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by: Grey
You know what’s kinda weird? Those earrings that stretch earlobes? I just shuddered thinking about them, but they’re not weird. Eating turkey makes you tired, but turkeys aren’t always sleeping? That’s closer to weird, but not quite what I was going for. They still deliver mail six days a week, in all kinds of terrible […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Corbin Carroll had two of Arizona’s FIFTEEN hits last night as the D-Backs did their best impression of the worst hosts in baseball with a 9-0 thumping of Nick Lodolo and the Cincinnati Reds. The Snakes were biting in Arizona as Gabriel Moreno (2-for-5, 1 RBI, 5th SB), Geraldo Perdomo (3-for-5, 2 R, 1 RBI), […]
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Mariners’ Jerry Dipoto watching the giant clock that reads, “Rookie Eligibility Manipulation.” The big hand reads, “Service Time,” and the smaller hand reads, “Under 45 Days Active to Maintain Rookie Eligibility.” Dipoto remarks to his assistant, “Why didn’t they put ‘Under 45 Days Active to Maintain Rookie Eligibility’ on the big hand and ‘Service Time’ […]
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Messick, a noun, verb and adjective for when you are calling out to work and can barely speak into the phone. “Hello,” you mutter. You’re a mutterer all right, because you have your hand over the phone, so they don’t hear you’re on a raft in a lazy river at the Great Wolf Lodge while […]
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Wanna have a little laugh-a-rooski at my expense? Of course you do! For last week’s Buy/Sell, which is really a Buy/Drop (but trademark attorneys couldn’t secure it), I wrote to drop Alex Bregman, but then prior to publishing it, I thought, “Grey, you big lug! You who’s-he-what’s-it’s! You surprisingly tall and slender man, you! No […]
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On the Crews ship, lollipop, it’s a sweet trip to a post-hype prospect shop, where batting average [makes armpit fart noises] plops… Because my browser history is more than a little full with google searches a’la [baseball player name] + stats, let’s just say Dylan Crews + stats wasn’t the first Dylan to get pulled […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hello, Razzball Friends! How much am I going to derail this conversation if I talk about how the Chicago White Sox are over .500 for the first time since October 2022? Okay, there was that brief 2-2 start in April 2025. Anyway, enough about my personal recovery. Let’s talk about everyone else’s recovery or lack […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Jacob Misiorowski (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks 10 Ks, ERA at 2.12) needs to get through a whole season without losing his command like he did in the 2nd half of last year. Still a lot of time for that to happen. Remember, we all thought he might be the best rookie […]
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April 13th was the last time Paul Skenes walked a hitter. It was James Wood, the NL leader in walks. Last night, Paul Skenes struck out the side in the first two innings, then Willi Castro laid down a bunt to open the third, because, as Biff once said, he’s chicken! In those first two […]
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by: Dan Pants
No disrespect to the “explorers” of my youth, who we now teach were brutal conquerors at best and genocidal maniacs at worst, but hey, they got a strait named after them, and we can use their “discoveries” for fun nicknames for sports ballers. The A’s Carlos Cortes, who I’m now calling El Conquistador hit two […]
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Way too early for retractions and corrections from the editor. I’m not going to Editor’s Note less than a week in. I’m not Editor’s Noting: You do not have to hand it to player who I didn’t like. I will not be Editor’s Noting: The guy who I said in the preseason sucked, he’s good […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Baseball starts tonight, get psyched! Right now, though, it’s time to focus on what’s important: preseason predictions! Before we dive deep into countless hours rearranging lineups, FAAB bids, and making trade offers in order to win a couple hundred dollars in our friends and family league, which equates to roughly twenty-eight cents per hour, we […]
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