As you can see I didn’t go with the traditional dong GIF. Instead, I went with the look of horror on the ladies face when you tell them you play fantasy baseball GIF. You could be cool and say “fantasy football: because that’s what the cool kids do”. Or so I hear. Speaking of fantasy football, have you been following Jay on the football side? Wait a minute, why am I making a shameless plug for the football side? I’m talking about dongs and that is Razzball baseball. Don’t worry, I have a GIF of the Donger. Who would I be to deny you guys… and girls of some dong in action? Trust me, that’s totally safe for work. If this was the comments section, I could start the countdown to when Sky would post the girl getting pelted in the face with hot dogs GIF. Speaking of Sky, have you played DFS? It might be better than regular fantasy, and no, I don’t mean H2H fantasy, that shizz sucks.
Category Leaders – Week 16
RUN | 33 | Pop-Up Powerbombs | WET TAIL!! |
HR | 11 | Pop-Up Powerbombs | WET TAIL!! |
RBI | 29 | Bats n Balls | Death by 5 x 5 |
SB | 8 | The Outlaw Josey Wales | Tehol and Taints |
AVG | .392 | Team Mahnken | Slamming Sammys |
K | 69 | Anabolic Agents | Dr. Bosch’s Anti-Agers |
W | 5 | 14 teams | see chart below |
SV | 6 | Cleveland Jawns | SchmidtHeads |
ERA | 0.42 | Team Sheridan | Cougs R Us |
WHIP | 0.56 | Razz Angels | Take on Jay #1 |
* ERA and WHIP are based off 18 innings pitched minimum
naples cardinals | Blues Odyssey |
Nude Intruders | Do I Make You Razzy Baby!! |
drunc orks | Euro Razzball |
Winds Above A Placemat | FUBAR |
Callapso Cove Tropidome | Fantasy Water Park League |
Feverish Beavers | Grey’s Mustache Wax |
Holliday in Cambodia | Grey’s Mustache Wax |
Capital Offense | HA! |
60 Grade Fantasy Baller | Slamming Sammys |
Laser Show | The Captains of Outer Space |
John Boccabellas | The Downward Spiral |
Buge Hoobs | The Game of Throws |
Sall good man | The Underground |
Team UpNort | Zitos Meatballs |
I wasn’t sure I was getting weekly leaders this week but VinWins! came through again. Speaking of Vin, he will be covering the update next while I’m on vacation. Thanks Vin, I appreciate it. I will also not be here on Sunday. The Big Magoo will be covering the Creeper of the Week for me, but don’t worry, I will still have my top 100 hitters for you guys…and girls to take your shots at. Sorry, enough about me it’s time to talk about you. We’ve had lots of ties this year in the weekly but never like this. 14 teams! It’s pretty cool that pop-up won two cats and Josey Wales stole 8 bags. The other impressive showing was 69 K’s for anabolic. Very well done everybody.
The RCL Top-20, Week 16
This is the best around!… For the season… so far. Do you want to be Daniel Larusso? Then you got to beat all the Cobra Kai’s and win the All Valleys RCL Championship. Word around the office is that the grand prize is Sky jumping out of a cake in your living room and doing a strip tease to the the tune of Moment of Truth by Survivor. The table below contains the rank, team name, league name, RCL points, League Index and League Points.
Razzball Commenter Leagues 2015 MASTER STANDINGS
I talked about this last week and now it’s come to fruition. We have a top-20! *balloons drop from the ceiling* I, the hateful one, wanted to include more of you, as the standings have got really tight in the middle. The other day Nick the Dick called me Jack Full of Wonderful, for my love of Mr. Wonderful on Shark Tank, and I like it. This is my wonderful for you…now with more love! The top 3 gets a small shuffle as wake is right in front of the backdoor now. Magoo and Boccabellas jumped up a few while wood street fell 9 spots. After that cluster we have 11 teams that are only separated by 3.22 point. Thats cray! This battle is so tight that even Grey, who was in 19th last week with 100.11 RCL points, fell ten spots to 29th with 98.75 RCL points. In three days you can fall that far that fast. As we get closer to the end and the game starts even out I know this top 20 will be changing every week. Don’t be discouraged if you are not here yet, there is still a lot of time and so much can happen.
Making Trades and Taking Names
The table below shows the team name and player(s) that each team gave up in the trade. All data provided by Vin Wins! All Commentary by Me!
Take on Jay #7 | Alcibiades Escobar – Bryce Harper | Rookie Monsters – Clayton Kershaw |
Tehol and Taints | DONT TOUCH MY WONG! – Anthony Rizzo, J.D. Martinez, Troy Tulowitzki | Hate Us Cause They Anus – Josh Donaldson, Justin Upton, Lorenzo Cain |
WET TAIL!! | Full Baked – Charlie Blackmon | Yobo Goya – Kris Bryant |
Cougs R Us | Team Sheridan – Kyle Seager | The Knudsens – Yoenis Cespedes |
DriHeat | AZ Dude – Brandon Crawford, Ian Kinsler | Captain Kweef – Clayton Kershaw |
It’s been a while since I have talked about trades and this week I’m covering deals done from July 6th to July 19th. To open we get Harper for Kershaw which is a massive swap. Personally, I would prefer that deal earlier in the season to get more starts out of Clayton but it’s still a nice return for both. It only makes sense that in Tehol’s league that the monster of all monsters deals went down. I like the Rizzo side and think it’s not even close. I would love for these owners to come in and talk about the deal. Blackmon for Bryant, I love it! Feels fair and needs based. Nice set of balls on these owners. I’m not loving the Seager for Cespedes and if you red my top 100 you already know why. The last deal is a head scratcher. Two players that are borderline replaceable or statistically attainable via battyschomtato strategy for a top three arm? AZ Dude came up huge here.
