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by: Grey
It’s not all bad news that you don’t have Nick Martinez on any teams. If you drafted him instead of Paul Skenes in the 2nd round, your leaguemates would’ve lured you into Patrick’s basement. (Patrick is your leaguemate and the stock broker who keeps trying to get you in his fund, and you’re like, “Patrick, […]
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Mariners’ Jerry Dipoto watching the giant clock that reads, “Rookie Eligibility Manipulation.” The big hand reads, “Service Time,” and the smaller hand reads, “Under 45 Days Active to Maintain Rookie Eligibility.” Dipoto remarks to his assistant, “Why didn’t they put ‘Under 45 Days Active to Maintain Rookie Eligibility’ on the big hand and ‘Service Time’ […]
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Yesterday, to honor Dillon Dingler, I did as I’ve done every day this summer, I dressed up like a poop emoji to watch the Tigers game from my house. I’m the Head Dingler Dangler, as you know. Unfortunately, I went outside to grab my Postmates (three-bean burrito, no lettuce), when my neighbor yelled at me, […]
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by: Latch-Key Kid
As we get into August, how I approach these rankings is going to change slightly. They still aren’t going to be a straight Power Ranking of who has been good recently, as that isn’t particularly predictive going forward. However, while patience with some players could still be rewarded the way they have recently with the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It’s MLB trade deadline season, and we’re breaking down all of the fantasy baseball implications on this week’s Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast. Grey and B_Don discuss Jose Caballero’s tough week and play Commissioner of Baseball to find a solution. We look at the first trade of deadline season as the Red Sox trade with the […]
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As we draw near the end of the month, it’s time to once again take a look at some guys who have been bringing the positivity and some who have been dragging things down lately. Injuries are, of course, the biggest vibe killers of all, so we’ll be ignoring those in our considerations. Catcher […]
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Before we get into the top 100 for the 2nd half of 2026 fantasy baseball, let’s just be glad our 18-year-old selves can’t see us now, we’d get beat up! But our twelve-year-old selves would think we’re the coolest! So, as with all of the other 2026 fantasy baseball rankings, slop this up with a […]
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by: B_Don
B_Don returns from his international hiatus just in time to curse the Cubs. We break down the All-Star starters from a fantasy baseball perspective to see how these guys rank for the rest of the season. Is CJ Abrams the 2nd SS ROS? Is Junior Caminero the highest ranked corner infielder for the 2nd half? […]
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by: Enrico Palazzo
In 1985, New Jersey was not having a great time. There were factories that were going overseas so corporations could take advantage of cheaper labor. The blue collar class was struggling, and a band from the area decided to encapsulate that feeling. They told the story of Tommy and Gina, two New Jerseyites who were […]
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Before yesterday’s start, I saw someone named Anthony Seigler hitting leadoff for the Red Sox, and I thought to myself, “Self, you green-eyed, handsome devil! Get him off your bench, you have to start Cade Cavalli. The Red Sox are not scary in Fenway with Seigler or whoever else they have.” Then I thought about […]
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by: Dan Pants
The Japanese takeover of Texas continues! Houston Astros starting pitcher slash import slash heartthrob Tatsuya Imai turned in his best start of the year Friday night, going six innings, allowing just three earned runs and striking out eleven for his fourth win of the year. Imai let you finish, Kanye, Imai also tell you I […]
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What if we stop messing around and get down to straight biznasty? Kyle Stowers (4-for-5, 5 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homers, hitting .226), what’s the deal with that young fella? Toast or toast with the image of Wayne Huizenga in a Marlins cap? Butter or butter melted over Wayne’s face? Still good or […]
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