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Cards & Categories Ep. 47: May Players Of The Month PC

June 6, 2024 | All Podcasts, Cards and Categories |

by: Mike Couillard

In our 47th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer open with banter on the latest moves and news including Spencer Torkelson and Reid Detmers’ journeys to Triple-A. Then we select cards to enter the Player of the Month (POTM) PC pantheon from May. You can find us on twitter (X) at @cardscategories, @mcouill7, and @jbrewer17 and on bluesky at @mcouill7.bsky.social. Email the […]

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Connor Norby Is All About The O’s

by: Grey

Imagine, if you will, a Vegas-style buffet but instead of King Crab Legs and Filet Mignon there’s top prospects as far as the eye can see. As you walk along, you pick up a Coby Mayo here, a Jackson Holliday there, a Gunnar Henderson here, a Adley Rutschman there, a Jordan Westburg here, a Colton […]

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Ambulance Chasers: Gone To Schmidt

May 31, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 4 Comments

by: keelinbillue

Jerry Seinfeld voice: “What’s the deal with backs???” That’s a great question, Jerry. What IS the deal with backs? Because we have a lot of back injuries to discuss in this week’s edition of Razzball Ambulance Chasers (sponsored by Aleve). And by a lot of back injuries, I mean almost half of the notable injuries […]

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Ambulance Chasers: Eflin Up My Roster

May 24, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball | 8 Comments

by: keelinbillue

Welcome back to another rousing edition of Razzball Ambulance Chasers. The bodies are still warm. The hamstrings are served strained. Speaking of rousing, warm, and strained, I took a note from MarmosDad’s playbook and injured my leg in a sports incident (or rather a series of sports incidents). Now, I get to attend weekly physical […]

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No Good Nick Phils The Box Score For Once

May 23, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 208 Comments

by: Grey

It’s not a great sign when you have one moment every month where it seems like you’ve finally woken up, then immediately go back to sleep. Could Nick Castellanos (2-for-4 and his 5th homer, hitting .206), the Greek God of Hard Contact be at his mother’s diner being served toast? Is no longer a gyro […]

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Jesus of Miamareth Bests Freddy of Brew City

May 22, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 282 Comments

by: Grey

I started both Freddy Peralta (7 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 3.81) and Jesus Luzardo (8 IP, 0 ER, 3 hits, zero walks, 4 Ks, ERA at 4.14), then I prayed. Not to any ordinary God, of course. I prayed to the Fantasy Baseball Overlord, and he said, “I’m currently away […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers : Chris Sells Cy Sales With The Slider? Sure!

May 20, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 17 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, it looks like I got ahead of the newest rush of Skibidi Skenes madness last week as our lede from 7 days ago threw an absolute gem on Friday night. 6 IP, 0 H, 1 BB, 11 K, and 100 pitches thrown? Oh yes. Do we polish up the Cy […]

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Pirates Win By Any Skenes Necessary

May 18, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 41 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Pirates rookie starting pitcher slash phenom slash heart throb thrash Livvy Dunne’s boyfriend Paul Skenes followed up his much anticipated debut last week with an even more impressive outing going six hitless innings, allowing just one walk and striking out 11 Cubs for his first career win, but definitely not his last. Skenes was absolutely […]

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DFS: Vlad And Bo, Now You Know

May 17, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, DFS, DraftKings, Fantasy Baseball DFS |

by: Professor P Rich

There are three teams that have generated bottom of the barrel offensive stats for the season and into this recent stretch of play: CWS, MIA, and COL. COL and CWS are on the road facing capable SPs while MIA is at home facing the rookie flamethrower, Christian Scott. OAK enjoyed a run of hot power […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers : Skibidi Skenes The Pirate Rizzler

May 13, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 21 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! This week it dawned on me that I might need to roll something out for the younger audience. I mean, sending out Cat Stevens photoshops like this one is probably not reeling in the 18-35 demographic, that’s for sure. It really sunk in when I used a SweatHogs reference a couple […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers : It’s Time To Cut Bait And Throw Yariel Back ‘Under The Sea’.

May 6, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 26 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I feel like an apology is in order. But, of course, it’s got a bit of a caveat. Let’s get this out of the way first. Yariel Rodriguez was NOT the answer to your starting pitcher streaming questions. The Cuban pitcher who shares the name with a certain fishy Disney princess, […]

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Here Comes The Cleveland Manzardian

May 5, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 435 Comments

by: Grey

Steven Kwan hit the IL with a hammy injury, which really, really sucks–Hold up! Guards are calling up Kyle Manzardo! Oh, boy, I feel my rap altar ego, B. Fire coming on! Kyle Manzardo?! Aw sookie! That hit tool ain’t bizardo! Headed to the DQ for the Blizzardo! The original DQ was owned by a […]

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