SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 19: Deadline Day Fallout

August 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 22 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 19 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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Cam Records 12 Strikeouts In Come To Jesus Luzardo Meeting

July 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 10 Comments

by: Dan Pants

New York Yankees starting pitcher slash Ace slash heartthrob Cam Schlittler faced off against the Phillies led by Ace Jesus Luzardo Friday night and put together what was likely his most dominant outing of the year, going seven and a third innings, allowing just three hits and striking out twelve Phillies for his tenth win […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 16: Halftime

July 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 10 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 16 is in the books. SAGNOF bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Missouri Fathers Celebrate With Dongs

June 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 273 Comments

by: Grey

“Hello Sharks! Every Mother’s Day, MLB wheels out there some pink bats. Well, this year I have something for the gentlemen on Father’s Day!” [reveals two rosin bags tied to the knob of a baseball bat, dangling, a quick succession of “I’m out”] “So, you don’t want to see my heated ice cream scooper that […]

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Only A Chicken Wouldn’t Buy Samad Guy In San Diego

June 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 241 Comments

by: Grey

What’s the most annoying thing a teenager can do? I’m going with “I’m not touching you,” when they’re like an inch away from you. Just so annoying. Another top annoying thing? When you’re mad, they know you’re mad, and you say, “No, I’m not mad,” then they say, “Ooh, you’re so mad!” Actually, that might […]

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Rolling In The Deep: Caught In Another Sticky Bullpen Webb

June 19, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Rolling In The Deep | 2 Comments

by: Laura Holt

Salutations and other greetings, deep leaguers; let’s try to keep things rocking and rolling as we inch closer to the halfway point of the season. We may be getting to the part of the year in re-draft leagues where it’s hard not to lose hope if your team is mired at the bottom of the […]

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Stowers Leads The Miami Pound Machine Conga Vs Phillies

June 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 139 Comments

by: Grey

What if we stop messing around and get down to straight biznasty? Kyle Stowers (4-for-5, 5 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homers, hitting .226), what’s the deal with that young fella? Toast or toast with the image of Wayne Huizenga in a Marlins cap? Butter or butter melted over Wayne’s face? Still good or […]

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Gilbert Got Freed By The O’s Bats

June 16, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 192 Comments

by: Grey

Mariners decided to do a little switcheroo with their starters. They said every Mariners starter will rotate through and have piggyback days through the All-Star break. My 1st pitcher drafted is now an Opener? Oh man, this sucks. I blame Luis Castillo. He threw such a hissy fit the Mariners figured the only way to […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 5: Double Dose Of Varland

April 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 5 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Waiver Wire Week 6: Paredes Party

April 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured | 32 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

The waiver wire is one of the most fascinating aspects of fantasy baseball because this is one of the only fantasy sports where you can completely revamp your roster. Most fantasy football leagues are decided by the draft, but that’s not the case with baseball. You can stumble into a handful of pickups throughout the […]

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If You Need Speed, Buy Max To Climax

April 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 368 Comments

by: Grey

We should start from early biographical details about Max Clark to fully understand him. When he was a young child, he was in a pillow fight with his sister, and she hit him and it had a Mr. T pillowcase, and the last thing Max saw was the embroidered Mr. T chains. When he woke […]

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Ritchie Proclaims He’s “Soy Capitan”

April 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 249 Comments

by: Grey

Patrick Duffy exits the shower and we realize stashing Didier Fuentes for a month on multiple teams only to have him suck was a dream. It never happened. Also, another sign it was a dream is that I was a giant tongue and Giancarlo Stanton was in a whipped-cream bikini. Instead of that nightmare of […]

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