If there’s one universal Cubs’ voice, let’s imagine them singing their version of this old 80’s classic: “You know I love you (you know I love you), you know it’s true (you know it’s true) It’s up to you, Clay, now what have I got to do? Don’t hold me up, Holmes, don’t waste my […]
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This Blade Paid His Dues (And Maybe His Taxes)
August 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 133 Commentsby: Grey
This lede was derived from the very simple question: Who the eff is Blade Tidwell? I legitimately didn’t know. I asked AI and AI said, “That is the part Cuba Gooding Jr. played in Jerry Maguire with the very famous catchphrase, ‘Show me where your money is.’ If you’d like, Grey, I can tell you […]
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Points Leagues: August Outfield Rankings
August 10, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 1 Commentby: Latch-Key Kid
Injuries happen. They happen to every position, every season. But it sure feels like the top of the outfield has been particularly snakebitten by them this year, doesn’t it? Just look at the names who were, if not top-10 picks at the position, certainly must-start players who are currently on the shelf: Aaron Judge, Juan […]
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Top 100 Outfielders Rest Of Season: Everybody Hurts
August 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Outfielders | 10 Commentsby: toolsy
This is where the rubber meets the road. For my first set of rest-of-season rankings, referencing R.E.M. and Michael Stipe feels so appropriate here. If you’ve been staring at your outfield roster on the IL, you are not alone, because everybody hurts right now. I also want to offer a quick disclaimer. I’ve learned a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Max Clark was called up by the Tigers and the chain discourse is about to get crazier than what was Nancy Reagan doing on Mr. T’s lap. You look at Max Clark’s sprint speed and I look at Max Clark’s sprint speed with and without chains. We. Are. Not. The. Same. You look at Max […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Glitches In The Matrix: Seeing Through The Noise
July 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Outfielders | 4 Commentsby: toolsy
Grey recently talked about the smell of napalm. There is another unmistakable stench in the air. Agent Smith from The Matrix said it best: “It’s the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink, and every time I do, I fear that I’ve somehow been infected […]
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Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast: 1st Half Awards
July 21, 2026 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | Leave a commentby: B_Don
After a couple weeks away, it’s time to catch up on the prospect call-ups from the last couple of weeks. Then it’s time for our first-half fantasy superlatives. We hand out awards for MVP, LVP, Rookie of the Year, Breakout Player, Bounceback Player, and our annual “I Told You So” and “I Was Wrong” honors. […]
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July 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 243 Commentsby: Grey
Comatose Braves fan, who’s been out since March, “Why does the nurse keep pinching shut my IV and saying pausa de hidratación? Well, nevertheless, I see Austin Riley went 3-for-4 with 4 RBIs and his 11th and 12th homer, and three homers in three games. [humming Joe Walsh] Life is good so far…Austin Riley is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 for the 2nd Half of 2026 Fantasy Baseball
July 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 238 Commentsby: Grey
Before we get into the top 100 for the 2nd half of 2026 fantasy baseball, let’s just be glad our 18-year-old selves can’t see us now, we’d get beat up! But our twelve-year-old selves would think we’re the coolest! So, as with all of the other 2026 fantasy baseball rankings, slop this up with a […]
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Chicago cyclist spins to win Friday night as the A’s wheels come off. White Sox outfielder slash rookie slash heartthrob slash former professional Banana baller Tristan Peters discovered a newfound love for cycling Friday night going 4-for-4 hitting for the cycle, and adding four RBI in a historic performance that was central to his team’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I put it off as long as I could. It’s not that I’m against rankings. I quite like reading them and using them. And I don’t have any problem doing them on a small-scale, position-by-position basis. But how the 5th best SS compares to the 13th best OF and the 9th best SP? How do […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Reds Can’t Do Zagreb Against Sproatia
June 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 224 Commentsby: Grey
Mad Libs’ing Brewers starters into the lede. (Brewers pitcher) is (adjective) because the Brewers’ (noun) who (verb) (noun) and (verb) (noun) who can’t be (verb)! Kyle Harrison–No, not today. Brandon Woodruff–Haha, that was yesterday! Brandon Sproat? Yep! Here we go! Mad Libs commence! Brandon Sproat is awesome because the Brewers’ coaches turn pitching mounds into […]
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