This one goes out to all five of our lady readers. Whether you’re mothers or not, you’re beautiful and I love you. Happy Mother’s Day, and a special shoutout to Christian Yelich’s mother. Said like Tupac, “You are appreciated.” Now, let’s get down to business. Diamondbacks called up Plaster Shizz on Friday and because Saturday […]
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Nathaniel Lowe
Please see our player page for Nathaniel Lowe to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.
I was really pleased with last week’s streamers. I really didn’t have a good feeling about it while I was writing it, but the results ended up great. Our two hitters were fantastic, while most of the sketchy pitching streamers were solid as well. That’s all we could ask for in a week where we […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It’s been fun writing these waiver wire articles throughout the season, and I look forward to the next few months. This is the point of the season where some fantasy managers start sleeping at the wheel, which means it’s time for us to feast on the waiver wire. I’ve also seen some bizarre drops of […]
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One Man’s Trash: A Lowe Point
May 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 17 Commentsby: Son
Up is down. Left is right. Good is evil. Perspective is often everything in life, except that pants with zipper pockets are essential. There is no other acceptable answer. Last in your fantasy league standings? Turn it upside down. Voila! Hate how you look in the mirror? Turn around! Terrorist or freedom fighter? Depends on […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I hear Framber Valdez and I think of the Exxon Valdez, and, boy, I wish they never let his ass out of the Strait of Hormuz. Framber Valdez went 3 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 4.57, and, serious question, is he hanging out with Luzardo? What’s with the normal start, normal start, normal start, normal […]
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Week 6 Fantasy Baseball Fact Or Fiction
May 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 2 Commentsby: RotoSurgeon
The Injury Gods laugh at us once again. This week almost appeared with an executioner’s mask after Jacob Misiorowski left his start with, thankfully, hamstring tightness. Brandon Woodruff, Casey Mize, Nico Hoerner, Ryan Helsley, Yandy Diaz, and Pete Fairbanks. Luckily, Hoerner and Diaz are not diagnosed with anything long-term…yet. There is SOME good news between […]
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Buying Cortes Is Something Worth Exploring
May 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 341 Commentsby: Grey
‘Member that show Unplugged? I got another show for you, Uncorked. It’s when a near-29-year-old player, who has been in the minors so long that when you open their minor league stats on FanGraphs, you get a pinwheel on your browser and your shizz time’s out. Ten years worth of baseball chops ready to fly! […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Yordan Alvarez went 3-for-8, 3 runs with his 12th homer, hitting .356, as he stays near the top of the Player Rater. Captain Woo Cubano has become something of a cult symbol. Rubber bands in his beard, mustard on his pressed sandwiches, long dongs–[Cancel Police break down the door]–I’m sorry! I was talking the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Kyle Harrison’s Cheese Makes Pirates Booty
April 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 358 Commentsby: Grey
I’m gonna try something. Gonna punch myself in the mouth and see something. [does just that] Berfect, nob I hab a fat lip. Thibs is great! [calls my league commissioner] Nob this isn’t a butt bial. I have problem wib my team. I have Kyle Bradish bub youb see I pronounce lots of B’s because […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Westburg Will BRB From PRP On His ARM
February 22, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 90 Commentsby: Grey
Jordan Westburg is dealing with a partially torn UCL. “Don’t worry,” a fantasy baseball ‘pert once said, “There’s a few mid-level 2nd basemen and 3rd basemen to draft.” Another fantasy baseball ‘pert said, “There’s no fretting but fretting itself,” he said misquoting FDR like he was a 1950’s Southern woman. Now, that guy who is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? NFBC Draft Champions Draft Recap: Lindor In A Draft & Hold FTW!
February 19, 2026 | Our Leagues | 55 Commentsby: Grey
So, I drafted this team prior to the news on Francisco Lindor and it’s a draft and hold. Okay? Say okay! Tell me it’s going to be okay! No? It’s not okay? Fine! Thanks for nothing! That’s all right, I prefer to be playing from behind. Yes, that’s the ticket, said like Jon Lovitz. It’s […]
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Rolling In The Deep: A Deeper Dive Back To First
February 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 10 Commentsby: Laura Holt
Happy February Everyone! Last week, we talked about first base and some general draft trends and tiers when taking a broader overall look at the position. Today, we’ll return to our deep-league roots to look further down the first base rankings in search of some gems — or at least escape hatch plans — once […]
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