Yesterday, Adley Rutschman (2-for-4, 3 runs) hit his 10th and 11th homer, as he returned to Camden for the first time since his trade. He hit that 2nd home run and you know he was like, “Yeah, former sugar daddy, this is what you’re not getting no more!” Then as he rounded the bases, he […]
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Painter’s Tape No Longer Making Phillies Feel Blue
September 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 113 Commentsby: Grey
Another day, another great Phillies pitcher, eh? I said “eh” like I was drinking a bottle of maple syrup with my pinkie in the air. I hate the “we have to talk about” segue. It sounds like Oprah in my head. “We have to talk about something, you know what we have to talk about […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Minnesota May Have Finally Found Joe Mauer’s Twin
August 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 88 Commentsby: Grey
Many people know Minnesota as the Land of 10,000 Lakes. What they don’t know, who the heck counted all those lakes? What if they were at like 9,877 lakes and someone tickled them and they lost count and just started again at 9,880, then it would actually be the Land of 9,997 Lakes, but no […]
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Corbin Carroll had two of Arizona’s FIFTEEN hits last night as the D-Backs did their best impression of the worst hosts in baseball with a 9-0 thumping of Nick Lodolo and the Cincinnati Reds. The Snakes were biting in Arizona as Gabriel Moreno (2-for-5, 1 RBI, 5th SB), Geraldo Perdomo (3-for-5, 2 R, 1 RBI), […]
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Red Sox, Tolle, Turn A’s To Ks For More Ws
August 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 33 Commentsby: Dan Pants
The Red Sox cannot be stopped. Nine straight! Twenty-seven of the last thirty. The team that looked destined for the dregs of the league has somehow clawed its way into something that feels less like a season and more like a baseball myth being written as we watch. And maybe the most beautiful part is […]
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Points Leagues: August Infield Rankings
August 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 7 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
As we get into August, how I approach these rankings is going to change slightly. They still aren’t going to be a straight Power Ranking of who has been good recently, as that isn’t particularly predictive going forward. However, while patience with some players could still be rewarded the way they have recently with the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It was a night for juiced baseballs at Tropicana Field last night…But I suppose someone told the Tampa Bay Rays they weren’t allowed to use them, too. The South-Siders from Chicago rolled into St. Petersburg and rolled through one of our favorite marshmallow tossers, Nick Martinez (6 IP, 6 ER, 7 H, 0 BB, 2 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Click-clacking on a calculator that converts a Mets’ starter ERA into an ERA for a starter on another team, and this calculator is built like an old typewriter for some convoluted reason. Licking finger to smudge out a typo and getting my finger on the ribbon spool and ink all over hands. Manually, sliding the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Nats declared the A’s home field a Nationals Park Friday after Washington scored a franchise-record 23 runs on 21 hits and handed the lowly Athletics their tenth straight loss. With a score like 23-4, Nats seem more than ready for football season. Same Nats, same. How early is too early to draft Kyle Pitts. […]
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The waiver wire picks are always volatile, but I’ve been pleased with the results. Mickey Moniak was our highlight player last week, and he might’ve single-handedly won people their leagues. Understanding the schedule is the most impactful factor on the waiver wire, and this is one of the most unique weeks of the season. The […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Royals Wouldn’t Mind If You SeyLess About Ian
July 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 102 Commentsby: Grey
“This British author was a part of the World War II Operation Goldeneye, and used some of this experience in his novels.” “Who is Ian Seymour?” The audience howled in laughter when I shot up in bed, soaking wet. My recurring dream of being dumb on Jeopardy! continues. But who is Ian Seymour? Wow, also […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Visit Cavalli Of Lost Souls
June 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 212 Commentsby: Grey
Before yesterday’s start, I saw someone named Anthony Seigler hitting leadoff for the Red Sox, and I thought to myself, “Self, you green-eyed, handsome devil! Get him off your bench, you have to start Cade Cavalli. The Red Sox are not scary in Fenway with Seigler or whoever else they have.” Then I thought about […]
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