It’s the 17th Annual Razzballies! Wow! They’re old enough to smoke weed, and drink beer while pretending not to drink beer or smoke weed! Next year, the Razzballies are going to join the Army while leaving behind their three-month-old and girlfriend. The Razzballies are going to be a prestige movie starring Timothée Chalamet as the […]
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Aaron Judge
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People celebrating their fantasy baseball championships today pic.twitter.com/4bavGwku88 — Razzball (@Razzball) October 5, 2022 That is the best encapsulation of the joy of winning a fantasy baseball league. I’m sick it’s so on point. I hope everyone got to feel that “very dorky dancing while very white music plays surrounded by middle-aged men” joy yesterday. […]
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Phillies Bluntly Roll The Miami Pitching Staff
September 24, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 75 Commentsby: Grey
Damn, the Phils McCrackin’ homers vs. Miami yesterday, hitting eight! Starting up the dong charger, Kyle Schwarber (4-for-5) hit his 55th and 56th homer. Only 16 players have 55 homers. In the history of baseball. No one is talking about Schwarber and he’s having a legit NL MVP season. Everyone is in the shadow of […]
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September 14, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 168 Commentsby: Grey
Setting up fifteen VPN redirects so no one can find my exact location. Now that I’m securely camouflaged, I carefully google, “Is Trey Yesavage related to Shelly Miscavige?” Google returns the top search result, “We know where you are Grey, and we’re watching you.” Rips tin foil hat off head and fills out paperwork to […]
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Junior Rocket Launches Three to the Moon
September 13, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 8 Commentsby: Dan Pants
Minnesota Twins first baseman slash DH slash every position slash nepo-baby slash heart throb Kody Clemens launched not one, not two, but three rockets to the moon Friday night going a perfect 4-for-4 along with five runs batted in to rally his Twinks to the dub! And because you all asked so nicely and his […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Astros Have Front Row Seats To The Gausman Cometh
September 11, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 74 Commentsby: Grey
Listen, I’m as open-minded as the next guy, but: Kevin Gausman pitched a great game, and I don’t want to be that guy, but I think he could’ve pitched great without doing this after every strike [image or embed] — Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) September 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM What’s this all about? C’mon! They can’t […]
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Cards & Categories Ep. 107: Mock 2026 First Round Draft
September 11, 2025 | All Podcasts, Cards and Categories | Leave a commentby: Mike Couillard
In our 107th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer discuss the latest news and happenings in MLB impacting the fantasy game. Then we do a too-early mock draft the first 12 picks for 2026 to see what insights might be gained on how the fantasy landscape is shaping up. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Calling Up Rookie Arms Early And Often
September 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 93 Commentsby: Grey
Connelly Early (5 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 11 Ks) was called up by the Red Sox. He sounds like a character in The Banshees of Inisherin who you can’t understand a word they’re saying, so you put on subtitles but the subtitles are phonetic and also impossible to understand so you just nod along […]
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The xFiles: Assessing The 2025 Fantasy Baseball MVP Race
September 5, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 6 Commentsby: Maks
The 2025 fantasy baseball MVP race is coming down to the wire, and the top two players are not players we expected when the season started. Based on ADP (according to Yahoo), we all thought the top players would be one of Shohei Ohtani, Bobby Witt Jr., Aaron Judge, and Elly De La Cruz. That’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Reds Bringing Potato Sal Kid To The Labor Day BBQ
August 31, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 178 Commentsby: Grey
A creepy guy in a long trench coat, “Hey, wanna see something?” He flashes open his coat and inside the coat is dozens of corner infielders. That’s the Reds. They are the horniest anyone’s ever been for a corner infielder. Honestly, I didn’t even know that was a fetish, but I am not here to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Lord Byron And Duke Schneider Lead Power Barrage In Toronto
August 27, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 146 Commentsby: Grey
I made char sui pork recently. Was very good, easy too! Slather a bunch of stuff on the pork belly, roast it for five hours and slob-down on the oink. Nah’mean? That feeling I had when I was slob-downing on the oink that was what it was like having so many of these Jays/Twins hitters! […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Jurmichael Profarris Is Mashing It Up
August 19, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 157 Commentsby: Grey
Everybody wants to talk about Michael Harris II aka Megahertz, so let’s talk about him. Michael Harris II (1-for-5, 2 RBIs and his 16th homer, 2nd homer in two games, and 3rd homer in a week) is hitting around .400 in the 2nd half with 10 HRs and a 1.100+ OPS. In the 1st half, […]
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