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by: Grey
Cardinals won’t make the playoffs, but they should’ve been a 100-loss team and they might end up at .500. That takes ingenuity. Like parallel parking a golf cart while drinking six beers out of a boot. Ingenuity does not show up on the leaderboards. You’re not going to find ingenuity as a category in your […]
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by: Latch-Key Kid
Here in September, I don’t feel like there’s a lot of advice I can offer that isn’t covered by others. We’ve got folks out here drawing your attention to who to add for crunch time. Are you looking for advice on which pitchers to stream? We’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to maximize […]
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by: Dan Pants
Pittsburgh Pirates pitching prospect powered past six pristine innings putting on a powerful performance as he piled up nine punchouts! Is that too long for a headline? I really went full stop into the alliteration there, I’m so sorry, let me try again. Bucs heartthrob Jared Jones allowed just four base runners Friday to pick […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Connor Norby aka Con-Nor is again the Rockies pulling a fast one on an unsuspecting trade partner. Here’s the Rockies’ front office, “Who will we tantalizingly ruse this time? The Marlins? Okay, watch this,” then they do a move that you’re just left to wonder, “Are the Rockies so insanely dumb that they’re smart?” It’s […]
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by: B_Don
Pete Crow-Armstrong is already used to responding to three-letter acronyms, so how hard can MVP be? We kick things off with PCA, Ohtani’s cancelled pitching start, and whether there’s any reason to be concerned about Shohei’s hitting ROS. Walker Jenkins gets the call, Yunior Marte makes his debut, and somehow Cade Cavalli has become one […]
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Mariners went out and got Taylor Ward at the deadline and ever since they’ve been like: [pokes Taylor Ward with a stick] “Uh, is he supposed to move?” [lights end of stick with a fire, takes burning ember and pokes Taylor Ward again] “No, he’s a goner. Sad. I guess toss him into the Puget […]
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Last week, after yet another bad start, Paul Skenes couldn’t sleep. He was ruminating his career. His bad starts piling on top of each other. On top of it all, he was dealing with a girlfriend who had a very bad jimmy leg. His coach, LL Donkey, said to him, “If you’re going to be […]
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Okay, we have to talk about Cal Raleigh (3-for-3, 4 RBIs and his 15th, 16th and 17th homer). I should’ve told you to drop him April. Maybe that would’ve got him going earlier. When not accounting for injury, this season is the worst follow-up to a MVP-like year ever. I can’t think of many that […]
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If your playoffs haven’t started already, they’re likely about to. Hopefully you’ve already got your spot in them locked up. If not, and you’re reading this, it means you’re still in it and are on edge, figuring out who you can trust to get you over the line. At this time of the year, at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Corbin Carroll had two of Arizona’s FIFTEEN hits last night as the D-Backs did their best impression of the worst hosts in baseball with a 9-0 thumping of Nick Lodolo and the Cincinnati Reds. The Snakes were biting in Arizona as Gabriel Moreno (2-for-5, 1 RBI, 5th SB), Geraldo Perdomo (3-for-5, 2 R, 1 RBI), […]
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Saw an open house on RedFin recently of the Rockies’ front office. You enter from the parking lot into the lobby, which was built to resemble a giant ear canal. Then you travel into the main workspace, where the office and personnel is supposed to be and it was designed to appear to be a […]
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At the Vatican, staring at the Sistine Chapel, and Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam. Because I’ve been staring at so long, Adam morphs from bare-chested to having a Cardinals’ jersey. His, uh, lower half grows into a bat and God is not touching his finger anymore, but tossing him a meatball. An Italian man next to […]
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