Brewers cook up one thing: Excellent starters. It’s how they produce those weak hops, Amber. Know what ales them? Nothing! No ups and downs for a yeast inflection. Oh, hey, Googler, glad you found us from your search, “How to make beer?” This is exactly going to help you, because when I stand at a […]
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Blaze Alexander
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Jared’s Got Me Jones’ing For A Breakout
September 5, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 18 Commentsby: Dan Pants
Pittsburgh Pirates pitching prospect powered past six pristine innings putting on a powerful performance as he piled up nine punchouts! Is that too long for a headline? I really went full stop into the alliteration there, I’m so sorry, let me try again. Bucs heartthrob Jared Jones allowed just four base runners Friday to pick […]
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Minnesota May Have Finally Found Joe Mauer’s Twin
August 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 88 Commentsby: Grey
Many people know Minnesota as the Land of 10,000 Lakes. What they don’t know, who the heck counted all those lakes? What if they were at like 9,877 lakes and someone tickled them and they lost count and just started again at 9,880, then it would actually be the Land of 9,997 Lakes, but no […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hello, Razzball Friends! We’re past the All-Star break and in the latter half of the dog days of summer. Fun Fact: Did you know the dog days of summer are known as rötmånaden, which means “rot month”, in Swedish? Good timing because I have some absolutely rotten news for you. The bad news: some of […]
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July 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 148 Commentsby: Grey
Holding hands to eyes, sun blinds me, I turn back and call into the house, “Ma, how long is this break without baseball? Ma?” I realize now that I’m not emerging from my mom’s house. I’m emerging from a bunker. I had been in there longer than I imagined. I pick up a newspaper to […]
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Ambulance Chasers: The Buxton Stops Here
July 10, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report |by: keelinbillue
Hello, Razzball Friends! It’s basically All-Star Break time. Half the injury news this week reads like a list of guys who just got voted as an All-Star and then immediately un-invited themselves by sustaining an injury. A week ago, Byron Buxton and Ranger Suarez were both All-Stars. Now, they may watch from afar. As a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Chicago White Sox shredded the Royals like Italian Beef on Friday night, as Kansas City took the L to an absolute slug fest. In a historic win, it was break out star first baseman slash heartthrob Miguel Vargas who got the blowout started with his 18th home run a three run bomb that sparked […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Howdy, Razzballers! There are a few ways to indicate where something occurs on a historical timeline. There is B.C. and A.D. or B.C.E. and C.E. As you have probably noticed, the All-Star Break is the de facto time horizon given for injury recovery. So, you could say we have B.A.S.B. and P.A.S.B. I guess if […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Be A Jon Buy Jovi And Go Down In A Blaze Of Glory
June 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 212 Commentsby: Grey
I don’t listen to Bill Simmons’s podcast and haven’t read anything by him in 20 years, but Reggie Cleveland All-Stars was a top tier, Everest summit contribution to the discourse. For those unfamiliar, the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars are white guys with a Black name. Blaze Alexander is a Reggie Cleveland All-Star. Blazer Alexander? That’s a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Missouri Fathers Celebrate With Dongs
June 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 273 Commentsby: Grey
“Hello Sharks! Every Mother’s Day, MLB wheels out there some pink bats. Well, this year I have something for the gentlemen on Father’s Day!” [reveals two rosin bags tied to the knob of a baseball bat, dangling, a quick succession of “I’m out”] “So, you don’t want to see my heated ice cream scooper that […]
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It’s mid-June already, and with the NHL and NBA done (The Knicks!!!), we’re down to just one of the four major sports in action until September. Ok, yes, there’s that World Cup thing going on, but we’re mostly down to just baseball. So how about a return of our game “Who’s Hot and Who’s Not, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Howdy doo, Razzballeroos! Happy Ham Week. This week, we acknowledge at least four hitters (Oneil Cruz, Munetaka Murakami, Ronald Acuña Jr., Teoscar Hernández) who were victims of hammies shredded worse than some Thanksgiving leftovers. Ham not your thing? We also have Aaron Judge’s ribs. Not into cannibalism? There is a vegan place conveniently located next […]
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