SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 25: Rico’s Suave Again

September 17, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 5 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 25 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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Hurler Quinn Clowns The Giants

September 14, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 78 Comments

by: Grey

Cardinals won’t make the playoffs, but they should’ve been a 100-loss team and they might end up at .500. That takes ingenuity. Like parallel parking a golf cart while drinking six beers out of a boot. Ingenuity does not show up on the leaderboards. You’re not going to find ingenuity as a category in your […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 24: Just-out Martinez?

September 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 7 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 24 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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Waiver Wire Week 24: Gasper the Friendly Ghost

September 5, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Head-to-Head Leagues, fantasy baseball strategy, Featured | 10 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

It saddens me to say this, but this is one of my final articles of the season. There are only three weeks remaining, and the waiver wire is dying in front of our eyes. The good news is that only about half of your league will be using the waiver wire at this point, and […]

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Con(nor)^2b(u)y

September 4, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 106 Comments

by: Grey

Connor Norby aka Con-Nor is again the Rockies pulling a fast one on an unsuspecting trade partner. Here’s the Rockies’ front office, “Who will we tantalizingly ruse this time? The Marlins? Okay, watch this,” then they do a move that you’re just left to wonder, “Are the Rockies so insanely dumb that they’re smart?” It’s […]

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Buying That Maybe P-Ram Cans Be What We Swansoned From Dansby

August 28, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 131 Comments

by: Grey

You know what’s kinda weird? Those earrings that stretch earlobes? I just shuddered thinking about them, but they’re not weird. Eating turkey makes you tired, but turkeys aren’t always sleeping? That’s closer to weird, but not quite what I was going for. They still deliver mail six days a week, in all kinds of terrible […]

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Now That’s The Loaded Paul (Tato) Skenes We Like To See

August 25, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 89 Comments

by: Grey

Last week, after yet another bad start, Paul Skenes couldn’t sleep. He was ruminating his career. His bad starts piling on top of each other. On top of it all, he was dealing with a girlfriend who had a very bad jimmy leg. His coach, LL Donkey, said to him, “If you’re going to be […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 22: A Tanner Darkly

August 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 8 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 22 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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The Big Dumper Stops Taking A Big Dump For One Night

August 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 131 Comments

by: Grey

Okay, we have to talk about Cal Raleigh (3-for-3, 4 RBIs and his 15th, 16th and 17th homer). I should’ve told you to drop him April. Maybe that would’ve got him going earlier. When not accounting for injury, this season is the worst follow-up to a MVP-like year ever. I can’t think of many that […]

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He’s Mr. Ja Misior, Whatever He Touches Melts In His Clutch He’s Too Much

May 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 289 Comments

by: Grey

Jacob Misiorowski (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks 10 Ks, ERA at 2.12) needs to get through a whole season without losing his command like he did in the 2nd half of last year. Still a lot of time for that to happen. Remember, we all thought he might be the best rookie […]

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Buy Condon Like His First Name Is Oxy And You Live In West Virginia

May 8, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 281 Comments

by: Grey

[pinches fingers to temples, mind-melding with the Rockies’ brass] Okay, I am now at one with the Rockies’ front office. I will be thinking and acting like them for the next five minutes. I want to trade Hunter Goodman for a Bible once used by Todd Helton. Hmm, okay, I am now trading for Nolan […]

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Buying Cortes Is Something Worth Exploring

May 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 341 Comments

by: Grey

‘Member that show Unplugged? I got another show for you, Uncorked. It’s when a near-29-year-old player, who has been in the minors so long that when you open their minor league stats on FanGraphs, you get a pinwheel on your browser and your shizz time’s out. Ten years worth of baseball chops ready to fly! […]

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