Hope everyone had a fun Fourth of July! I spent it as our forefathers would’ve wanted: Driving around with an oversized sombrero screaming, “The British are coming,” while I had Cougs hoist a portable TV out our Celica’s sunroof, that was playing the World Cup match. Though, our forefathers would’ve wanted us to say a […]
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Be A Jon Buy Jovi And Go Down In A Blaze Of Glory
June 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 212 Commentsby: Grey
I don’t listen to Bill Simmons’s podcast and haven’t read anything by him in 20 years, but Reggie Cleveland All-Stars was a top tier, Everest summit contribution to the discourse. For those unfamiliar, the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars are white guys with a Black name. Blaze Alexander is a Reggie Cleveland All-Star. Blazer Alexander? That’s a […]
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Imai Need Tatsuya Do That Again
June 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 17 Commentsby: Dan Pants
The Japanese takeover of Texas continues! Houston Astros starting pitcher slash import slash heartthrob Tatsuya Imai turned in his best start of the year Friday night, going six innings, allowing just three earned runs and striking out eleven for his fourth win of the year. Imai let you finish, Kanye, Imai also tell you I […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Freud Says Mead Id A Good Thing To Buy Curtis
June 5, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 226 Commentsby: Grey
Imma put together a time capsule. Get in there discontinued foods we love — the Pudding Pops, the Viennetta ice cream cake, the beef tallow-fried McDonald’s fries. Get in there stash of Ernest Scared Stupid laserdiscs. We’ve even gonna stash celebrities who we didn’t know everything about like pre-2000’s Hulk Hogan. Finally, in this time […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, a Yankees’ beat writer reported that Aaron Judge was referred to Dallas to see a doctor who specializes in thoracic outlet syndrome (TOS). Ya know, the injury that ends careers. This began a series of events that went like this: This is DefCon 1, do you hear me! DefCon1! Cut the red wire! Or […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Bernie Brewer Slides Into A Giant Webb
June 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 172 Commentsby: Grey
Logan Webb finally returns to the ace pitcher you drafted. Or so you thought! Were you thinking that? I don’t know what you’re thinking. Hold on, let me mind meld with you. [pinches temples, wavy lines indicating I’m now inside your mind] I can now read your mind. You are thinking, “Me so dwunky on […]
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Corners Report: Irish Enjoyed Mead And You Should Too
June 3, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 6 Commentsby: kelder
On the latest Razzball Fantasy Baseball podcast, they talk about the corner infield negatively. They’re right, and you should listen, but with every weird position season there’s opportunity, especially buying low or high. I’m enjoying the chaos and hoping you are too. Here are a few players you should be looking to wheel and deal […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Blake Snell had loose bodies removed, which is basically the end of every party in LA. If you’re not having loose bodies removed, and you’re at an LA party? I’m sorry, you got Carvel serving Fudgie the Whale? Because no self-respecting party in LA has zero loose bodies removed. I remember one party where they […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? A’s Bring Jump Up, 25-Man Roster Gets Down
May 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 176 Commentsby: Grey
Names that are verbs are badass. Mark Spitz? Oh, hell yeah. Busta Rhymes? Yes, absolutely. Ben Folds? Okay, I’m with it. When going formal, does he hang out with Jeremy Irons? Hope so! That brings us to the A’s calling up, Gage Jump (5 IP, 4 ER, 10 baserunners, 5 Ks), the fantastically named double […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Jacob Misiorowski (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks 10 Ks, ERA at 2.12) needs to get through a whole season without losing his command like he did in the 2nd half of last year. Still a lot of time for that to happen. Remember, we all thought he might be the best rookie […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Skenes Sends Rockies To The Pitt
May 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 350 Commentsby: Grey
April 13th was the last time Paul Skenes walked a hitter. It was James Wood, the NL leader in walks. Last night, Paul Skenes struck out the side in the first two innings, then Willi Castro laid down a bunt to open the third, because, as Biff once said, he’s chicken! In those first two […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I call him, Insane Bolte. BOOM! The pun boom reverberates through the home, and the walls shake. I brace myself in the BarcaLounger where I sit. After a few moments, the pun rattle calms, then a scream from the kitchen, Cougs yells, “Aftershock!” I grab the arms of the BarcaLounger, the pun boom is coming […]
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