Yesterday, Shin-Soo Choo¬†hit the DL again. ¬†Yeah, surprise, surprise. ¬†Never would’ve seen that coming, unless you’ve followed Choo’s career for the last three seconds. ¬†In other news, Joey Gallo¬†was called¬†up. ¬†Here’s my transactions yesterday: ¬†Team¬†Albright dropped Tyler Goeddel for Mikie Mahtook. ¬†Twenty-nine minutes later: Team¬†Albright dropped Mikie Mahtook for Delino DeShields. ¬†Two hours later: Team¬†Albright dropped Delino DeShields for Matt Holliday because someone else grabbed Joey Gallo already, and Team Albright didn’t feel like adding Junichi Tazawa for the sixth time. ¬†Gallo has e-meants power. ¬†His power is so e-meants I can’t even spell immense correctly, except there. ¬†He had 8 HRs in 24 games this year in Triple-A and six homers in about a month last year in the majors. ¬†This offseason I said, “I get the sneaking suspicion that Joey Gallo is going to be The Return of the Sucky Average Lagoon Monster, who was played briefly in an off-Broadway revival by Chris Carter.¬† In Double-A last year, Gallo had a 39.5% strikeout rate.¬† That‚Äôs absurd.¬† That‚Äôs the same rate historians have said Babe Ruth had after an all-night bender with Fatty Arbuckle when Ruth showed up and accidentally went up to bat still wearing his sleep mask.¬† Fun fact!¬† Sleep masks for the wealthy used to be made from raw hamburger patties.¬† So, with Gallo wearing a raw hamburger on his eyes, is there any chance of him hitting above .200?¬† Not if he can‚Äôt tame his strikeouts.” ¬†And that’s me quoting me! ¬†Good news, prematurely balding men and five lady readers, Gallo’s tamed his Ks by a lot this year in Triple-A. ¬†He’s cut them to 22.6%, and was hitting .265. ¬†If he can hit .265 with the Rangers, he’ll be more valuable than Prince Fielder this year because Gallo has 40-homer power. ¬†I tried to pick him up in every league, and I suggest you do the same. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Rockies made official what seemed inevitable for the last week, Trevor Story will be the starting shortstop in Colorado. ¬†As a visiting dignitary gets a key to the city, Story earned the shortstop job and was handed one of Tulo’s old hamstrings. ¬†“May your hamstrings stay forever young.” ¬†That’s Rod Stewart doing the honors. ¬†No idea why Colorado hired Rod Stewart to handle that ceremony. ¬†I upped Story¬†in my top 20 shortstops, and cranked up his projections. ¬†His Ks have been a problem in the past, but it‚Äôs Coors, so how bad could it be? ¬†‚ÄúShould I answer?‚ÄĚ ¬†No, Josh Rutledge, it‚Äôs a rhetorical question. ¬†I’m fascinated to see what the Rockies are going to do with Jose Reyes. ¬†He’s owed a lot of money to become a straight bench player. ¬†Maybe the Rockies will just cut him. ¬†Maybe MLB will suspend Reyes for the season. ¬†Maybe the Rockies will hire Mo’nique¬†to throw Reyes threw a glass door. ¬† Maybe if I had dollars instead of maybes I’d be rich. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw in spring training for fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I put in a long day at work on Monday. I drove four hours from home after a weekend with my family straight to the office. With the fair in town, we were doing some pretty cool digital projects that highlighted the dirty jobs at the fair. Well, technically, we called them dirty deeds… done fair week. Yes, you’ll be singing AC/DC all weekend now. After learning how to be a rodeo clown at night for about four hours, I was just exhausted when I returned home.
My alarm went off at 4:45 a.m. on Tuesday as I stirred in bed to start another day. Right before I hopped in my Prius ‚ÄĒ yes, I drive a Prius. What of it? ‚ÄĒ I hopped on Facebook and saw Razzball post an article about Troy Tulowitzki. I immediately clicked it due to my 75 percent shares in fantasy leagues, thinking that he was hurt. Nope, he was just traded to an equally impressive offensive ballpark.
I was shocked, nervous about the turf despite none of his injuries throughout his career being based around his back and couldn’t wait to start him in DraftKings.
Well, the Blue Jays get left-handed pitcher Danny Duffy tonight, which means it’s time to break out the big guns in Toronto, eh?
