by: Grey
What a beautiful moment the A’s had at the end of the game yesterday thanking fans–Wait, why is the A’s owner, John Fisher, unrolling that comically long TNT fuse? Oh God, what is he doing? So, Oakland played its last game in Oakland yesterday, and hell is too cool a place for John Fisher. Teams […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Did Chris Sale just get another start? Did Spencer Schwellenbach just pick up another start? Who goes on Friday? Who on Sunday? Does any of this matter? Does anything matter? I don’t know, tee bee aitch, but let’s see where we’re at. Braves/Mets series was cancelled and they’re tentatively scheduled for a Monday doubleheader. That […]
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This year has taught us that the Giants bats get hot one bat at a time all season. From Patrick Bailey to Matos to Ramos to Wade Jr. to Chapman to Joey Bart, but on the Pirates to Fitzgerald to Carl’s Jr. Jr. finally to Michael Conforto, who gets the last week of the season. […]
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Here’s a story I think I’ve told before, but it’s sorta related to today’s post, and it’s a short schedule day in late-September: Cougs and I went on an architectural tour of Palm Springs — hey, when you don’t have kids, you have to find stuff to amuse each other. So, this tour would go […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I’m going to walk into my house of worship (Taco Bell) and get on my knees (into a booth with a chalupa) and ask the Big Man Upstairs to send me a sign on whether or not Triston Casas can be trusted next year. I don’t want an obvious sign (upset stomach after eating said […]
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To quote one of the great poets of our time, as Pitbull said, “Hello, my name is not Mr. Right…” Something-something for a few lines then, “…But Imma be your Mr. Right Now. Right now, right now, right now….” Mr. Bull is exactly right (now). All that is right for, uh, now in fantasy baseball […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Before we talk about Shohei Ohtani‘s historic day, let’s first enjoy this: The best take https://t.co/nki2nFBxZ6 — Razzball (@Razzball) September 19, 2024 There’s no take greater. The best take possibly ever. Sorta like how Shohei Ohtani had one of the best games ever, while also achieving a 50/50 season. He is absurd. Shohei is the […]
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Ryan Pepiot (6 IP, 1 ER, 2 hits, zero walks, ERA at 3.64) struck out 12 guys yesterday. That’s the lead. The B story? Guess how many pitches he needed. Hint: I am howling. What’s the most he could’ve possibly thrown? 115? Okay, now what’s the least? 75? Guess how man. Bzzt wrongo, Jack! But […]
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Bo Bichette (2-for-5, 1 RBI) was activated from the IL. He only missed two and a half months with a calf strain. His season-long numbers are four homers and five steals, while hitting .220. Bo knows garbage. Bo knows how to be the biggest bust in history. Bo knows stats that most players put up […]
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I wanna wake up in the city that doesn’t sleep! Sorry, was singing off the title. So, Nick Yorke (0-for-3 and his 1st steal) was called up by the Pirates. He was acquired by the Pirates in a trade for Priester. That’s right, Yorke for Priester. Better than $23 in trinkets? I don’t know, who’s […]
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“‘Yo, we’ll see you in the playoffs, baby bro!’ Right?! Hahahaha, that’s what Ronald Acuña Jr. said to Luisangel Acuña, right? Because Ronald is playing too, right?” Um, Comatose Braves Fan, how long have you been out? “Roughly six months, I miss anything?” So, Luisangel Acuña was called up this weekend with Lindor tweaking his […]
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The other day Bo Bichette announced he still wants to play for the Jays. Cool, I still want to practice my 13 years of Spanish with Salma Hayek. Hola, mi amor, I will say as we laugh and hold peaches to each other’s mouths. Mi amor, you’re letting it drip down my chin! Si, I […]
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