by: Grey
Psst! This post is gonna list 2nd basemen that you should target in your 2025 fantasy baseball drafts. I’m whispering because you don’t want everyone to see this post. No, I can’t whisper louder, then it WOULDN’T BE WHISPERING! Okay, gig’s up (or maybe that’s jig’s up), the love I’m about to reiterately (Made Up […]
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‘Member the days when I told you that you needed to draft a top 1st baseman and you shouldn’t look for sleepers at this position? Don’t remember? Prolly for best, leave more room in your brain to remember excuses for why you didn’t exercise. Previously, I’d tell you to go to my top 20 1st […]
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Here, friend, are some catchers that I will be targeting at my 2025 fantasy drafts after the top options are gone. I’m not going to get into the strategy of punting catchers. Been there, half-drunkenly wrote that during the Ottoman Empire. Click on the player’s name where applicable to read more and see their 2025 […]
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Last week, Grayson Rodriguez threw 89 MPH the other day, and people were like, “That’s cool, he’s working on a knuckleball. Right? Right….?” Only those dots after the 2nd “Right” lasted for 48 hours, until someone poked the speaker to see if they were still alive, they weren’t. Thankfully, they were resuscitated! Whew! Checking in […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Last year’s LABR team was: C: Elias Diaz – $1 C: Tyler Stephenson – $1 1B: Christian Walker – $16 2B: Nico Hoerner – $21 SS: Bo Bichette – $22 3B: Luis Rengifo – $1 MI: Oneil Cruz – $12 CI: Josh Naylor – $14 OF: Julio Rodriguez – $42 OF: Aaron Judge – $39 OF: Jackson Chourio – $10 OF: Christopher Morel – $7 OF: Tyler O’Neill – $4 Util: Marcell Ozuna – $1 Bench: Kris Bryant, Pete Crow-Armstrong P: Yoshinobu Yamamoto – $25 P: David Bednar – […]
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As I told you yesterday, I was ranked by Fantasy Pros 1st for all of fantasy baseball rankings in 2023. After I told you that, they announced their accuracy ranks of ‘pert ranks and I was ranked 2nd for last year: If my math is right, by the year 2084, I will be 6oth best […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Last year, Fantasy Pros said I had the best fantasy baseball rankings for the previous year. I did not do well in my leagues the year I had the best rankings. I don’t know how well my fantasy baseball rankings did last year comparatively to other ‘perts, because Fantasy Pros hasn’t announced it yet, but […]
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Luis Gil won’t throw for six weeks with a lat strain, so went into the not-too-distant-past in my Wayback Machine to see who else had lat strains and how long those pitchers were out. Found one pitcher with Alfred E. Neuman on it that had a caption, “What, me thirsty?” at a garage sale my […]
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In Luis Robert Jr.‘s favor, when I was typing the title up, I wrote Luis Robert Hr. It must be a good sign that I slipped up and changed Jr. to Hr. That’s where the positives are gonna have to end. Looked up Luis Robert Jr. on last year’s Player Rater to see what kind […]
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This Wednesday the RazzSlam starts; this Sunday I take part in a LABR draft. Wish me luck! I’m kidding. I won this league last year, and plan on winning again with my giant Brian…brian…Siri, how do you spell the thing in your head you think with? How did I win last year? How do I […]
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Not saying this is everything — it’s not, we will get to everything — but Corbin Burnes‘s last 2nd half went 3.69 ERA, 1.18 WHIP with a 8.4 K/9 in 75 2/3 IP. I’m sorry, you’re drafting him where? In the top 40 overall? He’s the 7th starter off the board on average? I am […]
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Yes, I did consider how one of my schmohawks (Rafael Devers overrated) will be excellent against my other schmohawk, Gerrit Cole. Sadly, for Rafael Devers, he will have to face more than one pitcher this year (in theory, at least). But fortunately for Gerrit Cole, he will face more than one hitter. As my Jewish […]
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