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We (me) have gone over the catchers sleepers, 1st basemen sleepers, 2nd basemen sleepers, shortstops sleepers, and 3rd basemen sleepers, because I have to do everything around here! Look at me, throwing shade like a beach umbrella! That makes sense…if you don’t think about it! That’s what I want my bumper sticker to say, “That makes sense….if you don’t think about it.” Okay, so this post is all the outfielders that are being drafted after 200 overall that elicit uber-sexy feelings. Now, this is a (legal-in-all-countries-except-Canada) supplement to the top 100 outfielders for 2026 fantasy baseball. All Steamer hitter projections and all 2026 fantasy baseball rankings have been updated. Click on the player’s name where applicable to read more and see their 2026 projections. Anyway, here’s some outfielders to target for 2026 fantasy baseball:

PSYCHE! The first week’s Buy/Sell is already available for Patreon members. It will be released all year early for Patreons, so if people are getting a jump on you, it’s because they paid the $10. Also, Seiya Suzuki was updated yesterday in the top 40 outfielders and top 500 (knee). Anyway, the outfielders to target:

Bryan Reynolds (ESPN 218) Starting the outfielder sleepers off with a heater! Woo boy! Bryan Reynolds is dripping in sexy upside, damn, I love him so much. Best player ever? Maybs, I need to sit down, he’s getting me overexcited!

Daylen Lile (ESPN 224, NFBC 206) Wrote a Daylen Lile sleeper. It’s all there for why I like him a lot.

Heliot Ramos (NFBC 214) Write a Heliot Ramos sleeper post last year, and he did almost exactly what I expected, and people still sleep. ACKSUALLY, he did almost exactly the same thing two years in a row. Not saying 22/5/.260 is the best line in baseball, but it’s more valuable than a top 200 pick. ACKSUALLY II: Acksuallier, Ramos was 137 on the Player Rater last year. This whole post is guys that are free money. Heliot might be the freeiest free money. Freeiest, the most free ever. It’s in the dictionary.

Ian Happ (ESPN 229) Ian Happ is such a funny guy to get heated over, but I saw where ESPN had him ranked and I got heated. His stats are very boring, but they’re boringly valuable. If anyone is ranking Ian Happ in the 220’s or whatever, it would raise red flags for me for everything else they’ve ever said. He was 120th on the Player Rater last year, and does essentially the same thing every year. That is not a 220-or-whatever ranking guy. I know he is not exciting, but he is the epitome of he is who he is.

Adolis Garcia (ESPN 267, NFBC 238) This is a bit of a shot in the dark, because his stats from the last year don’t back it up, but if you’re looking for the guy I expect to have the most random dead cat bounce like George Springer from last year, Adolis is as good a gamble as any.

Daulton Varsho (ESPN 269, NFBC 201) Wrote a Daulton Varsho sleeper, and it was met with loud snores and a few yawns. I get it, but let’s take me out of the equation and look at other people’s projections: 30/8/.226 in 145 games. I’d buy that for a dollar, which is convenient because that’s how much he costs.

Ramon Laureano (ESPN 291, NFBC 219) One recurring “issue” with the outfielder sleepers is they’re “boring.” Liberally using scare quotes here because they’re not boring and it’s not an issue, you giant jerk! Take that back! No? Okay, fine, but Laureano went 24/7/.281 last year. You can poke holes in some of those numbers but I’m wearing K-Swiss and dancing over dem holes! [sprains ankle] Not okay, Swiss!

TJ Friedl (ESPN 295, NFBC 263) Prototypical outfielder who is a depth piece more than an upside guy, and I’ve said that for every outfielder so far I think, no? Friedl’s main draw is [squints at his stats] runs? Fine, he’s boring, but 15-ish K%, good park, will be at leadoff, and stole 27 bags one year.

Colton Cowser (ESPN 300, NFBC 251) He’s got under-the-hood problems, which might be the understatement of the year. Right after, “Maybe I shouldn’t have liquidated my 401K for Bitcoin.” That’s fine, Cowser’s going late enough that his Fiat-like under-the-hood problems are acceptable. He needs to fix his Ks (35.6%) and stay on the field. If he hits .230, he’s going to have value because he will go 25/15.

Jac Caglianone (ESPN NR, NFBC 217) I don’t understand how he’s “not ranked” for ESPN, and that could go for a bunch of the next guys listed. They have Javier Baez ranked, but not Jac Caglianone? Okay, man, I give up. Okay, I ain’t giving up just yet. Jac Cannoli has 25/5/.250 projections and Javier Baez has 7/5/.230. Come on. Like, seriously, stop and come on!

Wilyer Abreu (ESPN NR, NFBC 230) The only time I look at a guy’s defense is if I’m worried about him losing playing time. Wilyer is good in the field, prolly a bit better with the glove than his bat. He’s not amazing vs. lefties, but around the statline of 25/7/.250 and unranked by ESPN? Still seriously saying, come on.

Mickey Moniak (ESPN NR, NFBC 244) His name conjures thoughts of Mickey Mantle. Does anything else about his game conjure thoughts of Mickey Mantle? [pauses for a millisecond] No.

Josh Lowe (ESPN NR, NFBC 265) Should likely be platooned, but let’s look at who else the Angels have to platoon with Josh LoweAdam Frazier, Bryce Teodosio, Gus Pilaf. Sadly, I only made-up one of those names. Teodosio is kinda interesting if you’re looking for a good deal on parmesan because it’s an Italian supermarket. Wait, no Pilaf was the made-up name.

Jordan Beck (ESPN NR, NFBC 227) Ya know how everyone talks about Lifetime ADP? I think there’s a case to be made all Rockies hitters should have a 225 ADP. Whether they are coming off a good year or not. Tovar barely plays 50 games? Meh, flyer at 225. Tovar goes 30/10/.280? I’ll try him at 225 because we know he’s going to be awful in his follow-up season. Same for Beck, Moniak, Goodman, Tovar, Doyle, the newly 390-pound Zac Veen? All of them!

Isaac Collins (ESPN NR, NFBC 429) He had PRP injections in his knees this offseason, which doesn’t give me a ton of confidence, but 15/25/.270 potential guy at 400 overall? I’ll try it and if it goes sideways, I’ll blame his brother [makes tipsy hand sign] Tom Collins.

Dylan Beavers (ESPN NR, NFBC 329) It’s interesting how everyone is out on Beavers like it’s Weho simply because (I think this is why) he’s on the Orioles and they haven’t developed one single prospect in the five years of having all top ten prospects. Because if not for that reason, Beavers went 22/25 last year in the minors and majors combined, hit .304 in Triple-A, and has a starting job. That’s not worth more than “completely forgotten in all leagues?” Damn, Beavers!

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