excitement. That feeling of pure elation can only be achieved in one scenario. Watching the game’s budding talents in the 2017 Futures Game – streaming on MLB.com – after spending countless hours researching and following prospects of this caliber (From the Razzball family and its incredible base of readers, we sincerely thank you for your work Ralph!). Well, maybe there are a few other scenarios. According to BuzzFeed there are¬†42 others¬†where this pure form of joy and satisfaction arises. They include unraveling knitting,¬†crunching leaves,¬†and breaking the yolk.¬†Aside from the fact that I’m certain breaking the yolk is a sexual innuendo for something completely different,¬†we live in a truly sad world if these things make people as happy as Ralph on Futures Game Sunday.Please, blog, may I have some more?
There’s really no need for any introduction on this one, it’s the post upon which all prospectors are judged. It’s the Mid-Season Update to my Top 100 Prospects for 2017 Fantasy Baseball. Full disclosure, I was loosey-goosey with the eligibility rules this time around. So, while some players in the majors and under their limits might appear on this list (Clint Frazier, Franklin Barreto, Etc.), others don’t (Raimel Tapia). No rhyme or reason to it, what-so-ever. This list feels more upside heavy to me, but there was no slant or algorithm for my ranks. Just good old fashioned personal bias, of which I have plenty. Seriously, I’m an opinionated lad! But that’s why I do this in the first place. Please keep in mind, this list is 100% fantasy focused. Meaning it might differ quite a bit from other Top 100’s you may come across. Anyway, thanks for reading and enjoy! The next 100 (101-200) will be out on Thursday.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Our Commissioner Manfred presses his intercom, “Please escort in the Guatemalan baseball stitchers.” ¬†Manfred’s secretary brings six men dressed in blanket ponchos and straw hats. ¬†Their leader steps forward, “Mr. Manfred, the Capri Suns you have us using to juice the balls is not working.” ¬†Their leader pulls out a baseball that is dripping with Ecto Cooler. ¬†Manfred turns in his seat, silhouetted with the setting sun. ¬†He lights a Virginia Slim 120 and pulls, coughing slightly. ¬†“I no longer want the balls juiced. ¬†Now….I want you and your friends to go to Dodger Stadium and blow.” ¬†“Mr. Manfred, we are not sex workers!” ¬†“Not blow like that! ¬†Put your lips together and blow.” ¬†“Like Bogey and Bacall?” ¬†“Yes! ¬†Now go!” ¬†…And this was how Dodger Stadium became a launching pad. ¬†Yesterday, Corey Seager¬†(4-for-5, 6 RBIs) hit three homers (10, 11, 12), Yasmani Grandal (3-for-5, 2 runs) hit his 7th homer and Cody Launchangler (1-for-3, 2 RBIs) did it again, hitting his 22nd. ¬†Granted, someone needs to put Cody Launchangler in carbonite for Cooperstown — we can’t risk something happening to him playing baseball! — but this Seager guy is pretty good too, huh? ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Mike Montgomery¬†($10,800) is finally getting his chance in the rotation after being in the hybrid role of starter and reliever. He has a great matchup tonight versus the San Diego Padres as they rank dead last in hitting against LHP (.215 AVG .613OPS). They also rank in the top three in strike outs so Montgomery should be able to feast on the weak hitting line up. We also have Chris Sale ($25,600) on the slate and he has a fantastic matchup vs. the Kansas City Royals. He is very expensive but with Montgomery’s low price, he is very affordable and you can still mix in some quality bats. Lets take a look at the picks…right after the editor comes in and steals my thunder. ¬†[EDITOR’S NOTE]:¬†Sorry bro, we didn’t get a chance to play last week so I definitely have to hop in and give the Razzball Listener’s League link care of FantasyDraft. ¬†Five bucks per person, twenty people may play but only five can win. ¬†Welcome to Thunderdome, beechnuts! ¬†Now back to the writeup…
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Grey Albright (fake name) and Michael Halpern (real name) kick things off by discussing Brandon Funston‚Äôs split with Yahoo, and what this says about the Fantasy Baseball industry as a whole. I then get Grey‚Äôs opinion on the Francis Martes vs. Derek Fisher Twitter debate that Mike Maher started between myself, Ralph Lifshitz, and Chris Towers of CBS (Towers takes the early lead with news of Fisher’s demotion), before moving on to discuss Gleyber Torres‚Äô season ending elbow injury, Madison Bumgarner‚Äôs current trade value, and how much you can trust AJ Pollock to remain healthy upon his return. Finally, we both get excited for the return of the Razzball Only FantasyDraft Contest, so make sure to sign up and get in on the action. It‚Äôs the latest edition of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Another week, another Clayton Kershaw start pushed to Monday. At least this week they moved the start before I wrote and submitted this article. If they move it again Saturday morning, then I will be convinced that Dave Roberts is just doing this to troll me every week. As of now, he is your top two-start starter for Week 12. He might even deserve his own tier.
For Week 12, there aren‚Äôt a ton of attractive options after our first two tiers. In previous weeks, we have had middle-of-the-road arms with some good peripherals or some recent success that were available in the majority of leagues. This week, though, I‚Äôm not crazy about any of the starters on this list that are going to be available in most leagues. Just look at the numbers in the chart below.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Derek Fisher¬†was called up by the Astros to replace the concussed Reddick. ¬†First off, Derek needs to stop singing that jingle, “Trust the Astros Fisher, man.” ¬†Tres annoying. ¬†Saying tres instead of very is tres annoying, too. Fisher was hoping Reddick was some combination of reddish and haddock. ¬†“Get that seaweed out of my face!” ¬†That’s Nori Aoki. ¬†Everyone in MLB is happy for Fisher except this guy. ¬†If you thought Strickland-Harper was something… Sorry, for Derek Fisher, that was a layup. ¬†As for fantasy,¬†Fisher has power and speed, has had strikeout issues, but no worse than Bellinger. ¬†He could be a difference maker if he plays 75%+ of the time. ¬†One of the best guys in the minors this year. ¬†Better on power than speed, inefficient as a runner. ¬†Yes, PCL, but MLB is kinda PCL-like nowadays. ¬†Might outproduce Brinson, though Fisher needs to stick in a job for that. ¬†Yesterday, he went 2-for-3, 2 runs, 2 RBIs with his first home run, and I think Fisher is for reel, and not just on the casting couch. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Lisa Ann just followed me back on Twitter! Oh wait, where am I ‚Ä¶ ummm ‚Ä¶ the podcast, right, the prospect podcast! Ralph and Halp deliver a jam-packed episode this week, starting with the recent call-ups of Francis Martes, Sean Newcomb, Jacob Faria, and Brett Phillips (we recorded too early to cover Josh Hader‚Äôs call-up). We then get into a 2-man mock draft of 2017 MLB Draft prospects for fantasy baseball purposes, discussing everybody from Hunter Greene, Kyle Wright, and Brendan McKay, to Tristen Lutz, Stuart Fairchild, and Brian Miller. It‚Äôs the latest edition of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Prospect Podcast:Please, blog, may I have some more?