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by: Grey
I was gonna make this about just Blaze Alexander (1-for-4, 3rd homer), but I wrote Just Blaze and started listening to Jay Z songs for 45 minutes. Now if you can’t respect that, your whole perspective is whack, maybe you’ll love me when I fade to black. This was Blaze’s 2nd homer this week, and […]
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Before we get into the top 100 for the 2nd half of 2025 fantasy baseball, let’s just be glad our 18-year-old selves can’t see us now, we’d get beat up! But our twelve-year-old selves would think we’re the coolest! So, as with all of the other 2025 fantasy baseball rankings, slop this up with a […]
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by: Dan Pants
Cody Bellinger got his sweet, sweet revenge Friday night against the Cubs team that traded him for scraps and salary cap relief, delivering a huge three home run night with six runs batted in and an aura score off the charts! I guess he took that personally. Have a day, Belli! What the Belli! What […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Before the season, I took my Brandon Woodruff expectations out behind the barn, administered them their Last Rites, then I put them down. Went inside and gathered Ma and Baby Jethro and told them there won’t be anymore Brandon Woodruff expectations around these parts anymore. Baby Jethro cried in my arms and Ma said, “Brandon […]
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by: B_Don
Grey’s finally discovered ChatGPT, but Oneil Cruz is still searching for his swing, and maybe a new team. In this episode, we dig into Cruz’s downward spiral since April and whether it’s time to sell, stash, or swap him in fantasy. We also size him up against similar bats like Bo Bichette and CJ Abrams. […]
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by: RotoSurgeon
We are officially at the halfway point of the 2025 MLB season, and just like every year, I learned a lot. Never fade Cal Raleigh. No matter how minor it seems, fade pitchers with preseason upper-body injuries. Elbow, shoulder, lat…doesn’t matter. Pulled-air percentage matters. Wyatt Langford’s breakout is a figment of our collective imagination (jk, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Dear Cal Raleigh, What the hell man?? I was convinced this dude was an awful fantasy pick given his top-100 ADP and poor batting average but guess what…he might just post the greatest fantasy season for a catcher ever! His fringe 20-steal pace is just an added insult to injury. I bow to you, Big […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Rangers bend Ober and brutalized him (4 2/3 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 4.40). The once-every-six-weeks trouncing? The every-month-and-a-half frog-marching? The every 45th-day scrub-stomping? Sucks, man! It is very not good at all! Kinda hard to work up a general sense of appeasement when your fantasy team’s being Abu Ghraib’d until it confesses war crimes, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This winter I spent two months in “How to Spell Misiorowski” class for beginners and my family said I was dumb for wasting my time. Well, how dum am I now?! Dum is with a B? Hmm, well, I didn’t take that class, did I, you dop! Dop has an E? I prolly should’ve spread […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The MLB season is really short in that it seems to just fly by every year. We’re drafting in late winter/early spring and anxiously awaiting to see if we nailed it. Then you blink and the season is a *insert measure of time* of the way done already. It’s also long in that teams and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Seattle Mariners catcher slash slugger slash AL home run leader slash heart throb Cal Raleigh added two more tanks to his total Friday night with a three-run bomb in the first inning to make him the first catcher in history to have 20 or more home runs before June 1. Well, that’s really something, isn’t […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Hope everyone had a great Memorial Day! Let’s honor our vets by looking at the way vet pitchers adapt despite their best selves no longer shiny and new. I’m reminded of Justin Verlander. Not this year’s Verlander. That guy is just old and dusty. I’m reminded of Verlander under Dusty. When he looked gassed and […]
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