“Weathers/Springs eternal,” he wrote in magic marker on his newly-burned compact disc that had all his favorite songs, “I Will Always Love You,” Unchained Melody,” Can’t Help Falling In Love,” “Your Song,” and “Something,” by The Beatles, not “Something” as in he forgot the song. He handed the compact disc to his son and said, […]
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You’ll have to pardon me, dear reader. I am reeling at how boring the Brewers city connect jerseys are. Truly, they’re trying to appeal to the entire state, and were clearly designed by someone from Chicago who never spoke to anyone in Wisconsin, hence the Wisco on the front. But that’s my problem. Your problem […]
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One Man’s Trash: Dubon It
April 9, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 4 Commentsby: Son
Normally, I try and emulate Grey with a funny, witty, 2nd-level intro, but all that results is an intro. That is why Grey is the GOAT. Luckily, the universe has provided everything for me this week. Jam On It was, is, and will forever be The Jam. And that is how Mauricio Dubon fans must […]
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2026 MLB Risers And Fallers: All About The Drake
April 9, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | Leave a commentby: CableBoxScore
For the 2026 fantasy baseball season, every team has about 12 games down and about 150 still to go after the first two weeks of the season. Since 12 games aren’t nearly enough to draw any conclusions, we will spend our first post of the season looking at the risers and fallers in fantasy baseball […]
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In our 134th episode, Mike Couillard is joined by resident doctor (but not really a doctor) Keelin Billue to discuss how to navigate the rash of injuries facing our fantasy squads plus some requisite White Sox chat. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. Email the pod at [email protected]. Links to things discussed in the […]
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Gore Saving Environment By Missing Bats
April 8, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 283 Commentsby: Grey
I drafted MacKenzie Gore year after year. You could tell because the seasons changed like in Notting Hill after she leaves him. The only difference is MacKenzie Gore didn’t stand in front of me in the preseason and say, “I’m just a boy standing in front of handsome man asking him to draft me again.” […]
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Guardians 2B Juan Brito (24) got the call this week to replace the injured Gabriel Arias and picked up a couple hits in his debut. He walked twice as much as he struck out through nine Triple-A games (6:3) and was slashing .314/.405/.457 for Columbus. I’ve long been a believer in Brito’s bat and suspect he’ll carve out a long term role with this opportunity.
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SAGNOF: The Speed Dial Year 3.0
April 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, SAGNOF, Steals | 6 Commentsby: The Great Knoche
Back in 2024, our everything guru around Razzball, Vinwins, managed to nail the exact terminology I was looking for in regards to Stolen Base Streamers. Since then, anytime you grab a guy for your roster looking for a stolen base, it is referred to as a Speed Dial. Not sure it ever made the official […]
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Real Or Not Real? Hot Starts On The Corner
April 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 3 Commentsby: kelder
I come to you this week with a heavy heart. Part of my childhood has died. For years, I would buy in March some sort of baseball preview. Five bucks, and it would fit ever so snugly in the bathroom drawer. This weekend, on a lark, I saw the previews pop up on the magazine […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? I Guess Taj Prefers Lakes To Bays
April 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 315 Commentsby: Grey
Somewhere in India, a man builds a shrine the likes of which have never been seen before — 500 rooms, 1,000s of marble columns, 400 acres wide, 80 stories high. It’s tasteful while opulent. It’s to honor his one true love. When his wife comes home, he shows her his masterpiece that he’s built. “Honey, […]
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It’s very much silly season for our leagues at this point, and will be for a few more weeks. This is when we can have huge swings in the standings based on 2-3 good (or bad) days of stats. So, fear not if you’re off to a slow start. If you have a lot of […]
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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 2: Paul Sew-All-Da-Way To The Bank
April 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 27 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 2 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. […]
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