Straight to the cash, homie.
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Late last night, Troy Tulowitzki was traded to the Blue Jays. Both hammys, his quads, his obliques, his elbow tendons, both groins. Why does he have two groins again? Maybe we don’t need to know. The Rockies getting rid of Tulo makes me think of when a kid is dropped off at the airport to fly alone. A flight attendant walks with the kid, trying to make conversation, waits with them at the gate, helps them into their seat, watches after them on the flight, escorts them off the plane and walks them to their uncle. Once the Rockies representative handed Tulo off to his uncle, Alex Anthopoulos, the Rockies representative went into the bathroom, did a line of blow and dialed the Rockies, “We got rid of him!!!” The Blue Jays longed to have a shortstop with two good legs. Sadly, they traded Jose Reyes to the Rockies, so now they still have a shortstop with one good leg, unless the deal includes Reyes leaving behind a hammy. Obviously, leaving Coors isn’t going to help anyone, but Tulo’s big problem has always been his health. If he stays healthy, the Blue Jays aren’t exactly the Kalamazoo Fightin’ Zebras playing in Petco. The lineup around him will be better, and he’ll get to face a junkload of terrible pitchers in the AL East. As for Reyes, he might not be long in Colorado, and if he is, then he gets a boost in value, until the Mile High air creeps into his hammys and does its worst. Reyes could now get back those extra five homers that seem to have disappeared from his usual batting line. Also, in this deal, LaTroy Hawkins went to the Jays. He was the flight attendant in the above scenario. Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
As soon as you‚Äôre finished with this post, I want you to close your laptop, step outside and look at a bird in flight. Pick up a flower, breathe in its fragrance, sneeze from your allergies, wave to a neighbor and close your robe because you‚Äôre not just waving with your hand. How does that feel? Exhilarating? Then your dedication sucks! It should be a total bore. You should be more interested in whether or not I‚Äôm going to have a top 100 for the 2nd half of fantasy baseball tomorrow than what your significant other has been doing for the last three and a half months. Luckily, I will have a top 100 tomorrow, and your significant other can remain your fantasy team. Okay, enough hubbub on the tomfoolery! Yesterday, Rob Refsnyder went 2-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 1st homer as the Yankees called him up on Saturday to be their 2nd baseman. My middle infielder slot on all of my teams feels like the old adage, “Ridden hard and put away wet.” If a fantasy team slot could catch an STD, my MI slot would be it. There might not be a starter on any team that I haven’t tried once, thanks, Rendon! Refsnyder had seven homers and ten steals with a .290 average in Triple-A and looking at him, I’m immediately reminded of Pedroia. In other words, goodbye, Jace Peterson, hello, Refsnyder! Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Jacob deGrom threw 8 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, zero walks and 11 Ks, screaming at the top of his lungs that Metco will now be known as deGromercy Park, and if you missed deGame, then feast your eyes on deROM, because your underwear is now firmware after what he did to Wong — 2 Ks. Or if you’re Asian, then deNom-Nom-Nom, or into deRom-Com with meGrom Ryan and would be the deBomb dot gov. Okay, okay, deCalm down, deGrey, you sound like you’re trying to teach Gibberish to a foreigner. I was concerned about deGrom in the opening month, but he’s turned on the jets recently (sorry, Sharks). His K-rate is 8.7, walk rate is 2.1 and his xFIP is 3.26. That’s a little less than ace numbers, but not too far less. Solid number two, which is actually a good thing in this example. By the by, can someone get in touch with deGrom for me? I have a chapstick called deGrom Lip Balm and I need an endorsement. Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
What an eventful SAGNOF (Saves Ain’t Got No Face) week it was.¬† Shawn Tolleson, who was originally a high priority SAGNOF Special recommendation two weeks ago, now looks to be in a position to steal some saves from Neftali Feliz or possibly take the job outright.¬† Feliz is in serious trouble and it will probably be either Shawn Tolleson or Keone Kela that takes over if Feliz is in fact removed.¬† Right now the word is that Rangers manager Jeff Bannister is going to use whoever he fancies on any particular day to close out games and that leaves the door open for just about anyone, including Feliz.¬† I find it hard to believe that anyone other than Tolleson is capable of running away with the closer role so he’s my heavy favorite.¬† If I’m wrong, call me bad names, but try to make it funny at least.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Chris Young continues to shock the fantasy baseball world as he held the Yankees to just one run and four hits last night to grab his third¬†win. He struck out two. After coming off a six inning shut out of Detroit last week, Young has now lowered his ratios to a 0.93 ERA and 0.63 WHIP. He¬†has been very good in his three starts and pitching in relief for the Royals. This begs the question. What are the Royals giving their pitchers? And why isn’t Yordano Ventura getting any? The 21/7 K/BB ratio is nothing special and the .132 BABIP is impossible to sustain. In addition, his 4.70 xFIP is real bad and suggest this¬†he can’t keep this charade going for much longer. He gets the Cardinals next week, and I’m not quite ready to recommend him outside AL-Only or deep leagues, but I’m watching him closely, and I think you should, too. Also, very few players were lede-worthy this week, which is why you get¬†200 words on a 35-year old journeyman. We¬†know now that you don’t doubt the Royals, and if he¬†continues to excel, Chris Young could pitch himself into a rotation spot even after Jason Vargas returns.
