SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 8: Megill They Or Won’t They?

May 19, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 8 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 7: Cade Smooth

May 12, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 6 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 7 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 6: Latz What’s Up

May 5, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 21 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 6 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 4: Ride The Gus Bus

April 21, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 24 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 4 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 3: Jakob Jun-is The Closer Now

April 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 20 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 3 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. […]

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Money Talks, Muncy Walks It Off

April 11, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 37 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Aaaaaand we’re back. I know I’m late, but I saw they were doing baseball hitting and throwing in March, and the teams were all heavily segregated by country, which seems kind of wrong, so I thought I might skip this, but also don’t tell anyone, but I didn’t hate it? Livvy Dunne’s boyfriend was there […]

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Waiver Wire Week 4: Taking Ws

April 10, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, fantasy baseball strategy, Fantasy Baseball Streamers, Featured | 27 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

I don’t know why, but this week’s waiver wire article is full of W’s. We have guys like Walker, Warren, and Wacha in search of wins for our fantasy teams from the waiver wire. I wonder why weird wonders like that happen across the waiver wire, but who would know? Ok, sorry, I’m done. But […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 2: Paul Sew-All-Da-Way To The Bank

April 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 28 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 2 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. […]

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Waiver Wire Week 3: Happy Accidents

April 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, fantasy baseball strategy, Fantasy Baseball Streamers, Featured | 17 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

Man, that opening week on the waiver wire was insane. You can really rebuild the backend of your team in the opening weeks, and I can’t believe how much turnover there’s been so far. One thing we never discuss in terms of the waiver wire is who to drop. That’s pretty much up to you […]

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Buy Jordan Walker As He’s Finally Had Time To Age

April 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 374 Comments

by: Grey

My barber plucks a gray hair out. I explain, “That one I call ‘Jordan Walker 2024.’” Barber plucks out another gray hair. “That’s Jordan Walker 2025.” Barber points to a full gray beard. “Those are individual games. Jordan Walker game one, Jordan Walker game two, Jordan Walker–You get the point, you don’t need me to […]

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A. Painter Of Corners

March 31, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 262 Comments

by: Grey

Andrew Painter ( 5 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 8 Ks) aka the prospect pitcher who I was interested in so long ago that I honestly just stopped caring about him aka Andy Dutchboy aka will Zack Wheeler knock him out of the rotation when he returns aka A. Painter of corners aka he […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 1: CarLOST Estevez

March 31, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 15 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Even though it was a partial week, Week 1 of the baseball season is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if […]

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