You know when Josh Naylor rocks the baby rounding the bases? It wasn’t rocking the baby all that time. Nope. This is like an M. Night twist. This is Wee Bey in The Wire GIF in disbelief. This is Keyzer Söze losing the limp. The whole time Naylor was playing charades for you to say […]
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Corners Report: Midseason Rebrand
July 23, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | Leave a commentby: The Educator
Don’t worry, it’s still me, the same guy who has toiled at the kitchen table over an iPad covering the corner infield positions. I’m just trying to freshen up a bit. Kelder is boring. The Educator, as a real-life teacher, he’s a stallion. Wavy non-gray hair, no extra 20 pounds being carried around, and a […]
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Top 100 for the 2nd Half of 2025 Fantasy Baseball
July 14, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 326 Commentsby: Grey
Before we get into the top 100 for the 2nd half of 2025 fantasy baseball, let’s just be glad our 18-year-old selves can’t see us now, we’d get beat up! But our twelve-year-old selves would think we’re the coolest! So, as with all of the other 2025 fantasy baseball rankings, slop this up with a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Janson Junks Up The Yard And Leaves Reds Outfoxed
July 7, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 222 Commentsby: Grey
Janson Junk? Call Sanford & Son because I accidentally threw away the wrong Junk! To the tune of any folk song, “Take this Bibee off my hands and give me that Junk. Enjoy this Pfaadt one, I’ll take the Junky one. Please let my pain Cease and take Dylan. I’ll take your Junk.” Spoken word […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Yusei I Only K 12 Sawx When I Want To
June 25, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 222 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, Yusei Kikuchi went 7 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 12 Ks, ERA at 2.82. This start had Streamonator losing its mind over it, predicting a start of 6 1/3 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 8 Ks. Yikes, not even close! Three fewer baserunners! Those two runs ended up unearned! And he had more Ks! […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Everyone loves a dynamic duo. Frodo and Sam. Iron Man and Spider-Man. Kelder and the toilet. Apologies if you waited with bated breath for my Corners Report last week. Sunday and Monday, I was waylaid by a nasty bug, and had a lot to catch up on, so I wasn’t able to do the research […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Finally Call Up XLVIII
June 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 282 Commentsby: Grey
Roman Anthony was called up. [running into a room, screaming, sweating, out of breath, snot flying out of nose, mumbling to self, “Keep cool! Keep cool!” turning to a mirror, “How can I keep freakin’ cool? How?!”] He hit a home run last week that went 497 feet. [starting to lose cool again] Did you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Corners Report: A Timely Re-Rank
May 28, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 10 Commentsby: The Educator
Updating things is often a struggle in Kelder Land. For work, I have been wearing polos and khakis now for over 20 years. My phone, no reason to get a new one unless the battery has gone bad. My truck is a 2008 Silverado. My marriage is 20 years old, but that’s a good thing […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? A Memorial Day For Vet Pitchers
May 26, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 254 Commentsby: Grey
Hope everyone had a great Memorial Day! Let’s honor our vets by looking at the way vet pitchers adapt despite their best selves no longer shiny and new. I’m reminded of Justin Verlander. Not this year’s Verlander. That guy is just old and dusty. I’m reminded of Verlander under Dusty. When he looked gassed and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Brewers called up Caleb Durbin. What? No, not Dyler Turban. Hey, first rule of Vindaloo Club is don’t talk about the Pakistani Brad Pitt playing Dyler Turban in the Bollywood movie, Vindaloo Club. Second rule, same as the first, stop talking about it! The third rule of Vindaloo Club, don’t ask for mild. It’s curry, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Strider Tries Getting Groove Back But Bassitt Got It
April 16, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 403 Commentsby: Grey
Put on my Dale Murphy jersey, placed my Jimmy Carter coaster under my glass bottle Classic Coke, said five “Jane Fondas” as I threw a dart dead-center into my Ted Turner dartboard. I was locked into the A-T-L, and you could tell because I was asking everyone to call me Grey 3000 while singing apologies […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? White Sox Tap Soderstrom Too Many Times And He Explodes
April 15, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 370 Commentsby: Grey
[shakes up a sparkling water, cracks open the bottle and sprays strangers on the street] This Excitement Facial is courtesy of Soderstrom! Why the anger? An Excitement Facial is something you want to take part in and is extremely fun! Geez, sorry, you don’t have to punch me! When the creator of the Soderstrom sold […]
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