Top Offensive Performances of the Week
Team | League | H | AB | Ave | R | HR | RBI | SB |
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Pop-Up Powerbombs | WET TAIL!! | 57 | 147 | .388 | 33 | 11 | 22 | 4 |
Pecan Sandies | Freebird | 53 | 141 | .376 | 25 | 8 | 25 | 3 |
Team Sample | Rotokings | 54 | 148 | .365 | 25 | 9 | 28 | 2 |
Team Miller | $12 Salads | 44 | 121 | .364 | 25 | 8 | 14 | 5 |
Asgard THUNDER | Northern Exposure | 52 | 146 | .356 | 27 | 5 | 17 | 7 |
Cips FBC | Razzball Soccer Sympathizers | 41 | 117 | .350 | 24 | 7 | 19 | 5 |
Low Hanging Fruit | Skunk Beard | 44 | 125 | .352 | 20 | 7 | 22 | 5 |
Team Mahnken | Slamming Sammys | 40 | 102 | .392 | 23 | 5 | 12 | 2 |
Team carl | The Captains of Outer Space | 36 | 94 | .383 | 15 | 7 | 15 | 3 |
Dee’s Nuts | Pretty Hate Machine | 46 | 138 | .333 | 26 | 9 | 25 | 2 |
Surgin’ Genitals | The Downward Spiral | 51 | 143 | .357 | 24 | 6 | 22 | 2 |
Im Here For the Chicks | Vancouver | 50 | 144 | .347 | 25 | 7 | 22 | 2 |
The Kris-tening | In The Danger Zone | 50 | 143 | .350 | 24 | 6 | 17 | 4 |
13 Inch Bat | Lester’s RCL #2 | 37 | 100 | .370 | 17 | 6 | 17 | 3 |
Evil Evies | ECFBL | 44 | 124 | .355 | 17 | 8 | 23 | 1 |
Cactus Jack | Lester’s RCL #1 | 47 | 133 | .353 | 26 | 5 | 24 | 1 |
Corn on the Macabre | Smokey’s Den | 43 | 127 | .339 | 19 | 8 | 23 | 3 |
J B | JB’s RCL | 42 | 132 | .318 | 20 | 9 | 20 | 6 |
Back Pew GENERALS | Lester’s RCL #1 | 47 | 141 | .333 | 26 | 6 | 15 | 6 |
Raging Pimp Hands | Blues Odyssey | 50 | 139 | .360 | 21 | 4 | 21 | 3 |
Top Pitching Performances of the Week
Team | League | IP | ER | ERA | K | BB | HA | W | WHIP | Saves |
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Anabolic Agents | Dr. Bosch’s Anti-Agers | 49.2 | 4 | 0.72 | 69 | 10 | 27 | 4 | 0.74 | 0 |
dom squad | Big, if true | 43.2 | 3 | 0.62 | 45 | 7 | 25 | 4 | 0.73 | 2 |
John Boccabellas | The Downward Spiral | 39.2 | 3 | 0.68 | 49 | 5 | 32 | 5 | 0.93 | 2 |
Sky High Flyers | Do I Make You Razzy Baby!! | 40 | 4 | 0.90 | 44 | 9 | 25 | 4 | 0.85 | 0 |
60 Grade Fantasy Baller | Slamming Sammys | 38 | 5 | 1.18 | 41 | 6 | 20 | 5 | 0.68 | 2 |
Capital Offense | HA! | 42 | 5 | 1.07 | 26 | 14 | 28 | 5 | 1.00 | 2 |
drunc orks | Euro Razzball | 36.2 | 4 | 0.98 | 40 | 8 | 25 | 5 | 0.90 | 3 |
Feverish Beavers | Grey’s Mustache Wax | 41.1 | 6 | 1.31 | 41 | 8 | 27 | 5 | 0.85 | 2 |
Team Stone | Lester’s RCL #1 | 48 | 8 | 1.50 | 45 | 13 | 32 | 4 | 0.94 | 2 |
Marty Van Buren Goes Ham | Beddict and the Elder God Chosen | 38.1 | 4 | 0.94 | 29 | 9 | 27 | 4 | 0.94 | 1 |
Unpainted Arizona | HA! | 35.1 | 4 | 1.02 | 46 | 4 | 22 | 3 | 0.74 | 1 |
naples cardinals | Blues Odyssey | 39 | 6 | 1.38 | 48 | 4 | 25 | 5 | 0.74 | 0 |
Sall good man | The Underground | 45 | 8 | 1.60 | 50 | 4 | 36 | 5 | 0.89 | 1 |
the wrightstuff | $12 Salads | 36.1 | 5 | 1.24 | 41 | 8 | 21 | 4 | 0.80 | 2 |
Razz Angels | Take on Jay #1 | 27 | 2 | 0.67 | 33 | 2 | 13 | 3 | 0.56 | 2 |
Hold My Beer I Got This | Muscle Car Fanatics | 38.1 | 6 | 1.41 | 41 | 6 | 23 | 4 | 0.76 | 1 |
Backdoor Sliders | Night of the Living Zombinos | 38.2 | 6 | 1.40 | 38 | 7 | 26 | 4 | 0.85 | 2 |
Team mota | BATTAMANIA! | 39.1 | 5 | 1.14 | 36 | 8 | 30 | 2 | 0.97 | 1 |
The Texas Beer Monster | Hodgepadres ‘R’ Us | 38 | 5 | 1.18 | 43 | 10 | 22 | 1 | 0.84 | 1 |
Blotto’s Colonels | Zitos Meatballs | 39.1 | 7 | 1.60 | 37 | 5 | 24 | 4 | 0.74 | 2 |