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Howdy, Razzballers! There are a few ways to indicate where something occurs on a historical timeline. There is B.C. and A.D. or B.C.E. and C.E.  As you have probably noticed, the All-Star Break is the de facto time horizon given for injury recovery. So, you could say we have B.A.S.B. and P.A.S.B. I guess if […]

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Mad Libs’ing Brewers starters into the lede. (Brewers pitcher) is (adjective) because the Brewers’ (noun) who (verb) (noun) and (verb) (noun) who can’t be (verb)! Kyle Harrison–No, not today. Brandon Woodruff–Haha, that was yesterday! Brandon Sproat? Yep! Here we go! Mad Libs commence! Brandon Sproat is awesome because the Brewers’ coaches turn pitching mounds into […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! May Day! May Day! This Dust-In!  Ronald McDonald’s prodigal son was sick and tired of his SP75 ranking last week and decided to do something about it! Dustin May – 9 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 1 walk, 9 Ks, ERA at 3.75, threw an absolute gem of a game last […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s another trip into the musical time machine for today’s lede. There lived a certain man in Tampa long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Tampa chicks, he was such a lovely dear […]

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MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]

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Howdy doo, Razzballeroos! Happy Ham Week. This week, we acknowledge at least four hitters (Oneil Cruz, Munetaka Murakami, Ronald Acuña Jr., Teoscar Hernández) who were victims of hammies shredded worse than some Thanksgiving leftovers. Ham not your thing? We also have Aaron Judge’s ribs. Not into cannibalism? There is a vegan place conveniently located next […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s shaping up to be a lovely June afternoon, so let’s get right to it. Jacob Misiorowski’s Saturday start against the Rockies, IN COLORADO, went a little something like this: 7 IP, 0 ER, 4 H, 3 BB, 8 Ks. What are we even doing here? I could write 8000 words […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s fitting that some of us are celebrating Memorial Day today, seeing as I can remember when Gerrit Cole was healthy and dealing 98-mile-per-hour fastballs. Wait, what? Is this photo from 2023? Is it from last week’s start? You’re saying Gerrit Cole IS healthy and STILL chucking 98 MPH fastballs?! Yankee […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, I wanted to go in a different direction this week after running with two old music references in the last couple of weeks. But, alas, things lined up a bit too perfectly for this one. Is it too late to say sorry? Maybe. “Yeah, is it too late now to […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I have a bit of a lyrical zap for y’all this afternoon.   “It’s been a mystery But still they try to see Why something good can hurt so bad.”   Oh, Steve Perry. You don’t know the half of it. It’s been quite the Journey with Bryan Woo over the […]

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