Roto Cat Leaders Right Meow, Week 1.5

April 11, 2018 | 2023 Fantasy Baseball | 6 Comments

Hello and welcome! We’re going to take a look at the AL and NL league leaders in each standard rotisserie category after the first full week of baseball and discuss, analyze, and Razz it up! (90’s phrasing!) My favorite in the group is ONLY available when there is a tie in a category. Waiting in the weeds is a pitcher or hitter that is not currently leading the category, but could find their way into the lead soon…

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Damn Y’all Hudson!

June 27, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 253 Comments

by: Grey

In a Hudson vs. Hudson battle, Tim won on a technicality as Daniel Hudson left the game with what seemed to be a forearm injury. To add insult to injury, he left the game after giving up 5 ER on 7 hits in 1 2/3 IP. With a ghastly 7.35 ERA in 45 IP this […]

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Itser Abouter Timer, Dexter Fowler

September 9, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 131 Comments

by: Grey

Dexter Fowler has been hotter than a junebug on the back of a furnace’s ass, or some other yokelism. Dexter? I hardly Fowler! Huh? In his last seven games, a .423 average and 2 homers. He’s not good for anything more than the occasional dinger, which only sounds talk between a wife and her friends. […]

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Strasburg Back To Watch The Thrown

September 7, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 90 Comments

by: Grey

Stephen Strasburg returned yesterday in case you’re living under a rock that doesn’t get the MLB package. Reminds me of a line Selig uses on his wife, “Hey, baby, wanna see the MLB package?” What can I say about Strasburg that hasn’t been said before? That he stinks. That hasn’t been said before. It’s also […]

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Arizona and Toronto Trade Cheap Feels

August 24, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 66 Comments

by: Grey

Aaron Hill and John McDonald were traded to the Diamondbacks for Kelly Johnson. Regarding the title, each team got to 2nd base with the other. Nothing to brag about, nothing for the rest of us to get jealous over. I guess this is what happens when Alex Anthopoulos and Kevin Towers lock themselves in a […]

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Sic Pence, So Far None The Richer

July 29, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 62 Comments

by: Grey

Ed Wade’s Toupee has made it clear that he’s trying to move Hunter Pence in a trade. Why would the Astros want to hold onto their best player? He just gives his fans false hope. False hope is worst than no hope. See every movie John Singleton’s done since Boyz n the Hood for examples […]

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The Niña, the Pinta and the Santos Panacea

April 26, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Notes | 158 Comments

by: Grey

Ozzie said that Sergio Santos would be the closer vs. righties. That means Santos is just the closer closer. Or as close to it as we’re gonna get. I don’t know how much I believe this. Just the other day Ozzie said the White Sox had the best bullpen in the American League. And he […]

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Best Hitters for April, Fantasy Baseball

March 25, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 112 Comments

by: Grey

These are the leading hitters in the major leagues for April. Do I think every hitter does the same thing every year? No, I don’t. But hitters do tend to follow patterns. If these players were good in April last year, there’s at least a chance they will be good this year. Also, as I […]

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Staying Healthy Isn’t Peavy

July 7, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 267 Comments

by: Grey

Jake Peavy was walking off the field before the trainers even got to him. On a scale of bad signs, that’s around a 9. That’s on a scale of 1 to 8. The good news is it’s not his arm. It’s his dorsi muscle. Peavy’s a dolphin? Put down your noisemakers, it’s not that good […]

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Bats On The Pelfrey

July 6, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 101 Comments

by: Grey

Mike Pelfrey went from totally chic to totally geek in the matter of 4 starts. Last night, he dropped a 4 2/3 IP, 7 ER bomb and now he’s staring at nickels. Pardon the wavy lines as we jump in The Way Back Machine and see what I said in April, “His K-rate prior to […]

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Young, Gifted and Back

April 26, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 432 Comments

by: Grey

Making Eric Young Jr.’s return possible, Brad Hawpe heads to the 15-day DL as he loses his hop. In the last four years of the minors, Eric Young Jr. has 87, 73, 46 and 58 steals, respectively. Or disrespectfully, holy effin’ hey, are you kidding me? That’s so good, Rickey Henderson talks about Eric Young […]

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Tangled Webb

June 24, 2009 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 226 Comments

by: Grey

Brandon Webb may miss the rest of the season. Nothing good comes from drafting a top pitcher. Nothing, I tell you. I own Peavy in two leagues, so I’m right there with youse. Remind next year to revert back to not drafting starters in the first five rounds. Actually, next year you probably will be […]

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