It’s the 18th Annual Razzballies! Wow! They’re old enough to smoke weed, drink beer and vote while pretending not to drink beer or smoke weed and writing-in Chet, their childhood friend! Chet for Mayor! Hearing the Razzballies just joined the Army while leaving behind their three-month-old and girlfriend. The Razzballies are going to be a […]
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Gunnar Henderson
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River Ryan (3 IP, 0 ER, 3 Ks, six whiffs, three on the change, FB averaged 96.5 MPH) was called up. He’s the first pitcher to be considered a top prospect while having a grandchild. River Ryan is so old that in yesterday’s game he was played by Kevin Costner. River Ryan is so old […]
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Braves Clinch As Spicy T. Mahle Stays Hot
September 19, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 16 Commentsby: Dan Pants
Atlanta Braves starting pitcher slash deadline acquisition slash heartthrob Tyler Mahle continued his dominant run Friday night with a scoreless six inning outing, allowing just four base runners (three hits) and striking out six Astros to clinch the Braves’ spot in the postseason. It was his seventh win of the year, and fourth win with […]
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Hurler Quinn Clowns The Giants
September 14, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 78 Commentsby: Grey
Cardinals won’t make the playoffs, but they should’ve been a 100-loss team and they might end up at .500. That takes ingenuity. Like parallel parking a golf cart while drinking six beers out of a boot. Ingenuity does not show up on the leaderboards. You’re not going to find ingenuity as a category in your […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Brewers Dry-Hop, Mash, And Bottle Up Reds
September 12, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 16 Commentsby: Dan Pants
The Brewers asked the baseball world to hold their beers on Friday night while they brewed up a blowout, and switched from pounding beers to pounding the Cincinnati Reds to the tune of a 20-0 shut out on twenty-three hits, and four home runs. This was somehow Milwaukee’s second twenty run shut out this year […]
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Points Leagues: Wildly Premature 2027 Top-100(ish) Rankings
September 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 6 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
Here in September, I don’t feel like there’s a lot of advice I can offer that isn’t covered by others. We’ve got folks out here drawing your attention to who to add for crunch time. Are you looking for advice on which pitchers to stream? We’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to maximize […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Jared’s Got Me Jones’ing For A Breakout
September 5, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 18 Commentsby: Dan Pants
Pittsburgh Pirates pitching prospect powered past six pristine innings putting on a powerful performance as he piled up nine punchouts! Is that too long for a headline? I really went full stop into the alliteration there, I’m so sorry, let me try again. Bucs heartthrob Jared Jones allowed just four base runners Friday to pick […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Little Zebby Baked Up Some Snack Cakes This Week
August 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 234 Commentsby: Grey
Could Zebby Matthews (8 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 5 Ks, ERA at 4.58) of the Matthewsses be having himself a star mitzvah? Let’s see the background on him: His real name is Daniel Zebulon Matthews. Honestly, smart move to go by Zebby. Zebulon is out of this world on its own. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Points Leagues: August Vibes Check
August 24, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | Leave a commentby: Latch-Key Kid
If your playoffs haven’t started already, they’re likely about to. Hopefully you’ve already got your spot in them locked up. If not, and you’re reading this, it means you’re still in it and are on edge, figuring out who you can trust to get you over the line. At this time of the year, at […]
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If there’s one universal Cubs’ voice, let’s imagine them singing their version of this old 80’s classic: “You know I love you (you know I love you), you know it’s true (you know it’s true) It’s up to you, Clay, now what have I got to do? Don’t hold me up, Holmes, don’t waste my […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Perez’s Eurythmic Starts Are Made Of Sweet Dreams
August 11, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 184 Commentsby: Grey
Eury Perez might’ve became an ace, I think. I don’t want to say that he did and have him go caca-cuckoo and sideways. I’m very careful about what I say, even if it seems like I’m literally putting my mouth into a megaphone and screaming at speech-to-text on my phone. “Get me a seltzer! Order […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Phils Host Blue Jays For Schwarber Day And Christmas
August 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 204 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, Jesus Luzardo went 7 IP, 2 ER, 5 baserunners, 12 Ks, ERA at 3.32. On the Player Rater, he’s a what? Top 25 starter? Top 20 starter? Top 15 starter? C’mon, guess! I need you to guess! Bzzt wrongo! He’s around a top 10 starter. You weren’t expecting a vague answer, were you? Luzardo […]
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