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Jordan Westburg is dealing with a partially torn UCL. “Don’t worry,” a fantasy baseball ‘pert once said, “There’s a few mid-level 2nd basemen and 3rd basemen to draft.” Another fantasy baseball ‘pert said, “There’s no fretting but fretting itself,” he said misquoting FDR like he was a 1950’s Southern woman. Now, that guy who is me, is over here looking at Blaze Alexander. What have ye wrought?! “It’s JUST BLAZE,” said like a rap ad lib, “Is not good with the bat, so now what, Sherlock?” If your name’s not Sherlock, ignore. There’s been an ungodly number of early injuries to hitters this year, right? There’s always pitcher injuries. Sorry, just facts here. But this many early hitter injuries? Come on, Fantasy Baseball Overlord, cut us some slack! So, the Orioles said Westburg would miss at least April, and hold off on Tommy John surgery for now, opting for PRP injections. Um, yeah, sure. I moved Westburg down in the 2nd basemen rankings and 3rd basemen rankings, and moved Coby Mayo up in the 1st basemen rankings. I didn’t bother with JUST BLAZE. I don’t think he gets more than 300 ABs and they won’t be good 300 ABs. Though, I do like saying JUST BLAZE! Anyway, here’s what else I saw this offseason for 2026 fantasy baseball:

PSYCHE! Before the recap, just wanted to say my top 500 and all my 2026 fantasy baseball rankings are updated as soon as possible. Also, Rudy’s War Room is updated multiple times per day, and in-season subscriptions are open for business. Buy a subscription and save a cowboy. Anyway II, the roundup:

Nick Castellanos – Released by the Phils. Aw, too bad, so sad. Any hoo! I moved Justin Crawford up into the top 80 outfielders. Admittedly, I’ve been champing at the bit to move up Crawford for months. So much so, I made a point of learning it was champing and not chomping. I kinda wanna move him up even more. Not evermore, I ain’t Edgar Allan Poe. But about Justin, I do be Raven! As for Castellanos, he was picked up by the Padres, which is great for him since San Diego is closer to the home of Modelo, Corona and other imported beers. I’m tempted to leave Castellanos off the rankings, because I don’t know what his playing time is like in San Diego, and he’s been so bad of late, but I left him in the top 100 outfielders.

Rhys Hoskins – Signed with the Guards. No one loves a prospblock like the Guardians. Connoisseurs of halting service time. A savant of cheapness. Hoskins will likely push Kayfus to the minors for a few months, which makes Rhys’s pieces of playing time ET (Extra Terrible). Updated in the 1st basemen rankings.

Luis Rengifo – Signed by the Brewers. Ugh, the one place where he will actually get at-bats. Why ugh, prematurely balding man and women who love them? I’ll tell ya! Because I always get suckered into liking Rengifo and if he has at-bats…[being drawn into the Rengifo vortex] Help! It’s happening again! He was updated in the 2nd basemen rankings.

Zac Gallen – Re-signed with the DBacks. That always seemed to be the way this was headed. Makes you wonder if any other team really sees Gallen for who he is. [envisioning another team looking at Gallen] “Is that a banana?” Wow, yeah, so clearly they don’t know what to do with him. So, Gallen’s got some issues under the hood: Strikeout rate plummeting; walk rate above three per nine; xFIP at 4.12; ERA at 4.83; giving up a ton of homers; hmm, maybe he’d be better as a banana. The “good” thing, and those quotes were necessary, is that his price is fairly cheap and he throws 190-ish IP and should be young enough to still fix whatever broke last year, because in prior years he was still fine. His velocity was okay too. If the price isn’t this cheap, though, I’m not interested. Updated in top 60 starters.

Nathaniel Lowe – Signed with, who else, the Reds. They really have an addiction to cornermen. It’s incredibly troubling. Is there a 12 step program for them? Maybe they can make amends to Christian Encarnacion-Strand? This better not prospblock Sal Stewart.

Shane Bieber – Will start the year on the IL and is dealing with a forearm issue that is lingering from last year. Ridiculous to think I’m drafting him, so he was removed from the top 60 starters and pitchers pairing tool. Sorry if you drafted him in the two weeks between me twisting my own arm to like him and now.

Tommy Edman – Behind on his recovery from ankle surgery. Aw, Tommy Sadman. Any hoo! 2nd basemen rankings were updated with Hyeseong Kim upped.

Hurston Waldrep – Elbow soreness and they found loose bodies. That’s what happens when David Caruso is your doctor. [whips off sunglasses] This starter is…unappetizing. He was removed from the top 100 starters.

