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Blue Jays Go Prospecting At The Olde Imperialist Anthropologist Shoppe

by: Grey

Setting up fifteen VPN redirects so no one can find my exact location. Now that I’m securely camouflaged, I carefully google, “Is Trey Yesavage related to Shelly Miscavige?” Google returns the top search result, “We know where you are Grey, and we’re watching you.” Rips tin foil hat off head and fills out paperwork to […]

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Junior Rocket Launches Three to the Moon

by: Dan Pants

Minnesota Twins first baseman slash DH slash every position slash nepo-baby slash heart throb Kody Clemens launched not one, not two, but three rockets to the moon Friday night going a perfect 4-for-4 along with five runs batted in to rally his Twinks to the dub! And because you all asked so nicely and his […]

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Astros Have Front Row Seats To The Gausman Cometh

September 11, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 74 Comments

by: Grey

Listen, I’m as open-minded as the next guy, but: Kevin Gausman pitched a great game, and I don’t want to be that guy, but I think he could’ve pitched great without doing this after every strike [image or embed] — Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) September 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM What’s this all about? C’mon! They can’t […]

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Cards & Categories Ep. 107: Mock 2026 First Round Draft

September 11, 2025 | All Podcasts, Cards and Categories | Leave a comment

by: Mike Couillard

In our 107th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer discuss the latest news and happenings in MLB impacting the fantasy game. Then we do a too-early mock draft the first 12 picks for 2026 to see what insights might be gained on how the fantasy landscape is shaping up. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. […]

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Red Sox Calling Up Rookie Arms Early And Often

September 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 93 Comments

by: Grey

Connelly Early (5 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 11 Ks) was called up by the Red Sox. He sounds like a character in The Banshees of Inisherin who you can’t understand a word they’re saying, so you put on subtitles but the subtitles are phonetic and also impossible to understand so you just nod along […]

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The xFiles: Assessing The 2025 Fantasy Baseball MVP Race

September 5, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 6 Comments

by: Maks

The 2025 fantasy baseball MVP race is coming down to the wire, and the top two players are not players we expected when the season started. Based on ADP (according to Yahoo), we all thought the top players would be one of Shohei Ohtani, Bobby Witt Jr., Aaron Judge, and Elly De La Cruz. That’s […]

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Reds Bringing Potato Sal Kid To The Labor Day BBQ

August 31, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 178 Comments

by: Grey

A creepy guy in a long trench coat, “Hey, wanna see something?” He flashes open his coat and inside the coat is dozens of corner infielders. That’s the Reds. They are the horniest anyone’s ever been for a corner infielder. Honestly, I didn’t even know that was a fetish, but I am not here to […]

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Lord Byron And Duke Schneider Lead Power Barrage In Toronto

August 27, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 146 Comments

by: Grey

I made char sui pork recently. Was very good, easy too! Slather a bunch of stuff on the pork belly, roast it for five hours and slob-down on the oink. Nah’mean? That feeling I had when I was slob-downing on the oink that was what it was like having so many of these Jays/Twins hitters! […]

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Jurmichael Profarris Is Mashing It Up

August 19, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 157 Comments

by: Grey

Everybody wants to talk about Michael Harris II aka Megahertz, so let’s talk about him. Michael Harris II (1-for-5, 2 RBIs and his 16th homer, 2nd homer in two games, and 3rd homer in a week) is hitting around .400 in the 2nd half with 10 HRs and a 1.100+ OPS. In the 1st half, […]

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It’s Now Polarbeary Fields Forever In Mets’ Home Run History

August 12, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 195 Comments

by: Grey

Mets’ greatest hitter conversation is relatively short one. I’d list Bonilla, but I’m talking past greats and he’s still on the payroll. Howard Johnson was awesome, definitely better hitter than motel. Mookie Wilson is just fun. Say “Mookie Wilson” and try not to smile. Gary Carter created the term “the F bomb,” and hit pretty […]

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Keaschall’s Back And Luking Good

August 5, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 172 Comments

by: Grey

Since Luke Keaschall (2-for-4, 3 RBIs and his 1st homer) has been out for most of the season, let’s do a refresher. If you’re in the south, his name is Keasch’all. In the north, it’s “Pop.” In Minnesota, it’s Minne-Soda. In the Mid-Atlantic, it’s Soder. In Philly, it’s Darin Ruf. In Jersey, it’s Darin Roof. […]

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O’s Pitching Staff Asked For Raincheck, It Being Schwarber Day And All

August 4, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 197 Comments

by: Grey

Phils decided to take their whoops, put them in a can of ass and unleash the whoop ass on the O’s. Leading the charge was Kyle Schwarber (3-for-5, 6 RBIs, and his 39th and 40th homer), who I’d like to take a moment to appreciate because I’ve never done that before. He reminds me of […]

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