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by: Grey
What’s the most annoying thing a teenager can do? I’m going with “I’m not touching you,” when they’re like an inch away from you. Just so annoying. Another top annoying thing? When you’re mad, they know you’re mad, and you say, “No, I’m not mad,” then they say, “Ooh, you’re so mad!” Actually, that might […]
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What if we stop messing around and get down to straight biznasty? Kyle Stowers (4-for-5, 5 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homers, hitting .226), what’s the deal with that young fella? Toast or toast with the image of Wayne Huizenga in a Marlins cap? Butter or butter melted over Wayne’s face? Still good or […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Saw Jose Ramirez‘s injury and thought to myself, “Yeah, JoRam gets injured and comes back in roughly 24 hours.” Well, yeah, no, I was wrong. Yeah, no. It happens. Sometimes I “Yeah, no.” Jose Ramirez has a broken hamate bone. I still think every pitcher should have Tommy John before taking the mound for the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Welcome back! It’s May and 20% of the season or so is under our belts. As always, some players of varying quality have broken out early. It’s Fantasy Baseball, so you always have to try to roster first and ask questions later. So let’s look at a few Outfielder breakouts and try to answer to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This is my first season writing these waiver wire articles, and I love it. As someone who plays in dozens of leagues, this helps me just as much as it helps you guys. Deep diving the waiver wire a few days before the next week commences really puts me ahead of the field, and it’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Fun to still get shocked. To get a little jolt so you still feel alive. A poke to the ribs, reminding you that you don’t know anything like, ‘Where the hell is one’s oblique?’ Stop poking me in the ribs! I’m asking you to locate my obliques! So, today’s shock heard while I was driving […]
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by: Dan Pants
No disrespect to the “explorers” of my youth, who we now teach were brutal conquerors at best and genocidal maniacs at worst, but hey, they got a strait named after them, and we can use their “discoveries” for fun nicknames for sports ballers. The A’s Carlos Cortes, who I’m now calling El Conquistador hit two […]
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We should start from early biographical details about Max Clark to fully understand him. When he was a young child, he was in a pillow fight with his sister, and she hit him and it had a Mr. T pillowcase, and the last thing Max saw was the embroidered Mr. T chains. When he woke […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?O’s have a genuine Jackson dilemma on their hands as Baltimore’s fill-in second baseman slash heartthrob is up to a Jackson five homers with this huge bomb in the eighth to give the Orioles the lead Friday night. Joy to the World! I thought Jeremiah was a bullfrog, but he looks more like a bull. […]
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by: Laura Holt
What’s up, friends? We’re more than halfway through April, and hopefully your teams are humming along like a well-oiled machine. Unfortunately, “well-oiled machine” does not describe most of my teams, but thankfully, there’s still plenty of time to tinker. (Do remind me in the future to cut back on the draft and holds, though. Looking […]
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We’re deep, deep, deep, and these guys might not be playable. The top 100 outfielders for 2026 fantasy baseball are your flyers in most leagues, and your 5th and 6th outfielders in deep leagues. Keep in mind, we have NL-Only rankings, and AL-Only rankings. If you have no need for these outfielders in your league, think […]
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One super quick word about the top 20 2nd basemen for 2026 fantasy baseball and all the 2026 fantasy baseball rankings, each ranking appears insanely long and it is, but I imagine in a lot of leagues guys won’t have eligibility, because I’m using the extremely lax Yahoo position eligibility (five games started). Without further […]
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