SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 4: Ride The Gus Bus

April 21, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 24 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 4 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same […]

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SAGNOF Week 11: Got Me Cryin Helsley

June 11, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 9 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]

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SAGNOF Week 7: Lower The Church

May 14, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 16 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]

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India / Friedl Go Bombs awAY On Cards

August 14, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 157 Comments

by: Grey

India’s vibrant, full of life, an explosion of sights and sounds! In India, they dance and sing with big poofy dresses that twirl a lot and hide happy guys with mustaches. In India, they have bathrooms with no toilet and they poop into a ditch. Well, everything I know of India I learned in a […]

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Two Fanstachetic Starts, Neither Stubbled

June 11, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 242 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Miles Mikolas faced off with Paul Skenes, but luckily they kept their faces on. This game was mano a mano. Mustachio a mustachio. A Mikolaskenes. A uniting of hair lips to create one great hair lip that Europeans want to vacation at in August. The fusion of musk. A man-made alloy, Mustachium. It was […]

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Don’t Fear The Patriarchy With A Gil P. Add

April 21, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 454 Comments

by: Grey

Some pitchers have a “Hitters can’t get comfortable against them” quality. Whether it’s fear that they’re going to get hit because of the pitcher’s lack of control or if it’s the movement on the stuff, it’s a quality that I don’t think any stats measure well. Lack of command + Nastiness = Uneasy. The only […]

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I’ve Been Reduced To Being A Luised Garcia Salesman

April 19, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 349 Comments

by: Grey

On the podcast the other day, I compared Jordan Westburg to Bo Bichette, and BDon stopped the podcast, called his job and told them he needed two years off to organize a music festival called, “Grey’s Finally Admitted About Overrating Bo-Chella.” At Bo-Chella, as it will be known colloquially, the headliners will be Jordan Westburg, […]

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Two Start Cookie Shop: April 15-21

April 14, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 8 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

Injuries are the worst. That isn’t exactly breaking news, I know. But you know what else is the worst? Rain. Oh, sure, farmers will tell you we need it in order to grow the crops that allow us to eat. Your third grade teacher probably told you it’s a normal and necessary part of the […]

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Oh Hell O’s Tell Holliday’s In

April 9, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 319 Comments

by: Grey

The Orioles are calling up Jackson Holliday. To back up Ramon Urias? To work on fielding drills with Jorge Mateo? I don’t get it. He wasn’t ready 11 games ago, but he’s ready now? Hunh, weird stuff, right? So, Jackson Holliday is going to be a star.

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers : Hit Me Bibee One More Time

April 8, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 29 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Let’s get this out of the way first. Somehow, deeply rooted in my psyche, is that Britney Spears song. I did use it last year for a Ji-Hwan Bae post. But for reasons unknown, when I looked at the SP26-50 for this week, one obvious lede stood out. Then, after the […]

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Two Start Cookie Shop: April 8-14

April 7, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 7 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

Alright, here we go. Last week was like the first batch of cookies out of a new oven using new baking sheets. It was alright, but there were kinks to get sorted out. We’re good now. Dialed in and ready to roll. The only things that can stop us are inclement weather, fickle managers, and […]

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Bryce HRs Thrice

April 2, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 268 Comments

by: Grey

You In January, “You ranked Bryce Harper where? At 11th overall? I feel like, and don’t take this the wrong way, but you might’ve hit your head and unleashed another part of your brain that most people hide. Let’s call it, The Stupid Brain. And by you unleashing The Stupid Brain, it’s caused you to do stupid things. Like the Bryce Harper ranking. If you didn’t hit your head and you think The Stupid Brain is actually your The Smart Brain, let me be the first person to say, no, it’s absolutely stupid.

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