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by: Dan Pants
Aaaaaand we’re back. I know I’m late, but I saw they were doing baseball hitting and throwing in March, and the teams were all heavily segregated by country, which seems kind of wrong, so I thought I might skip this, but also don’t tell anyone, but I didn’t hate it? Livvy Dunne’s boyfriend was there […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?\Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, it’s a good thing that last week’s Top 100 Starting Pitchers article was titled, “Tis The Season For Overreactions”, because I’ve got a DOOZY as the lede this week! But first, let’s set it up. When Cody Ponce signed with the Jays this offseason for 3 years and $30 million, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Unless I’m misunderstanding Easter and the greatest story ever told, there’s a strong indication that Hunter Brown is not Him. As I understand it, Jesus gets his boys blotto on his blood that’s wine — imagine going wine tasting and being like, “This wine tastes irony.” “Like it’s dramatically contrasted to the opposite of what’s […]
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by: Grey
Lance McCullers Jr. (7 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 9 Ks) was once in a rotation with Scott Kazmir. Actually, that Astros team with Kazmir had Altuve and Correa too. Don’t forget Marisnick. He was there too. How could you forget *nick? Now, in 2026, leading the AL Cy Young conversation is Lance McCullers. Sure, […]
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by: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! ‘Tis the season for overreactions! Yes, the sample size for ALL of our statistics is tinier than Jose Altuve’s shower cap. But does that mean we should ignore everything from the opening weekend of MLB games? Maybe not. But let’s remember that you drafted your pitching staff for a reason. There […]
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[long inhale]…ah…you smell that? It’s baseball writers using the word verdant…it’s Thing throwing out the first pitch on Netflix…it’s Anthony Rendon hitting the 60-day IL…It’s baseball, baby and it’s back! Turned on Netflix last night to watch the Giants vs. the Yankees and I thought about my great uncle. He’s 96 and is a Giants […]
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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I’m going to cut right to the chase today. I should have done this one last week and saved the RazzSlam recap for today. Chalk it up to poor planning on my part and not realizing how close we were to opening day. Alas, here we are. I hope that pruning […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Trey Yesavage will open season on the IL with a shoulder impingement. That’s the worst kind of after-dinner mint! Listing from best to worst: 1. Thin Mints 2. Those white candy mints that have the jelly in the middle that they had in a wheelie thing at diners. 3. There’s no 3. 4. Melted puddle […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s your favorite Fantasy Baseball Dad back with another tweak to the Top 100 Starting Pitchers list, complete with updated ADP rankings and additional news and notes to help you during this draft season. Last week’s “For Whom The ‘On The Clock’ Bell Tolls” outlined the first 20 rounds in my […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The last couple weeks in this space we’ve taken time to rank guys around the infield and in the outfield. That, plus the title of this piece, probably has you assuming that we’re going to be ranking pitchers today. Well, we aren’t. At least not in the way you’re expecting. But there’s a reason for […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s the second week of March, and you know what that means! IT’S DRAFT SEASON! My weekend of fun with the mini Marmos was a good one, but it was also filled with our ongoing slow-drafts for the TGFBI league, the RazzSlam league, and the RCL #11 draft from last night! […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Deep leaguers, rejoice! We’ve arrived at your favorite stop on the Preseason Starting Pitching whirlwind that is the Top 100 Starting Pitchers list tour! Last year, I titled this one “The Next Next 100 Or No Dessert Until You Finish Your Brandon Sproats.” This was where we peeked in on the […]
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