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Please see our player page for Cole Young to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.

Mad Libs’ing Brewers starters into the lede. (Brewers pitcher) is (adjective) because the Brewers’ (noun) who (verb) (noun) and (verb) (noun) who can’t be (verb)! Kyle Harrison–No, not today. Brandon Woodruff–Haha, that was yesterday! Brandon Sproat? Yep! Here we go! Mad Libs commence! Brandon Sproat is awesome because the Brewers’ coaches turn pitching mounds into […]

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Imma put together a time capsule. Get in there discontinued foods we love — the Pudding Pops, the Viennetta ice cream cake, the beef tallow-fried McDonald’s fries. Get in there stash of Ernest Scared Stupid laserdiscs. We’ve even gonna stash celebrities who we didn’t know everything about like pre-2000’s Hulk Hogan. Finally, in this time […]

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Hello, Razzball Friends! Here’s a clue about what you are going to see a lot today: Back boys,  Back boys, Whatcha gonna do, Whatcha gonna do when the IL comes for you? Updates From Last Time A few situations from the previous column that deserve a check-in: Garrett Crochet (SP, BOS..NOT CWS) – Shoulder Inflammation: […]

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April always gives us a few breakout stars. By May, the real challenge begins in finding out who is next to make a big leap in performance. This season has already delivered plenty of surprises. Veterans, like Mike Trout, left for dead are suddenly producing elite numbers again. Young hitters, like JJ Wetherholt or Kevin McGonigle, are arriving with immediate impacts. This week our Hitter Profiles are going to go underneath the box scores looking for clues pointing toward what comes next. Bat speed gains. Launch angle changes. Chase rate improvements. Some players are building legitimate skill growth while others are riding unsustainable heaters fueled by bloated HR/FB rates. Sometimes the next breakout is hiding in a hitter with a .240 average but elite contact quality. The goal is to identify tomorrow’s stars before the rest of the league catches up. So let’s dig into the underlying data, separate noise from skill, and uncover where the next surprising surge could be coming from.

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The Injury Gods laugh at us once again. This week almost appeared with an executioner’s mask after Jacob Misiorowski left his start with, thankfully, hamstring tightness. Brandon Woodruff, Casey Mize, Nico Hoerner, Ryan Helsley, Yandy Diaz, and Pete Fairbanks. Luckily, Hoerner and Diaz are not diagnosed with anything long-term…yet. There is SOME good news between […]

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Happy weekend, Razzball faithful! No matter how excited you are for the long weekend, I bet I can find someone who was a heck of a lot happier yesterday… Ted is only four years younger than Konnor Griffin — Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) 2026-04-03T16:39:39.317Z Ok, so I’ll admit this was supposed to be a video of Griffin […]

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Youngsters have been the story of the early season, aided by the odd three-part structure of “opening day” in 2026 but mostly due to their on-field excellence. 

Cardinals SS JJ Wetherholt batted leadoff and hit a 425-foot home run on opening day. You don’t see that every year. 

Tigers SS Kevin McGonigle is hitting .625 with four RBI through two games. KEVIN!! Just out here in his kitchen setting traps for Paul Skenes. 

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