Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Before we get to the goods, it’s time to shed one tiny, salty tear for the 2026 fantasy season. WAY BACK in February, when we were seeking warmth, green grass, and the optimism that comes with spring birds chirping their fantasy baseball song, this week felt like a thousand months away. […]
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Emmet Sheehan
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It’s A Lot Better Being E. Sheehan Than E. Sheeran Right Now
September 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 132 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, Emmet Sheehan went 5 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 1 walk, 9 Ks, ERA at 4.57. Since returning from the minors, he’s thrown 17 IP and allowed 1 ER with 24 Ks. Where was this guy in April? May? June? Any of those 1st half months? Who was the guy in the first […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Hurler Quinn Clowns The Giants
September 14, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 78 Commentsby: Grey
Cardinals won’t make the playoffs, but they should’ve been a 100-loss team and they might end up at .500. That takes ingenuity. Like parallel parking a golf cart while drinking six beers out of a boot. Ingenuity does not show up on the leaderboards. You’re not going to find ingenuity as a category in your […]
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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Shut It Down!
September 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 11 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! As many of my colleagues here have mentioned, we’re into the home stretch for the 2026 Fantasy Baseball Season! Many of us are heading into our final week in the head-to-head playoffs, or trying to squeeze every point out of our rosters in the hunt for a rotisserie title. And, hopefully, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Twins Shift Into Prospecting Overdrive With Emmanuel Rodriguez
September 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 121 Commentsby: Grey
Another top prospect was called up, this one was also the star of Webster and used to dunk on Gary Coleman, his name is Emmanuel Lewis. Dick Butkus was his dad and he burned down a house. Let’s hear it for the boy, who is actually a 49-year-old man pretending to be a seven-year-old! [intern […]
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Waiver Wire Week 25: I Put Mayo On Everything
September 12, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, fantasy baseball strategy, Featured | 7 CommentsIf you’ve reached this point of the season, you know what the stakes are. Pretty much everybody reading this is in contention for their fantasy championship, and it’s essentially a two-week season at this point. That means draft stock and past statistics really don’t matter. It’s all about getting these players right for the final […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Jesus Celebrates Labor’s Birthday
September 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 119 Commentsby: Grey
Happy Labor Day, or as MLB calls it, “Happy Give Some Teams Off On A National Holiday Because We’re Professional Idiots.” Welcome to my semi-monthly tribute to the couple who used to make the MLB schedule for, like, 20 years and were awesome, and, ever since they retired a few years back, the schedule’s been […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? I’ll Adley Trade You Monday For A Prospect Burger Today
August 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 207 Commentsby: Grey
Marlins have been rebuilding since the early 2000’s, but there was never a real feeling that they were trying. I can’t remember a time the Reds haven’t been rebuilding. But the Orioles? They’ve been rebuilding for what, 15 years? Okay, but they were supposed to be done rebuilding! They were sniffing glue on their prospects […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! And to think I was a bit worried about which lede to run with today. “Tarik Skubal has been traded” pic.twitter.com/ePvfQLylue — Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) August 2, 2026 Well, the big story of this trade deadline is one that already wrote itself. And the Tigers fans who were Tarik-fied to lose […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Dodgers Pour Tarik Into Their Day Parade Of Aces
August 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 286 Commentsby: Grey
Dodgers are at 41% chance of winning the World Series. In a game like baseball, where anything can happen on any given day, that’s insane. Dodgers should be more like 98%. Who’s doing these odds? They’re so dumb! Why couldn’t any other team but the Dodgers get Tarik Skubal? It’s not like other teams don’t […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Max Clark was called up by the Tigers and the chain discourse is about to get crazier than what was Nancy Reagan doing on Mr. T’s lap. You look at Max Clark’s sprint speed and I look at Max Clark’s sprint speed with and without chains. We. Are. Not. The. Same. You look at Max […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Can you hear that rustling in the bushes? Yep. Those bushes. Right over there. If you look closely, you can see the shining, beady eyes of MLB GMs crouched and waiting to pounce on unsuspecting sellers as they shop their pending free agents and “non-bargain-priced” talent. Well, it might be a […]
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