Pablo Lopez – Had Tommy John surgery after they found significant tearing of his UCL and he was removed from the top 60 starters. In his blurb, that I wrote back in December, I said I didn’t believe the Twins’ President when he said Lopez was healthy. I know I’m not a genie, because I don’t live inside a lamp. I’m not a psychic, because I don’t have millions of dollars from past lottery wins. So, how did I know this and the Twins weren’t able to send Lopez for elbow surgery roughly seven months ago to speed up his recovery timetable? I honestly have no idea. I feel like there could be a job for me in MLB where I just go around and say, “No, don’t rehab him, send him for surgery.” I’m the No Rehab Guy. On my LinkedIn profile, it’s Grey Albright, NRG, and I’m dressed like I’m at a rave. I don’t have a medical license, and I don’t even fully understand what anything inside the body does. A liver? I haven’t the faintest, but I can tell a team when to send a guy for surgery.

Joe Ryan – Dealing with lower back inflammation. So, not good, but not moving him yet in the rankings, because there’s time for him to get right in the back and be fine by Opening Day, but will need to see some throwing in the next few days and–well, I know the Twins don’t have a LF, SS, DH or 3rd thru 5th starter, but do they have a trainer?

Edwin Uceta – Dealing with shoulder inflammation. Rays don’t have a closer, and Uceta was a big part of that. I’ve updated the Rays’ pen in the top 500, taking Uceta from 2nd to 3rd most likely to get saves in a pen where no one will be.

Ramon Urias – Signed with the Cards. From Urias’s time on the Orioles, he has listed on his LinkedIn page, “Prospblock.” Pretty sure the Cards will find a reason to not begin the year with Wetherholt and it rhymes with Ramon Uranus. A great name for a proctologist, by the way.

Jesus Sanchez – Traded to the Jays. Wonder if MLB GMs start trade discussions now, “So, you know this player is a switch hitter, right? He’s gonna cost you.” Then they laugh for five mins until finally, “Okay let’s get serious.” If you don’t get the joke, google Chris Getz and Luisangel. So, Sanchez goes from one platoon situation to another and takes over for Nathan Lukes as the strong side of the left field situation, after they lost Santander. Don’t think it changes much of anything for him. Jays lose a Santa and gain a Jesus. He’s in the top 100 outfielders.

Joey Loperfido – Traded back to the Astros. This feels like one of those deals where you give your son your Ratt vinyl album, Round and Round, and he holds the album to his ear because he doesn’t understand how albums work, then he uses it as a placemat to roll his weed, so you’re like, “Forget it! I’m taking it back! You don’t know wonderful!” Astros knew how to use Loperfido, but Jays never did. Don’t expect a ton here, but he becomes worthwhile in deeper leagues, and was added to the rankings. By the way, Astros’ outfield is hideous. Jake Meyers, Zach Cole, Joey Loperfido? That sounds like two NBC 2000’s sitcom actors and a late night host. “How ya doin’?” “Not so well!” Loperfido is now in the top 100 outfielders.

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Doug
1 month ago

When are you putting out your closer rankings

Johnny Tsunami
Johnny Tsunami
1 month ago

Hey Grey! I’ve never asked you this and am curious to what you’re going to say… You’re in a 10 team league 6×6 with OPS and Holds added 4 OF with CI and MI added

You have 10th pick…
assuming
Ohtani
Judge
Witt
Soto
Jram
Elly
Tucker
Jrod
Acuna all go now its you for 2…

Do you value position scarcity in a 10 team league knowing you’ll need an extra MI and CI? If you’re picking for 2 right here are you taking Tatis and Gunner or are you taking Caminero with one pick passing on gunner because you know you’ll have Abrams, neto, turner later or Wood, Rooker, Belli coming back around?

Malicious Phenoms
Malicious Phenoms
1 month ago

Que
Yusei Kikuchi
SP
– LAA
24263.61254.4210174.211.3331760David Peterson
SP
– NYM
27564.01287.7210163.881.3271410Michael Wacha
SP
– KC
27774.33288.5811183.631.2161370Jameson Taillon
SP
– CHC
28752.76298.698124.371.2541040Sean Manaea
SP
– NYM
29254.39303.896104.101.178990Chris Bassitt
SP
– BAL
30365.17310.34403.181.1087228Jeffrey Springs
SP
– ATH
32458.23333.299164.371.3081450Zack Littell

pick three please and thanks

Dude
Dude
1 month ago

Someone tell Rudy to draft Riley O’Brien in LABR right now!

Dude
Dude
Reply to  Dude
1 month ago

my bad– gone

Long Bawls
Long Bawls
1 month ago

Am I the only one who thinks of diarrhea medicine loperamide whenever I see Joey Loperfido’s name?

