Welcome back Razzballeroos. It’s Tuesday, which means another dose of SAGNOF stolen base goodness coming your way before Truss tells me how badly I am doing in the Perts League in the RCL update. Last week, we looked at catchers to target when looking for stolen bases, and today we’ll take a flipside view and […]
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O’s Looking Bullish As The Cowser Comes Home
September 21, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 10 Commentsby: Dan Pants
Colton Cowser aka the Milkman delivered Friday night with twin bombs, first, this shot to centerfield and then a second in the sixth inning to extend the Orioles lead to seven runs! Holy Cowser! It’s his second multi-homer game of the year and he extended his hitting streak to five games, hitting .417 with a […]
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Top 100 Outfielders For 2024 Fantasy Baseball: Sunrise Edition
June 19, 2024 | Top 100 Outfielders | 11 Commentsby: Coolwhip
Intro It’s time for another outfield update as we enter the dog days of summer. Since our last update, Aaron Judge has taken over the top spot and the league as he caught fire like the surface of the sun. No one is hotter than he. But Heliot Ramos is coming close, and his name […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Luis Matos walked so Heliot Ramos could run. Remember Luis Matos? He had 16 RBIs in five games then disappeared off the face of the Earth. Well, he actually went 2-for-22 first, THEN vanished. Anyway, Matos is old news as Heliot Ramos is making the headlines now in the Bay, he was three for five […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Singing Dan Hill’s Sometimes When We Touch, “You ask me if I love you, and I choke on my reply, and I rather hurt you honestly, then mislead you with a lie, and who am I to think you can hit like Aaron Judge!” Sobbing as I touch the TV screen where Davis Schneider stands, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Braves are calling up one of their top pitching prospects, Spencer Schwellenbach, for today’s game. That’s right, Schwellenbach is a Braves’ pitching prospect, and not what the doctor says every time Brandon Lowe complains of lower back pain. “Sorry, your fourth and fifth vertebrae are pressing against each other. You have a Schwellenbach!” Kinda crappy […]
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Spend Some Dinero To Buy Caminero
May 24, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 300 Commentsby: Grey
Junior Caminero sounds like a store you take your little one to when he wants to dress like a little cowboy. “Jorge, you be daddy’s best boy and I will dress you like a vaquero.” [sees a family of vaqueros walking through the Glendale Galleria] Me, a very Anglo, says to the camera, “I know […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Philly Ranger Stranger Dangers Texas Rangers
May 21, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 331 Commentsby: Grey
Superlatives, friends, are floating away, just out of our grasp, but let’s try. Precede with accolades: Ranger Suarez (7 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 1.36) moved his record to 9-0. He’s the 4th pitcher in the Live Ball Era with nine wins through his first 10 starts, and an ERA of […]
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In our fantasy game, it’s one thing if not the other, right? For once, the injuries finally took a break on our weary souls this week, although, I feel that I’ve doomed us all as I type out those words and gift them to the fantasy gods to ingest and fire back to me with […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Pirates Win By Any Skenes Necessary
May 18, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 41 Commentsby: Dan Pants
Pirates rookie starting pitcher slash phenom slash heart throb thrash Livvy Dunne’s boyfriend Paul Skenes followed up his much anticipated debut last week with an even more impressive outing going six hitless innings, allowing just one walk and striking out 11 Cubs for his first career win, but definitely not his last. Skenes was absolutely […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? I Would Like To Buy One (And Only One) James Wood
May 17, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 299 Commentsby: Grey
Juan Soto was sent to the Padres for MacKenzie Gore, C.J. Abrams, Robert Hassell III, James Wood and Jarlin Susana. To quote someone talking to the last person, “Oh, Susana.” That was only 18 months ago! I’m Mr. Trade Prospects For Now. That is me! And A.J. Preller is my father. Call me Trade Prospects […]
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Greetings, deep league friends! As we inch closer to summer, things are both literally and metaphorically heating up, at least in some places in terms of the weather, and at least in some players in terms of their hitting. It’s also getting closer to that time where I start to worry about who isn’t ever […]
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