Jared’s Got Me Jones’ing For A Breakout

Pittsburgh Pirates pitching prospect powered past six pristine innings putting on a powerful performance as he piled up nine punchouts! Is that too long for a headline? I really went full stop into the alliteration there, I’m so sorry, let me try again. Bucs heartthrob Jared Jones allowed just four base runners Friday to pick […]

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Nicky Blisters And The Reds Get Snake Bitten In Arizona

by: MarmosDad

Corbin Carroll had two of Arizona’s FIFTEEN hits last night as the D-Backs did their best impression of the worst hosts in baseball with a 9-0 thumping of Nick Lodolo and the Cincinnati Reds. The Snakes were biting in Arizona as Gabriel Moreno (2-for-5, 1 RBI, 5th SB), Geraldo Perdomo (3-for-5, 2 R, 1 RBI), […]

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Points Leagues: August Outfield Rankings

August 10, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 1 Comment

by: Latch-Key Kid

Injuries happen. They happen to every position, every season. But it sure feels like the top of the outfield has been particularly snakebitten by them this year, doesn’t it? Just look at the names who were, if not top-10 picks at the position, certainly must-start players who are currently on the shelf: Aaron Judge, Juan […]

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Red Sox, Tolle, Turn A’s To Ks For More Ws

August 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 33 Comments

by: Dan Pants

The Red Sox cannot be stopped. Nine straight! Twenty-seven of the last thirty. The team that looked destined for the dregs of the league has somehow clawed its way into something that feels less like a season and more like a baseball myth being written as we watch. And maybe the most beautiful part is […]

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Top 100 Outfielders Rest Of Season: Everybody Hurts

August 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Outfielders | 10 Comments

by: Toolsy

This is where the rubber meets the road. For my first set of rest-of-season rankings, referencing R.E.M. and Michael Stipe feels so appropriate here. If you’ve been staring at your outfield roster on the IL, you are not alone, because everybody hurts right now. I also want to offer a quick disclaimer. I’ve learned a […]

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Cam Records 12 Strikeouts In Come To Jesus Luzardo Meeting

July 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 10 Comments

by: Dan Pants

New York Yankees starting pitcher slash Ace slash heartthrob Cam Schlittler faced off against the Phillies led by Ace Jesus Luzardo Friday night and put together what was likely his most dominant outing of the year, going seven and a third innings, allowing just three hits and striking out twelve Phillies for his tenth win […]

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Nats Declare A’s Home Field A Nationals Park

July 18, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 39 Comments

by: Dan Pants

The Nats declared the A’s home field a Nationals Park Friday after Washington scored a franchise-record 23 runs on 21 hits and handed the lowly Athletics their tenth straight loss. With a score like 23-4, Nats seem more than ready for football season. Same Nats, same. How early is too early to draft Kyle Pitts. […]

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Prospect News: Top 50 Dynasty Rankings Midseason Update

July 15, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects, Featured | 57 Comments

by: The Itch

Team Position Player | Age on 4/1/2026 | Level | ETA

1. Brewers SS Jesus Made | 18 | AA | 2027

2. Mariners LHP Kade Anderson | 21 | AA | 2026

3. Athletics SS Leo De Vries | 19 | AA | 2027

4. Dodgers OF Josue De Paula | 20 | AA | 2027

5. Red Sox SS Franklin Arias | 20 | AA | 2027

De Paula is the big riser here. Holy goodness what a season he’s having, slashing .322/.417/.547 with 15 home runs, 25 stolen bases and a 13.8-to-13.3 percent walk-to-strikeout ratio. He’s got a solid case for the top spot.

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Time Off For Addictive Behavior

July 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 148 Comments

by: Grey

Holding hands to eyes, sun blinds me, I turn back and call into the house, “Ma, how long is this break without baseball? Ma?” I realize now that I’m not emerging from my mom’s house. I’m emerging from a bunker. I had been in there longer than I imagined. I pick up a newspaper to […]

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Call Eury TripAdvisor Because He Saw No Hits For Sacramento

July 5, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 185 Comments

by: Grey

Hope everyone had a fun Fourth of July! I spent it as our forefathers would’ve wanted: Driving around with an oversized sombrero screaming, “The British are coming,” while I had Cougs hoist a portable TV out our Celica’s sunroof, that was playing the World Cup match. Though, our forefathers would’ve wanted us to say a […]

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Swanson Opens Up A Hungry Man Dinner Vs Mets

June 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 197 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday Francisco Lindor (0-for-4) was activated from the IL for the 2nd game of the doubleheader. Not going to make a mountain out of this (I am). He’s missed two months. If you’re healthy enough to play in the 2nd game, then you’re healthy enough to play in the 1st game. This might be nothing […]

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Only A Chicken Wouldn’t Buy Samad Guy In San Diego

June 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 241 Comments

by: Grey

What’s the most annoying thing a teenager can do? I’m going with “I’m not touching you,” when they’re like an inch away from you. Just so annoying. Another top annoying thing? When you’re mad, they know you’re mad, and you say, “No, I’m not mad,” then they say, “Ooh, you’re so mad!” Actually, that might […]

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