Jacob Misiorowski (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks 10 Ks, ERA at 2.12) needs to get through a whole season without losing his command like he did in the 2nd half of last year. Still a lot of time for that to happen. Remember, we all thought he might be the best rookie […]
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Calvin Faucher
Please see our player page for Calvin Faucher to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.
[pinches fingers to temples, mind-melding with the Rockies’ brass] Okay, I am now at one with the Rockies’ front office. I will be thinking and acting like them for the next five minutes. I want to trade Hunter Goodman for a Bible once used by Todd Helton. Hmm, okay, I am now trading for Nolan […]
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Buying Cortes Is Something Worth Exploring
May 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 341 Commentsby: Grey
‘Member that show Unplugged? I got another show for you, Uncorked. It’s when a near-29-year-old player, who has been in the minors so long that when you open their minor league stats on FanGraphs, you get a pinwheel on your browser and your shizz time’s out. Ten years worth of baseball chops ready to fly! […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I’m only half Jewish — as Henry Hill would say, the good half — but I heard Cade Cavalli went 6 IP, 2 ER, 10 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.82, and I started Cade Kvelling. Who is this, do we know his mishpocha? Can we send them some macaroons? Are they allergic to coconut? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Yankees Hoping El-Rod’s The Master Of Leveling Up
April 28, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 257 Commentsby: Grey
Elmer Rodriguez will be called up by the Yankees to start on Wednesday, as their rotation gets reshuffled, likely anticipating the return of Carlos Rodon. I believe the Yankees are doing the right thing calling up Elmer to offset the severe lack of Uncle Elmer in the Hogan doc on Netflix. Uncle Elmer drank raw […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Fun to still get shocked. To get a little jolt so you still feel alive. A poke to the ribs, reminding you that you don’t know anything like, ‘Where the hell is one’s oblique?’ Stop poking me in the ribs! I’m asking you to locate my obliques! So, today’s shock heard while I was driving […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Tout Wars Draft Recap: Aiming To Repeat (Or Maybe Slightly Worse)
March 15, 2026 | Our Leagues | 112 Commentsby: Grey
Last year I learned it’s better to come in 2nd than 1st. I was leading for most of last year but tripped in September and finished in 2nd. At first, I felt defeated, but the longer I sat with my 2nd place finish, the more I realized that 2nd place is first place without being […]
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SAGNOF: 2026 RP Rankings
March 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 16 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Doing the same thing I did last year, except that I’ve streamlined the format a little bit. Blurbs per player instead of a chunky paragraph. I’ve got a lame neighborhood analogy for my tiers: Household Names (aka The Elite), Next-Door Neighbors (aka The Great), Cool Guys Across The Street (aka The Good), […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF: New Faces In New Places, 2026 Edition
February 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 6 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin, Razzpimples? Back in the saddle for another year of bullpen coverage, folks! [Insert obligatory “wow, can’t believe it’s baseball season again, it all goes by so fast” introductory sentence here]. Wanted to start by apologizing for ending last year sooner than planned…wife broke her ankle in two places the very day before school […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Best 2026 Fantasy Baseball Team
February 18, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Draft Strategy | 49 Commentsby: Grey
The best 2026 fantasy baseball team is the friends we made along the way. Also, the title is hyperbole. What was I gonna say, “The Mostly Kinda Good Fantasy Baseball Team?” You’ll get over your scoffing, you freakin’ scoffer! This is the best 2026 fantasy baseball team that I can put together when drafting from […]
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August 8, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 175 Commentsby: Grey
As you might’ve heard on our last podcast, August 15th is the target date for when teams can call up prospects and have just the right amount of service time manipulation. The Goldilocks of service time manipulation. See, prospects cannot exceed 45 days in the majors and be eligible for the Rookie of the Year […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Week 18: Kyle Finna-close-again
August 6, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 7 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]
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