My current situation is in a doctor’s office, needle in my arm, drawing my precious droplets of blood for a physical to check something. That something, dear readers and trolls, is triglycerides. I’m fairly active, get 5 days of exercise a week, do pushups almost daily, and only eat one serving for meals. The trouble […]
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The title says it all. Kyle Hendricks is an immediate fade against this Padres lineup. It is a getaway day, so there may be some guys resting. Kyle Hendricks has given up 5 runs in each of his first two starts against the Rangers and Dodgers. Those are some potent offenses, but the Padres rank […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Orioles are calling up Jackson Holliday. To back up Ramon Urias? To work on fielding drills with Jorge Mateo? I don’t get it. He wasn’t ready 11 games ago, but he’s ready now? Hunh, weird stuff, right? So, Jackson Holliday is going to be a star.
Please, blog, may I have some more?Intro Forgive me if I’m a bit out of it right now. After the Shane Bieber injury, I searched for life’s meaning in a few liquor bottles. I didn’t quite find the answers I was looking for; but give me a minute, I’ll find them somewhere down there… Anywho, time for another update to the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Remember to bookmark that Razzball Bullpen Chart, y’all! I update it obsessively. Also, if you’re a sub (you should be a sub…it’s great value), you get access to RP Projections and the super badass Relievonator Game Log tool, in addition to all the other awesome tools we have to offer. Hittertron and Streamonator, etc. Let’s do it […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It’s only week two!? How is that possible when we’ve lost 78% of all MLB pitchers already? Sounds fake, but here we are. With all the pitching injuries it has led to much speculation as to why we are suddenly losing everyone to arm injuries. Everyone from Cy Young winners to Twitter doctors who are […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?If you are playing this fun little afternoon slate, let me reintroduce you to Casey Mize who brings a rejuvenated splitter and increased velocity on his fastball to this matchup. Those ingredients lead to more and more Ks. I will also be considering rostering the Orioles, a dangerous team for sure, but especially being in […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Framber Valdez is out with a sore elbow. Feel a bit like I’m living in a Twilight Zone, where I say in the preseason, “Don’t draft (pitcher’s name) because they were injured last year or just so awful last year they must’ve been injured,” then everyone ignores that and pretends that a player’s injury is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Let’s get this out of the way first. Somehow, deeply rooted in my psyche, is that Britney Spears song. I did use it last year for a Ji-Hwan Bae post. But for reasons unknown, when I looked at the SP26-50 for this week, one obvious lede stood out. Then, after the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?So, uh, how’s everybody’s team faring this week? Do you have any arms left? Does your fantasy league allow you to put your 2B in as pitcher, much like the major leagues? I’m pretty sure Mookie Betts could see some mound time by the end of the month at the rate injuries are going.
Please, blog, may I have some more?Grey and B_Don are here for another episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast! This week is a bit of a downer as we go over all the big injuries from last week. A moment of silence for all the fantasy baseball owners of Spencer Strider, Shane Bieber, Eury Perez, and Trevor Story. Don’t forget […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Welcome back again, folks. While I can’t say that I’m happy with myself for coming up with the title for this week’s MI article, I must say that I’m pretty proud of it. While Cody Rhodes finished his story at Wrestlemania XL, MLB had a Story of its own finished… albeit temporarily. Trevor Story suffered […]
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