You know the Sciosciapath on the top step of the dugout down there in the Los Angeles Suburb of Los Angeles? He loves these players. These Peter Bourjos players. I’d argue — or at least state, as I’m about to do — that he’d give one of ‘these players’ 500 plate appearances even if they’re […]
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Top 40 Outfielders for 2011 Fantasy Baseball
January 21, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 71 Commentsby: Grey
After the top 20 outfielders for 2011 fantasy baseball, guess what we have here? The top something-something’s? Cute, random italicized voice. We have the top 40 outfielders for 2011 fantasy baseball. That’s right, Wonderful just gave birth to Awesome. Wanna hear something even awesomier? I’m going to turn this to 60 then 80. Hopefully I […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Carlos Gonzalez, 2011 Fantasy Schmohawk
January 20, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Overrated | 103 Commentsby: Grey
Here’s a scenario. You walk into a bar, wearing a Big Johnson shirt with a rip in it and Bermuda shorts even though it’s 45 degrees out. Your hair’s greased down to your head, not because of any fashion purpose. You just haven’t showered in days. When you get to the bar, this hot girl […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 20 Outfielders for 2011 Fantasy Baseball
January 20, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 77 Commentsby: Grey
The other day we went over the top 20 third basemen for 2011 fantasy baseball for our 2011 fantasy baseball rankings. Today, we turn our bejeweled eyeglasses to the top 20 outfielders for 2011 fantasy baseball. The top twenty outfielders will need to go to a top 40 then a top 60 then a top […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Top 20 3rd Basemen
January 19, 2011 | 2010 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 99 Commentsby: Grey
We finish off the infield with the top 20 3rd basemen for 2011 fantasy baseball. The 2011 fantasy baseball rankings from shallowest to deepest go catchers, shortstops, third basemen, 2nd basemen then 1st basemen. That’s right, I think the 2nd basemen are deeper than the 3rd basemen. 3rd base gets the gas face. In 2009, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?In May, Max Scherzer got dunked in the Triple-A holy Toledo water. Before that spiritual awakening, he had an ERA of 7.29. In 23 starts after that trip, 2.46. Before that trip, a 5.6 K/9. Afterwards, 9.3 K/9. Before, he was hitting 91.8 MPH on the speed gun. After, 93.5 MPH. Before, his fastball was […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Top 20 Shortstops
January 18, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 81 Commentsby: Grey
The top 20 shortstops for 2011 fantasy baseball are a shallow bowl of dung and ranked only ahead of the catchers for depth. All the 2011 fantasy baseball rankings can be found under that thing that says 2011 fantasy baseball rankings. (Don’t worry, one of my New Year’s Resolutions is to link to things a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Robinson Cano, 2011 Fantasy Schmohawk
January 17, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Overrated | 48 Commentsby: Grey
It’s with regret I have to label Robinson Cano overrated. I really like him. Plays a shallow position for fantasy and can come close to repeating his numbers from last year. I.e., I don’t think people are misinterpreting his skill set. That’s usually how a lot of these overrated posts come about. Someone hits — […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Top 20 2nd Basemen
January 17, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 45 Commentsby: Grey
We continue our 2011 fantasy baseball rankings with the top 20 2nd basemen for 2011 fantasy baseball. For the first time in a while, there’s no 2nd baseman in the top 10. At least by my calculation. Some ‘perts are putting Cano in the top 10, but I talk more about that later this afternoon. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Top 20 1st Basemen
January 14, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 106 Commentsby: Grey
The top 10 and 20 for 2011 fantasy baseball are in the bag, along with the top 20 catchers and your receipt for a $30 massage valued at $50. Thanks, Groupon! Today, Razzhands, we look at the top 20 1st basemen for 2011 fantasy baseball. All this shizz can be found under the 2011 fantasy […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Top 20 Catchers
January 13, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 97 Commentsby: Grey
Went over the top 20 for 2011 fantasy baseball and top 10 for 2011 fantasy baseball. Now, friends, it’s time for the top 20 catchers for 2011 fantasy baseball. The top 20 catchers are the glass of warm milk right before you go to sleep. Hey, I just drafted Jorge Posada! Snooze. I love Kurt […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Top 20
January 11, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 120 Commentsby: Grey
As you probably know, we just went over the top 10 for 2011 fantasy baseball and today we give you… Hint: it’s in the title of the post. Oh, forget it. Here’s our top 20 for 2011 fantasy baseball. And by our top 20 for 2011 fantasy baseball, I mean mine. But our sounds more […]
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