Oh, I am?

Maybe I should take more of my iloperidone then.

DoubleJ
DoubleJ
Reply to  Long Bawls
1 month ago

Loperfido is the canine version.

Malicious Phenoms
Malicious Phenoms
1 month ago

L. Giolito
SP
– (N/A)
2
C. Patrick
SP
– MIL
3
J. Springs
SP
– ATH
4
Z. Littell
SP
– (N/A)
5
L. Severino
SP
– ATH
6
S. Woods-Richardson
SP
– MIN
7
M. Liberatore
SP
– STL
8
Z. Eflin
SP
– BAL
9
N. Martinez
SP
– TB
10
L. Roupp
SP
– SF
11
T. Wells
SP
– BAL
12
M. Soroka
SP
– ARI
13
J. Verlander

need to pick two fr 2026 season only

give me your top 4 please and thank you as always

Malicious Phenoms
Malicious Phenoms
Reply to  Grey
1 month ago

Wow, surprising four. Thanks, man!

maliciousphenoms
maliciousphenoms
1 month ago

You like Christian Javier for 2026

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
Reply to  maliciousphenoms
1 month ago

he will not

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
1 month ago

skenes or skubal?

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
Reply to  Grey
1 month ago

i told my kid i’d wait on my pick until he’s
out of school but i hate holding things up

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
Reply to  OaktownSteve
1 month ago

last year i had pick 12 and went with tucker and he stunk. just not at all excited about the hitters right here in the first round. never taken a first round pitcher. see if it can be done.

maliciousphenoms
maliciousphenoms
Reply to  OaktownSteve
1 month ago

I dont think you can go wrong with Skeenes or Tarick. Just by my 2 cents. Good luck to the kid!

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
Reply to  maliciousphenoms
1 month ago

he’s gonna be mad at me for pulling the pick without him.

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
Reply to  Grey
1 month ago

he called me at lunch and told me to “stall for time”

maliciousphenoms
maliciousphenoms
1 month ago

Thought I would share my in progress 10 team 5×5 roto draft

maliciousphenoms
maliciousphenoms
Reply to  Grey
1 month ago

Hilarious. Its my league I started years ago…ffs

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
1 month ago

had to be gunnar

Sad Keanu
Sad Keanu
1 month ago

Will you be ranking closers?

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
Reply to  Sad Keanu
1 month ago

he will not. prima dona farms it out to a sagnof writer

moses mashers
moses mashers
1 month ago

From your rankings it appears you aren’t worried about Hader at all.

nightpandas
nightpandas
1 month ago

Hey Grey,

What do you think of this deal

I give up Caminero, Corey Seager and Peralta and get back Gunnar, PCA and Munoz

My 15 team keep 11 team is right now keeping:

C
1: Y Diaz
2 Keashall
3 Caminero
ss Seager
Lf Simpson
Cf Either Harris II or Happ or Butler
Rf
Util

Sp: Gilbert, Peralta, Gray, Sheehan, Gore
Rp

Cats: R, H, HR, RBI, SB, OBP, SLG, K
W, L, Era, Whip, Sv, K, QS, K/9

Scott
Scott
1 month ago

Thanks for all the updates, Grey. If you have minute…I will need to cut two more guys from my 12-team, AL-only (standard 5×5, $260) keeper list and wanted to pick your brain. Re-tooling the entire offense, so that side of the ledger is yuck. These prices are pretty accurate to what they will cost this year. Here are the guys I am debating. Thanks.

$3 – Amed Rosario
$4 – Gabriel Arias
$4 – Richie Palacios (SB…will he play a lot?)
$8 – Yoan Moncada (injuries)?
$20 – Carlos Rodon (worried about lingering arm issues…will probably cost about $20-25 if thrown back)
$11 – Michael Wacha (can he provide decent results yet again?)
$9 – Brayan Bello (average)

Scott
Scott
Reply to  Grey
1 month ago

Tell me about it. Finished 2nd and 3rd the last two years, but the cheap contracts finally ran out (Vladdy, Bichette, Joe Ryan, to name a few). Just need some inexpensive counting stats from some of these guys and will reload at the auction. Thanks, again. Go Bills!!

Scott
Scott
Reply to  Grey
1 month ago

Yeah…those, too. haha

Bills
OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
1 month ago

Pick 12. Arguably the worst pick in a 15. But…draft day! nonetheless

The Great Knoche
Reply to  Grey
1 month ago

You guys will be fine. I’m gonna grab 4 pitchers in a row to start out of the 15 hole, so they’ll be plenty left for ya.

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
Reply to  Grey
1 month ago

I figure I know who you’ll get based on your rankings.

