Reds Can’t Do Zagreb Against Sproatia

June 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 224 Comments

Mad Libs’ing Brewers starters into the lede. (Brewers pitcher) is (adjective) because the Brewers’ (noun) who (verb) (noun) and (verb) (noun) who can’t be (verb)! Kyle Harrison–No, not today. Brandon Woodruff–Haha, that was yesterday! Brandon Sproat? Yep! Here we go! Mad Libs commence! Brandon Sproat is awesome because the Brewers’ coaches turn pitching mounds into […]

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Outfielder Buy, Sell Or Hold; Midseason Edition

June 23, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 6 Comments

by: Disco Stu

We’ve made it to the halfway point, or thereabouts. What better time to play a little, “buy, sell or hold” with some outfielders on interesting good and bad rolls now. Of course, in non-trade leagues, you can’t actually buy or sell most of them, so it’s a bit of a theoretical exercise here. But hey, […]

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Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Giving PCA His Flowers

June 23, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | Leave a comment

by: Mike Couillard

On this episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, Mike Couillard subs in again for B-Don to navigate the latest MLB moves, including another injury to a first-round pick, as Bobby Witt Jr is dealing with a sprained knee ligament. Plus, do Spencer Strider and Mike Trout’s latest injuries spell doom for their careers? Then we […]

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Missouri Fathers Celebrate With Dongs

June 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 273 Comments

by: Grey

“Hello Sharks! Every Mother’s Day, MLB wheels out there some pink bats. Well, this year I have something for the gentlemen on Father’s Day!” [reveals two rosin bags tied to the knob of a baseball bat, dangling, a quick succession of “I’m out”] “So, you don’t want to see my heated ice cream scooper that […]

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Imai Need Tatsuya Do That Again

June 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 17 Comments

by: Dan Pants

The Japanese takeover of Texas continues! Houston Astros starting pitcher slash import slash heartthrob Tatsuya Imai turned in his best start of the year Friday night, going six innings, allowing just three earned runs and striking out eleven for his fourth win of the year. Imai let you finish, Kanye, Imai also tell you I […]

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The Angels Look Fallen But They Have Moore In The Tank

June 18, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 92 Comments

by: Grey

Mike Trout hit the IL with a hamstring strain. Okay, I said it would happen after his 12th homer, and he has 17, so sue me for my Franklin Mint Civil War pewter chess set. It’s a family heirloom, you monsters! But take it! Leave me my Simpsons pewter chess board! Don’t take my Ned […]

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Double Dammit Vinnie Dry Cured Hammit J-Rammit Broken Hamate Weekend

June 14, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 225 Comments

by: Grey

Saw Jose Ramirez‘s injury and thought to myself, “Yeah, JoRam gets injured and comes back in roughly 24 hours.” Well, yeah, no, I was wrong. Yeah, no. It happens. Sometimes I “Yeah, no.” Jose Ramirez has a broken hamate bone. I still think every pitcher should have Tommy John before taking the mound for the […]

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Waiver Wire Week 13: Rushing To The Waiver Wire

June 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Head-to-Head Leagues, Fantasy Baseball Streamers, Featured | 8 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

Scrounging the waiver wire is one of the best aspects of fantasy baseball. There seem to be gems every week, no matter how deep your league is. It’s also fun to take some risks throughout the year, and there’s really no better feeling than seeing a waiver wire guy develop into a must-roster player. Accumulating […]

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Complete-ly Mis-erable

June 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 42 Comments

by: Dan Pants

MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]

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Red Sox Forced To Watch Sad Movie On Drew Ray

June 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 226 Comments

by: Grey

Just got a haircut and they accidentally cut out a piece of my brain, so bare with me [removes pants, Cancel Police break down door] That’s supposed to be bear with me! I realize that now! So, Drew Rasmussen never be fussin’. I will give you an example of this: Yesterday’s line of 7 IP, […]

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White Sox Are 22% Of The Way To A Full Lineup Of Prep School Montgomerys

June 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 280 Comments

by: Grey

We have to shut down the naming of kids that end in -aden. No more Kadens or Cadens, Bradens or Jadens, Wadens or Ladens, Hadens or Tadens, Vadens or Zadens, Madens or Fadens, no more! We are at our limit. You’re welcome to come up Braden Montgomery, but then that’s it. So, Montgomery Earns Promotion, […]

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Trolling The Outfield Depths For Judge Fill-Ins

June 9, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 2 Comments

by: Disco Stu

So your Fantasy team just lost Aaron Judge. First of all, my best wishes. I know, I know, I know. In the course of life, it’s obviously meaningless. I mean, Aaron Judge himself will be absolutely fine and hopefully, for the Yankees’ sake, makes it back for the playoffs. They have great starting pitching and […]

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