Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Somebody Tolle-d Me

August 10, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 30 Comments

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! “Well, somebody Tolle-d me that you had a boyfriend”? Uh, hey Las Vegas rock band “The Killers”, I wouldn’t necessarily call Payton Tolle a boyfriend, but if you said that I had a Fantasy Baseball mancrush? Well, that’d be a tough one to argue. And, dearest reader, I don’t know what […]

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Aint No Thingler Like A Dillon Dingler

August 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 115 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, to honor Dillon Dingler, I did as I’ve done every day this summer, I dressed up like a poop emoji to watch the Tigers game from my house. I’m the Head Dingler Dangler, as you know. Unfortunately, I went outside to grab my Postmates (three-bean burrito, no lettuce), when my neighbor yelled at me, […]

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Ohtani And PCA Have A Jack-Off

August 5, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 179 Comments

by: Grey

The NL MVP race seems to be shaping up to be between two guys. Yesterday, that race shaped up as they shipped out balls. It’s between Shohei Ohtani, the every-year MVP and Ed Sheeran– Sorry, being told that is not Ed Sheeran. That’s Pete Crow-Armstrong. They both lit up the scoreboard yesterday. PCA went 3-for-5, […]

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Sawx Wet Wilyer The Sox

August 4, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 182 Comments

by: Grey

The 1927 Red Sox are answering the age-old question, is it better to be loved or feared? Neither, it’s better to hit some freakin’ dongs! Louie Armstrong knows where it’s at when he questions, Wilyer or Won’tyer be my baby? By the way, that’s like Should I Stay Or Should I Go. Bro, “If I […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Tarik-fied Tigers Fans Thrown Into A River Of Sadness

August 3, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 20 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! And to think I was a bit worried about which lede to run with today. “Tarik Skubal has been traded” pic.twitter.com/ePvfQLylue — Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) August 2, 2026 Well, the big story of this trade deadline is one that already wrote itself. And the Tigers fans who were Tarik-fied to lose […]

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Two-Start Pitcher Rankings, 8/3 – 8/9

August 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Fantasy Baseball Two-Start Pitchers, Two Start Fantasy Starters | 9 Comments

by: Andy_p

Razzballers, this could be a crazy trade deadline! We have already started to see some trades happening as we lead up to August 3rd, but I suspect Sunday the 2nd may have a few big names moved. The trade deadline can be an exciting time for a fanbase or a heartbreaking one. As a Tigers […]

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Twins, Your Uber Ride Is Here

July 29, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 182 Comments

by: Grey

The title of this post is basically snapping the Twins in half. They are like, “Please, can I hide my face, I’ve been snapped in half.” Which face though, because if you get snapped in half you automatically get two faces. One top face, we’ll call it Face A. Then your 2nd half face, which […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – The July-est Cease-er: He Came, He Saw, He Conquered

July 27, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 21 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Can you hear that rustling in the bushes? Yep. Those bushes. Right over there. If you look closely, you can see the shining, beady eyes of MLB GMs crouched and waiting to pounce on unsuspecting sellers as they shop their pending free agents and “non-bargain-priced” talent. Well, it might be a […]

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I Am Serious And Stop Trading Mead/Early

July 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 248 Comments

by: Grey

Late Saturday night, the Red Sox traded Connelly Early to the Nats for Curtis Mead. Check out Curtis Mead’s trade tree: Curtis Mead was traded from the Phils to the Rays for Cristopher Sanchez. Oofa! Who says the Rays always get the best side of a trade? Next up, Mead went to the White Sox […]

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Guardians Call Joe Ryan Their Home Run Derby Daddy

July 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 140 Comments

by: Grey

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning” is a famous quote by Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now after he started Joe Ryan (4 IP, 8 ER, ERA at 3.38) in his fantasy league. Yeah, Robert Duvall was just sitting there on the river, scrolling on his iPhone and checking his fantasy team. Is […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – In Like A Lambert, Out At, Like, A Trade Dead-Lion?

July 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 11 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! If there’s one good thing about only having 4 days since our last update, it’s that it didn’t give me much time to piece together a new trade offer to send yet another fan favorite out those MarmosDad Fantasy Baseball saloon doors. But I’ll tell you one thing. If I rostered […]

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Two-Start Pitcher Rankings, 7/20 – 7/26

July 19, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Fantasy Baseball Two-Start Pitchers, Two Start Fantasy Starters, Two Start Starters | 5 Comments

by: Andy_p

Happy Post All-Star Break Razzballers! Dylan Cease will be the SP1 this upcoming week, coming off a dominant showing in the All-Star game. The nine pitch walk to Freeman was a good battle, but the three punchies to Schwarber, Soto, and Abrams displayed his dominance. Cease currently has a 2.56 ERA with a 1.13 WHIP […]

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