by: Grey
Wow, Corbin Burnes signed to the Diamondbacks, and the Giants didn’t even get Arson Burnes. Supposedly, Corbin Burnes wanted to stay close to home, so he passed up a $250 million deal with an AL East team and signed with the Diamondbacks for $210 million. Corbin Burnes, 100% certified Wife Guy. Imagine that convo if […]
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I don’t like writing sleeper posts about the same guy more than once in a three-year period. If I wrote a Maikel Garcia sleeper last year, I would not be here today, no matter how much I liked him, and I do like him. Have to admit to making sure I didn’t write a Maikel […]
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Look at position eligibility like this, you have a toolbox filled with different positions, and you need a certain position for a certain hole in your lineup, or a screw for a certain hole to secure a latch. If you use the wrong screw, then the latch will be loose and you’ll need to translate […]
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Guardians traded Josh Naylor for Slade Cecconi and I have to assume Slade Cecconi knows where the bodies are buried. Nothing else makes sense. I’d happily say Josh Naylor was too expensive for the Guards, but he was the same-ish as newly signed Carlos Santana. What is [five minutes after downing ayahuasca] going on? This […]
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After giving you my Luis Garcia Jr. sleeper, I felt like I had to balance out the Force. I had to regain my sleeper cred. I can’t have you out on the mean streets of Fantasy Baseball Community Forums or Fantasy Baseball subreddit and talking about how I was giving only softball sleepers. Underhanded-toss-to-babies sleepers! […]
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Cody Bellinger was traded to the Yankees. That’s right, Belly in New York…ooh, I want deli. Can I get pastrami? Wait, not my Belly, but Belly Belly. Cody Bellinger! In the Big Apple! Speaking of which, anyone know how to make an apple bong? Googling the marijuana laws of New York [image or embed] — […]
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Last year was a baad year for Lars Nootbaar. Or was it?! Damn, Mr. Reversal, I honestly didn’t expect to see you here. Or did you?! No. Wait, what? You’re confusing me now. Or am I?! Yeah. Okay. So, I went trolling through Statcast for some potential outfielder sleepers and Nootbaar, straight from the Wawa […]
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There’s a ton of outfielder sleepers. My eyes skimmed over Jurickson Profar at 225 overall in drafts and I don’t buy his previous year either, but at 225 overall? That seems absurd. I was thinking I would have to write a Jurickson Profar overrated post, but now I’m talking about him in a sleeper post. […]
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Crazy how Alex Bregman reached free agency and Kyle Tucker approached it and the Astros decided to go into full punt/rebuild mode. Pretty pathetic of a dynasty dismantling when all the Astros needed to do was hit up the Lowe’s and get a louder trash can. Don’t boo me! Boo them! Wanna hear something even […]
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Hey, what’s up Bud Black, why you dressed as a Smurf with a blue face? Would you prefer I call you Blue Black? Bud Blue? Haha, I’m just joking, I know you’re now and always Bud Black, one of the best managers in baseball, and not someone I ever need to worry about playing someone […]
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The Yankees were so shook they missed on Juan Soto, they went out and paid a nutty amount of money with a crazy amount of years for Max Fried. This isn’t about Max Fried. Well, not yet. I will get to him. I mention him because the Yankees could’ve just traded some players and received […]
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I have a few sleeper posts in the hopper that are “write themselves” sleepers. Luis Garcia Jr. is a write itself sleeper. Okay, ChatGPT, give me your best Luis Garcia Jr. sleeper post: “Luis Garcia Jr. is the Nationals’ 2nd baseman who added Jr. to his name after MLB added a rule that said there […]
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