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Blue Jays Go Prospecting At The Olde Imperialist Anthropologist Shoppe

by: Grey

Setting up fifteen VPN redirects so no one can find my exact location. Now that I’m securely camouflaged, I carefully google, “Is Trey Yesavage related to Shelly Miscavige?” Google returns the top search result, “We know where you are Grey, and we’re watching you.” Rips tin foil hat off head and fills out paperwork to […]

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Nary Tyler More

by: Grey

Dodgers losing two games in three days where their starters didn’t give up hits through seven innings felt like a nightmare scenario dreamt up by Elias Sports Bureau, but it’s just Blake Treinen his best. Sadly, Treinen and Tanner Scott (1 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, the only hit the Dodgers allowed yesterday, and his […]

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Braves Fourget To Switch To A No-Schwarb Diet

August 28, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 129 Comments

by: Grey

Saw someone recently make the case that Kyle Schwarber (4-for-6, 9 RBIs, 46th, 47th, 48th and 49th homers) would be a terrible Hall of Famer. Not like he’d enter the Hall and pee on the memorabilia, but as in he does not belong. Well, I say, I want a Hall where he does belong! Assuming […]

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Lord Byron And Duke Schneider Lead Power Barrage In Toronto

August 27, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 146 Comments

by: Grey

I made char sui pork recently. Was very good, easy too! Slather a bunch of stuff on the pork belly, roast it for five hours and slob-down on the oink. Nah’mean? That feeling I had when I was slob-downing on the oink that was what it was like having so many of these Jays/Twins hitters! […]

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Corners Report: Yet Another Look At 2026 Risers And Fallers

August 27, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 7 Comments

by: The Educator

We kinda had an accidental theme here! All the cool kids are looking toward the future and stuff, like here and here. This is my meager contribution! Getting near the end, and I realized I think I only have two weeks left after this! I’m looking to do my next year’s ranks in one of those. […]

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Reds Can’t Spell Noelvi Without Love

August 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 253 Comments

by: Grey

Trekked to Nepal on Sunday to ask the biggest Buddha I could find for some answers. (Bigger the Buddha, the more insightful. Everyone knows that shizz.) “Buddha, in all your infinite wisdom, how do I resist writing a 2026 fantasy baseball sleeper for Noelvi Marte and keep it about this year? Also, while I have […]

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This Guy’s Baseball IQ Is A Thousand He’s Such An Eugenius

July 20, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 189 Comments

by: Grey

Getting back into the baseball season after the break is like you’re starting to fall behind people in roller derby and some giant lady slingshots you back into the race — swoosh! Brienne of Tarth has boomerang’d your 5′ 7″ and three-quarters of an inch, macho, lady-frame into first place in that roller derby and […]

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Top 100 for the 2nd Half of 2025 Fantasy Baseball

July 14, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 326 Comments

by: Grey

Before we get into the top 100 for the 2nd half of 2025 fantasy baseball, let’s just be glad our 18-year-old selves can’t see us now, we’d get beat up! But our twelve-year-old selves would think we’re the coolest! So, as with all of the other 2025 fantasy baseball rankings, slop this up with a […]

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In-Laws, Beach, And All Stars

July 9, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 1 Comment

by: The Educator

There are two midsummer traditions in my household: the MLB All-Star game and a beach trip with my in-laws. Seemingly every year, I stream the game from a two bedroom cabin with AC and outlets and nothing else. The beach is great. The time and expectations with the in-laws, well, you can probably guess right? […]

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DFS: Basskitting In The Gray Today

July 8, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, DFS, DraftKings, Fantasy Baseball DFS |

by: Professor P Rich

This far into the season is a fun time to be playing DFS. On a large slate, there is no need to roster a player who is having a bad season or who you have a hunch on. We can find plenty of baseball players who are having great seasons, who have figured out how […]

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Detroit Running On Greene Energy

July 2, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 293 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday was the day of doubleheaders and no one had a bigger doubleheader…Damn it, Darren Aronofsky, all I can think about is Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream! Seriously, he ruined me for not only any mention of doubleheaders but I just hear the word “double” and I start to think I know where […]

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Sale Ushers In John Olerud Day And Tells Each Hitter To, “Go To Hell, Met”

June 18, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 212 Comments

by: Grey

This is my mea culpa on Chris Sale (8 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 2.52). I said to avoid him and I blew it like I was Scott Blewett. Why was Sale left in to throw 116 pitches yesterday? That I don’t know, but my guess is Brian Snitker stopped […]

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