Nolan McLean will be called up on Saturday. An MLB GM looks at a calendar. There, Saturday is circled. MLB GM, “It just happens that this Saturday (player’s name) is ready. I know! What a crazy coincidence as it’s also the day when it’s in our best interest to call up a prospect.” MLB GMs […]
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It’s Now Polarbeary Fields Forever In Mets’ Home Run History
August 12, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 195 Commentsby: Grey
Mets’ greatest hitter conversation is relatively short one. I’d list Bonilla, but I’m talking past greats and he’s still on the payroll. Howard Johnson was awesome, definitely better hitter than motel. Mookie Wilson is just fun. Say “Mookie Wilson” and try not to smile. Gary Carter created the term “the F bomb,” and hit pretty […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Wasn’t Just Blaze Who Touched The Sky
August 11, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 200 Commentsby: Grey
I was gonna make this about just Blaze Alexander (1-for-4, 3rd homer), but I wrote Just Blaze and started listening to Jay Z songs for 45 minutes. Now if you can’t respect that, your whole perspective is whack, maybe you’ll love me when I fade to black. This was Blaze’s 2nd homer this week, and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Reds Can’t Spell Noelvi Without Love
August 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 253 Commentsby: Grey
Trekked to Nepal on Sunday to ask the biggest Buddha I could find for some answers. (Bigger the Buddha, the more insightful. Everyone knows that shizz.) “Buddha, in all your infinite wisdom, how do I resist writing a 2026 fantasy baseball sleeper for Noelvi Marte and keep it about this year? Also, while I have […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Buy Some Add Time On The Wetherholt Channel
August 8, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 175 Commentsby: Grey
As you might’ve heard on our last podcast, August 15th is the target date for when teams can call up prospects and have just the right amount of service time manipulation. The Goldilocks of service time manipulation. See, prospects cannot exceed 45 days in the majors and be eligible for the Rookie of the Year […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? I’m Real Impressed By The Rocks A’s J-Lo Got
August 7, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 94 Commentsby: Grey
It’s interesting to me how different J. Lo, the four-time divorcee with six broken engagements, is from Ja-Lo, which is just me answering the phone with a funny voice. By the way, thinking about J. Lo’s most recent divorce, and does Ben Affleck know there’s women with a name other than Jennifer? Does he not […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Shooter McGavin Williams Almost Hits A Hole-in-One
August 6, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 183 Commentsby: Grey
“Weird that DraftKings has a bet for Gavin Williams to have a no-hitter into the 9th when he loses it to a Juan Soto homer. Feels kinda specific. Hmm, let’s see how this plays out…What’s that, FanDuel is giving a $5 free roll on an over/under for 126 pitches by Gavin Williams today? That is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Keaschall’s Back And Luking Good
August 5, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 172 Commentsby: Grey
Since Luke Keaschall (2-for-4, 3 RBIs and his 1st homer) has been out for most of the season, let’s do a refresher. If you’re in the south, his name is Keasch’all. In the north, it’s “Pop.” In Minnesota, it’s Minne-Soda. In the Mid-Atlantic, it’s Soder. In Philly, it’s Darin Ruf. In Jersey, it’s Darin Roof. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Phils decided to take their whoops, put them in a can of ass and unleash the whoop ass on the O’s. Leading the charge was Kyle Schwarber (3-for-5, 6 RBIs, and his 39th and 40th homer), who I’d like to take a moment to appreciate because I’ve never done that before. He reminds me of […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Guardians Of The Kayfusy
August 3, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 248 Commentsby: Grey
C.J. Kayfus (1-for-4, 1 run, hitting 8th) was called up on Saturday by the Guardians. [money exchanges hands] That’s two unnamed Guards pitchers, who had some small action on him not being called up until September. Nothing big, what’s $500,000 between friends? Prospect Itch said back in December, “A six-foot, 192 lb third-round pick in […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?We all know about DrivelineAnon, the conspiracy theory that the Dodgers pay scouts to give their prospects better grades so they can trade them for better pieces. Well, as I was perusing 4Chan for conspiracy theories, I found one that might be applicable here. It’s like QAnon, but it’s ReinsdorfAnon. It’s where White Sox prospects […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?A walloper of a trade deadline day! The biggest winners, losers and–Hold on, getting an iCal reminder. Oh crap, I was supposed to remind the Dodgers that the trade deadline was yesterday. Crap! Okay, will you guys pretend it’s actually today and not yesterday? Seriously, I’m gonna be in big trouble! I really don’t understand […]
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