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
Reply to  OaktownSteve
1 month ago

didn’t we have a time out on the first pick in this draft last year?

The Great Knoche
Reply to  Grey
1 month ago

Sounds about like its gonna be Grimey.

Joed1414
Joed1414
Reply to  OaktownSteve
1 month ago

Haven’t had a top 5 pick in the RCLs in 3 years…..

Troy
Troy
1 month ago

Grey I have Westburg as a keeper for $6 (15 teams roto $250 + 6 keepers) would you still keep him? my next best option is Joe Ryan at $17?

Troy
Troy
Reply to  Troy
1 month ago

My next, next best keeper is Julio Rodriguez at $38

Steve O
Steve O
1 month ago

I can keep these guys for 2 years. So J.Ryan or Keaschall?
I’m think Keaschall???

Vash
Vash
1 month ago

Watching some spring training.

Saw Carlos Lagrange from the NYY and my gosh, legit 102mph and has a 2 seamer that has amazing movement. Not a scout, but he looked pretty good, like this year rotation good.

His changeup got praise and he throws a nice slurve??,,,no idea that pitch. Not a professional scout, but all 4 pitches look good.

Dom Cobb
Dom Cobb
Reply to  Vash
1 month ago

I wonder if the Yanks will have him be a couple inning reliever then transition him to be a starter at midseason if they need reinforcements. He looks nasty. Earky for sure, but K’ed Judge

hanstonenation
hanstonenation
1 month ago

Grey! OMFG! Champing… This is the first time “I seen” it used correctly outside of my snotty grammar books. Since you wield such a mighty digital pen, can you work on all the “loosers” in my fantasy leagues who write/say “all of THE sudden”?

Thanks for all the hard work, sharp tongue-in-cheek analysis, and consistently awesome output!

All hail, Grey-mmarian!

Hesh
Hesh
1 month ago

I keep 8 in my 12 team H2H league. My locks are Sale, H.Brown, Tatis, Tucker, Devers. Next 3 come from Riley Greene, M.Garcia. H.Goodman. C. Seager. M.King. N.Pivetta. R. Ray. C.Shlittler and I’ll throw Altuves’s name in out of respect. SP’ing in this league is more important than it should be. One good start with a win is good week for a position player. Thx in advance.

Los65
Los65
1 month ago

Grey, struggling on my 10th keeper – Luis Robert jr, Sheehan, King, or Noelvi Marte.

Joed1414
Joed1414
1 month ago

Hey Grey, First RcL draft tonight….i got in there because you were in there. You dropped out though…..was hoping to match up in a format I know. Ah well. I’ll use it as a kind of mock….Drafting out of the 9 hole. Haven’t had an early pick in 3 years in the RCLs I think they are against me getting an early pick!

Joed1414
Joed1414
Reply to  Joed1414
1 month ago

Unless you changed your name to Gwrath in which case I will stand against your wrath to the max

Joed1414
Joed1414
Reply to  Grey
1 month ago

Now I have to decide if I want to throw off the guy who told me you were in there because he is in the championship league or beat you….decisions decisions

Mr. Hooper
Mr. Hooper
1 month ago

Finished the pods with you and BDon in time for a slow, 15T draft and hold. You’re dead-on about arms. It really is stunning how much starting pitching there is. We’re into the 15th round now but I managed to snag Webb at pick 57, Framber at 87 and Glasnow (who I know you’re out on) at 177 because the rest of the room realized they overdrafted pitching and had to draft guys like Aranda, Contreras and Christian Walker to be their starting 1Bs with Tyler still on the board.

And there’s still arms out there after pick 225! Flaherty, Boyd, Baz, Abbott, Kelly, Cantillo, Roki, all the Brewers…

The war room loves what I’ve done offensively even though I got squeezed off basically every SS I targeted:

Vinnie P (5)
Hoerner (7)
Swanson (9)
Ramirez (1)
Tovar (13)
Rooker (3)
Stowers (8)
Simpson (10)
Carpenter (14)
Yordan (2)

I think I’m crackers enough to try the “no SP before pick 100” in an upcoming 12T auction. I’m Razzpilled, baby!

Will (the other one)
Will (the other one)
1 month ago

Cubs are signing Conforto, LOL. To add to the team’s outstanding prior signings of Eric Hosmer, Trey Mancini, Dylan Carlson, and numerous other washed up vets and failed prospects. Someone in the Cubs front office needs an intervention.

ashtray
ashtray
1 month ago

This was a depressing one. Bunch of the most mediocre vets getting signed and taking PAs away from young guys.

Chuckie Miller
Chuckie Miller
1 month ago

This just in…

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