Complete-ly Mis-erable

MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]

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Points Leagues: June Infield Rankings

June 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 7 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

It’s the start of a new month, which means it’s time to take a look at the positional rankings again. One thing I think it is worth noting before we get into this is that these are not power rankings in response to who has been the best so far. As a result, there will […]

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Sanchez Acing His Orel Exam

May 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 194 Comments

by: Grey

Cristopher Sanchez had a May. Oh, did he have a May. Yesterday, he went 7 IP, 0 ER, 6 hits, zero walks, 9 Ks, ERA at 1.47. That brings his May totals to 39 IP, 25 hits allowed, three walks, 45 Ks, 0.72 WHIP and a 0.000000000000000000 ERA. Scoreless. Cristopher Sanchez now has five consecutive […]

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A’s Bring Jump Up, 25-Man Roster Gets Down

May 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 176 Comments

by: Grey

Names that are verbs are badass. Mark Spitz? Oh, hell yeah. Busta Rhymes? Yes, absolutely. Ben Folds? Okay, I’m with it. When going formal, does he hang out with Jeremy Irons? Hope so! That brings us to the A’s calling up, Gage Jump (5 IP, 4 ER, 10 baserunners, 5 Ks), the fantastically named double […]

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Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast: The One B-Don Misses While Working For MI-5

May 26, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | 5 Comments

by: Mike Couillard

On this episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, Mike Couillard subs in for B-Don to dig into the latest wave of prospect promotions including Dylan Crews, Jonah Tong, a pair of Pirates outfielders, Pedro Ramirez, and another acolyte of the Cardinals Devil Magic. We also discuss some of the latest hot performances including a […]

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Points League: May Vibes Check

May 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 3 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

Last month, we looked at some of the surprising starts, for good and bad, around the league. Well, we’re another month in, so we’re going to do it again. However, our focus isn’t going to be on who’s been a happy surprise or disappointment for the season on the whole, but over the past month. […]

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Rangers Aren’t Gonna Want To Reid The Box Score

May 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 314 Comments

by: Grey

If you had a predictive market bet of two Reid Detmers (Detmerses? Detmii?) ledes on Razzball in the first two months, you win. Can you take me out to dinner? Without me, none of your good fortune would be possible. Tell me who you want me to do a lede for tomorrow and I’ll start […]

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Mariners Call Up Their Best Baby Animal Prospect Since The Kid

May 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 345 Comments

by: Grey

Mariners are calling up Colt Emerson and I started screaming tridents up so loud I blacked out and hit my head. I woke up in the city of Atlantis. I said to the fish people, “Gggggrgggegggh.” And they said back to me, “Gggggrgggegggh.” How pleasant. I asked them if they had any thoughts on Colt […]

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Decision Time: What To Do With Struggling Middle Infielders

May 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 12 Comments

by: Enrico Palazzo

Ah May. The sun is out, it’s warming up. The season is in full swing. We’ve made it. We made it past the random 40 degree days. We made it past the snow. We made it past the overcast afternoons. The trees have leaves again! There are early season flowers blooming! And your middle infield […]

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Wald, I Think You Were A Little Hard To Ignore On Waivers Last Night

May 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 379 Comments

by: Grey

This one goes out to all five of our lady readers. Whether you’re mothers or not, you’re beautiful and I love you. Happy Mother’s Day, and a special shoutout to Christian Yelich’s mother. Said like Tupac, “You are appreciated.” Now, let’s get down to business. Diamondbacks called up Plaster Shizz on Friday and because Saturday […]

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Points Leagues: May Infield Rankings

May 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 6 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

Last time we did this, it was after less than two weeks of action. Now we’ve got over a month of games to work with. As a result, there’s a bit more movement than there was last time. It may still not be as aggressive as you might like. That’s ok. If you really believe […]

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Kyle Harrison’s Cheese Makes Pirates Booty

April 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 358 Comments

by: Grey

I’m gonna try something. Gonna punch myself in the mouth and see something. [does just that] Berfect, nob I hab a fat lip. Thibs is great! [calls my league commissioner] Nob this isn’t a butt bial. I have problem wib my team. I have Kyle Bradish bub youb see I pronounce lots of B’s because […]

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