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by: Grey
Mariners decided to do a little switcheroo with their starters. They said every Mariners starter will rotate through and have piggyback days through the All-Star break. My 1st pitcher drafted is now an Opener? Oh man, this sucks. I blame Luis Castillo. He threw such a hissy fit the Mariners figured the only way to […]
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A Muslim imam, a rabbi, and a priest are in a raft. They heard a tsunami was headed their way, so they went to sea because they’re hoping it’s a quicker death than having Garrett Mitchell, Sal Frelick or Blake Perkins as their fantasy outfielder. If only they heard Luis Lara just got paid and […]
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Just got a haircut and they accidentally cut out a piece of my brain, so bare with me [removes pants, Cancel Police break down door] That’s supposed to be bear with me! I realize that now! So, Drew Rasmussen never be fussin’. I will give you an example of this: Yesterday’s line of 7 IP, […]
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by: kelder
A little accountability here. Went back and looked at my articles ranking guys to start the season. First base, not bad! Everyone has a weak spot here or there. Third base? Um, can we go back to first base? I had Matt Olson fourth! Said Bryce Harper would be a great pick in the fourth? In […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?One thing I want you to know about Noah Cameron is I loved him in the preseason. I wrote a Noah Cameron sleeper. That sorta love doesn’t just evaporate. I’m too invested for that. I’m like the guy who bought $5,000 worth of ButtCoin fifteen years ago, and is like, “I know, by now, it […]
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by: Latch-Key Kid
It’s the start of a new month, which means it’s time to take a look at the positional rankings again. One thing I think it is worth noting before we get into this is that these are not power rankings in response to who has been the best so far. As a result, there will […]
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Names that are verbs are badass. Mark Spitz? Oh, hell yeah. Busta Rhymes? Yes, absolutely. Ben Folds? Okay, I’m with it. When going formal, does he hang out with Jeremy Irons? Hope so! That brings us to the A’s calling up, Gage Jump (5 IP, 4 ER, 10 baserunners, 5 Ks), the fantastically named double […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Mariners are calling up Colt Emerson and I started screaming tridents up so loud I blacked out and hit my head. I woke up in the city of Atlantis. I said to the fish people, “Gggggrgggegggh.” And they said back to me, “Gggggrgggegggh.” How pleasant. I asked them if they had any thoughts on Colt […]
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It was time. Scott Pianowski did his corners rankings 11 days ago. Our fine site has multiple rankings per week. Peer pressure is a powerful drug. Here’s my attempt at ranks, and tiered for your pleasure and ease of comparing. This is the order in which I value them. Feel free to disagree in the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This one goes out to all five of our lady readers. Whether you’re mothers or not, you’re beautiful and I love you. Happy Mother’s Day, and a special shoutout to Christian Yelich’s mother. Said like Tupac, “You are appreciated.” Now, let’s get down to business. Diamondbacks called up Plaster Shizz on Friday and because Saturday […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I hear Framber Valdez and I think of the Exxon Valdez, and, boy, I wish they never let his ass out of the Strait of Hormuz. Framber Valdez went 3 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 4.57, and, serious question, is he hanging out with Luzardo? What’s with the normal start, normal start, normal start, normal […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?People will tell you with a straight face that pitching is predictable. Is it though? A pause so distant that the person pausing stops to watch the entire coastline recede and homes being forced to move back 500 feet off the shoreline. I say pitching is unpredictable. I don’t say you don’t need top pitching. […]
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