Here’s what else happened in fantasy baseball Friday night:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I hear you out there. Wait, something’s not quite right…I see a grainy pic so we’re kinda ok…but where’s the mustache…*squints*…OMG YOU’RE NOT GREY WHAT IS THIS INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE. Look, Grey had a thang, ok? He paged me and asked for coverage. Yes, I’m being literal, he paged me. He’s a bit old school, there’s nothing wrong with that. I showed him my iPhone 6s and how it could translate to Kirundi and make a mean cheese omelette but he said he’d rather ping me with ‘5318008‘. Honestly, I’m totally fine with that but he calls every time afterwards asking me to flip it upside down. Every. Time. Either way, I said I’d cover and here I am, covering the coverage and that leads us to Drew Hutchison. First off, if you own him…ticker shock! Those Houston guys are really good at coming from behind. That’s what she said! Over six innings, Drew gave up two runs while allowing 6 base runners (only one walk), striking out nine. Nine is a nice number when you’re talking about Ks but not as nice as 10. Ten is how many Astros Chris Heston fanned on Tuesday as he threw a complete game two hitter. Heston is close to a 7 K/9 kind of guy, probably a little under. On the one hand, I love Drew so this start has me piqued. On the other hand, the Astros are second in the majors in K rate at 24.6%. On the third hand which is actually Grey’s hand as he takes the pager from me and flips it upside down, Drew looks like a good get for deeper leagues where you can wait on his high K potential, but this shouldn’t move the needle for standard or the RCL. Anyway, here‚Äôs what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Cody Asche was sent down to learn left field (or get lost trying), and the Phils’ GM, Ruin Tomorrow Jr., said they’re calling up Maikel Franco this weekend. Let’s see what October Grey had to say about Franco, “Well, Asche‚Äôs opportunity to sneak in and have a surprisingly solid season in 2014 before Franco emerged went swimmingly. If we‚Äôre judging swimmingly on a scale established by Natalie Wood getting swimming lessons from Robert Wagner. Too harsh? How about as swimmingly as Whitney Houston in a bathtub? That‚Äôs just terrible, why would you force me to give you a second one? Upon his arrival in Philly at the end of last year, Franco‚Äôs lack of assault on major league pitching made it seem like he needed more seasoning, i.e., the Franco-American Outside-Of-King-Of-Prussia War on pitching didn‚Äôt exactly leave us with shock and awe (.179 in the majors with zero homers in 56 ABs). Shouldn‚Äôt have been a surprise, he didn‚Äôt exactly look like a breakout waiting to happen last year in Triple-A, where he had 16 homers in 521 ABs, hitting .257. With rookies like that, maybe the Phils are right to invest in more megaphones for the clubhouse, so their veterans can communicate. Franco could be the type that just needs to get comfortable at a new level, which bears itself out when you look at his month-to-month OPS last year in Triple-A (.967, .636 in last two months and .879 this year in Triple-A).” And that’s me quoting me! He’s worth a flyer if you need corner infidel help. I stashed him in one deeper league (15 team) and ignored him in a 12-teamer. He might only have 14-homer power, so, basically, he’s Ryan Zimmerman. Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?