Rangers bend Ober and brutalized him (4 2/3 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 4.40). The once-every-six-weeks trouncing? The every-month-and-a-half frog-marching? The every 45th-day scrub-stomping? Sucks, man! It is very not good at all! Kinda hard to work up a general sense of appeasement when your fantasy team’s being Abu Ghraib’d until it confesses war crimes, […]
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Seiya Suzuki
Please see our player page for Seiya Suzuki to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.
Yesterday, Tarik Skubal (9 IP, 0 ER, 2 hits, zero walks, 13 Ks, ERA at 2.49) had one of the best starts ever fo’ reals fo’ reals fo’ reals fo’ reals…fo’ reals! FO’ REALS! As I continue to say fo’ reals in different intonations, the Fo’ Reals Police break down my door and drag me […]
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Gallen Vs Miles Aka The Imperial March…In May
May 24, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Daily Notes, Featured | 29 Commentsby: MarmosDad
It was an Imperial March last night at Busch Stadium as the Mighty Men of Measurement took the mound. Ok. Maybe that’s laying it on too thick. But more than a few of us were keen to see if Zac Gallen (5.2 IP, 4 ER, 3 H, 3 BB, 4 Ks. ERA at 5.25), was […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Is anyone struggling with pitching? I know there’s bad pitchers, but my word my pitching is good in just about every league. My hitting? Oh, that’s a mess in multiple leagues. Look at this insanity: I am howling at how bad my hitting is. Gunnar, Yordan, Jazz, and Butler are my top bats. Strike through […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?[doing A Beautiful Mind math on the window of a Harvard dorm] Teoscar gets hurt…Chris Taylor does nothing going on three years…Enrique Hernandez does more than anyone thought possible for, like, five years, but it’s still really not much…Add in Muncy stinking up the joint…Throw in the Dodgers not really liking Hyeseong Kim even though […]
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Long Time Prospect Lister, First Time Lawler
May 12, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 306 Commentsby: Grey
In the past, I wrote about 17 of these Jordan Lawlar intros. That happens when a guy is great in the minors for many years and his team refuses to call him up or they do call him up and he doesn’t perform or he gets injured for entire seasons. All of these things have […]
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Here we are, May, and hopefully your team isn’t dropping in the standings like Spencer Torkelson’s batting average! Not to brag, but also to brag, my TGFBI team is like good good. This morning, my team was second in the league and 6th place overall. What’s the point of doing well in this if you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Roman Anthony Buying Window Closing In V, IV, III…
May 2, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 397 Commentsby: Grey
Roman Anthony is objectively a cool name. Perfection, no notes. Not like Nick Kurtz. No offense to his hitting, but, if I were to critique that, I’d say it’s too close to Dick Hurtz. It should’ve been Dick Kurtz to clearly nod at the groin allusion or they should’ve went with, like, Jerry Kurtz. Jerrish […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Rarely am I surprised by a demotion. Jake Burger being demoted shocked me. We should have a contest next preseason to guess the guy who will be demoted that will floor people. Has to be a guy in the top 125 or so in drafts, and I have to pin down what “floored” means. So, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Grisham & The Firm Choose A Time To Kill O’s Pitching
April 29, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 330 Commentsby: Grey
A hand shoots through the ground, it’s a skeleton claw! Next, oh my God, it’s skeleton head! “I want pitcher brain custard,” it sneered. Is this, oh my God, has Trent Grisham (1-for-6 and his 8th homer and 4th homer in six games) turned into a Zombino? Cut! No, this is ridiculous. I’m sorry, he’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I don’t drink. Not like I’m an alcoholic, I’m not in AA, making amends for the people who drafted Rougned Odor way too high in 2017. He was very good in 2016, I cannot help that his BABIP plummeted. I did nothing wrong. See? No amends! I mention I don’t drink in a longwinded way […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Thomas Harrington (4 IP, 6 ER, 11 baserunners) called up by the Pirates. Thomas Harrington has a legacy membership to Shadyside Country Club. Thomas Harrington does not go by Tom or Tommy because he is prim and proper. Thomas Harrington wears a napkin under his collar while he pitches and calls his grandmother’s”helper” mammy […]
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