India’s vibrant, full of life, an explosion of sights and sounds! In India, they dance and sing with big poofy dresses that twirl a lot and hide happy guys with mustaches. In India, they have bathrooms with no toilet and they poop into a ditch. Well, everything I know of India I learned in a […]
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Welcome to this week’s edition of the Stolen Base SAGNOF reports. After a week off in the Wisconsin Northwoods. I am back to update you on some SB sweetness and thoughts as we turn to the closing weeks of the season. The time is drawing nigh where we need to start looking at categories in […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I am reading a book this summer called The Cartel by Don Winslow. No, you wise acres, it’s not the only book I’ve read. I read a 1,0000 pager too! Brandon Sanderson comes highly recommended. Anyway, in this book, they mention grilling out in Mexico is called “carne asada.” I refuse to do any Googling […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Tonight, we are trying something we haven’t done yet thus far and take the most expensive player on the slate. It shouldn’t take you too long to guess that it is Aaron Judge. Now, there are plenty of ways you can spend his salary, but why not take the best power hitter in baseball and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?“Plug and play. That’s what I say about George Kirby. You plug him in and he plays. Like an Energizer Bunny. There’s no quit there.” This is a tone deaf man explaining George Kirby (3 2/3 IP, 6 ER, ERA at 3.42) while an Energizer Bunny goes back and forth over a grave with a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?What’s poppin, Razzpimples?! Remember to bookmark that Razzball Bullpen Chart, y’all! I update it obsessively. Also, if you’re a sub (you should be a sub…it’s great value), you get access to RP Projections and the super badass Relievonator Game Log tool, in addition to all the other awesome tools we have to offer. Hittertron and Streamonator, etc. Let’s do it […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Time’s up! Pencils down! Trade deadline is over. We enter into the 20s for weekly recaps and we have seven weeks to go in the Razzball Commenter Leagues. As a group we made 113 trades, that’s down thirty from last season. Those 113 trades involved 302 players, 187 of them unique. Want to guess the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Tuesdays slate on DraftKings is something of an underwhelming mess. It’s underwhelming because the pitching choices are few and far between and highlight some guys whose recent performance has generated some pretty loud vitriol on Twitter amongst fans. The slate is a bit of a mess because stacks are so obvious yet so plentiful that […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?On this week’s Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, Grey and B_don talk about a couple of call-ups in Jordan Walker and Zebby Matthews. Is Grey running to the wire to add these youngsters? It was the week of Jackson as Chourio, Merrill, and Holliday all had impressive weeks and we discussed their production for the rest […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Junior Caminero was called up. Here’s what I said last year when he was called up: “Vroom, vroom, get in my Caminero!” A guy who is wearing an 18-karat, Italian horn around his neck going over the Brooklyn Bridge. vs. “Vroom, vroom, get in on Junior Caminero!” A guy pushing the glasses back off the bridge […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! A pre-emptive apology for this week, and as the resident Canadian here I assume the “Sorry” is a bit of a stereotypical expectation. I took the kiddos out west this week to visit an old friend for his 50th birthday, and after a few days of surfing and fishing in the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Byron Buxton (2-for-4, 3 RBIs and his 15th and 16th homer, hitting .278) went from one of the most exciting players in baseball who couldn’t stay healthy to one of the most boring players who is staying on the field. It must’ve been like, “Hey, I can give you 110%, if percentages went over 100%, […]
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