Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! May Day! May Day! This Dust-In! Ronald McDonald’s prodigal son was sick and tired of his SP75 ranking last week and decided to do something about it! Dustin May – 9 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 1 walk, 9 Ks, ERA at 3.75, threw an absolute gem of a game last […]
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Brandon Young
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Missouri Fathers Celebrate With Dongs
June 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 273 Commentsby: Grey
“Hello Sharks! Every Mother’s Day, MLB wheels out there some pink bats. Well, this year I have something for the gentlemen on Father’s Day!” [reveals two rosin bags tied to the knob of a baseball bat, dangling, a quick succession of “I’m out”] “So, you don’t want to see my heated ice cream scooper that […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Gilbert Got Freed By The O’s Bats
June 16, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 192 Commentsby: Grey
Mariners decided to do a little switcheroo with their starters. They said every Mariners starter will rotate through and have piggyback days through the All-Star break. My 1st pitcher drafted is now an Opener? Oh man, this sucks. I blame Luis Castillo. He threw such a hissy fit the Mariners figured the only way to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s another trip into the musical time machine for today’s lede. There lived a certain man in Tampa long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Tampa chicks, he was such a lovely dear […]
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Welcome back to another week of Two-Start pitcher rankings, Razzball! We will call this the “on-the-go” edition… aka travel baseball season. Seven out of the next eight weekends on the go for our family, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Currently writing this article in a hotel lounge, watching Troy-West Virginia battle it […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Forced To Watch Sad Movie On Drew Ray
June 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 226 Commentsby: Grey
Just got a haircut and they accidentally cut out a piece of my brain, so bare with me [removes pants, Cancel Police break down door] That’s supposed to be bear with me! I realize that now! So, Drew Rasmussen never be fussin’. I will give you an example of this: Yesterday’s line of 7 IP, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I was expecting regression from Munetaka Murakami. There’s just no way he could keep up with what he was doing. You don’t strikeout that much and not slump tremendously. Regression I was prepared for. Regression I could handle. Not an injury! Not like this! Nooooooo!!! I screamed into the abyss and waited and waited. Finally, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Razzballers, welcome to another week of Two-Start Pitcher Rankings! This week, the rankings are very top heavy, and the theme will be navigating the arms we have lost to the IL so far this season. Heck, even while writing the article, both Taj Bradley and Logan Webb went to the IL, joining the long list […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Marlins Can Snell What The Robby Is Cooking
May 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 261 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, the Marlins called up Dax Fulton because. Dot dot dot? Is his whole name Dax Robby Snelling Fulton and he goes by his middle name? Wait, I’m hearing Robby Snelling is being called up. No, wait, that was someone saying my neighbor Rob passed out, and they needed smelling salts. Why are you telling […]
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Cortes Conquers A’s/Tex
April 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 30 Commentsby: Dan Pants
No disrespect to the “explorers” of my youth, who we now teach were brutal conquerors at best and genocidal maniacs at worst, but hey, they got a strait named after them, and we can use their “discoveries” for fun nicknames for sports ballers. The A’s Carlos Cortes, who I’m now calling El Conquistador hit two […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ritchie Proclaims He’s “Soy Capitan”
April 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 249 Commentsby: Grey
Patrick Duffy exits the shower and we realize stashing Didier Fuentes for a month on multiple teams only to have him suck was a dream. It never happened. Also, another sign it was a dream is that I was a giant tongue and Giancarlo Stanton was in a whipped-cream bikini. Instead of that nightmare of […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Max Scherzer left after two innings with decreased velocity — damn, only 78 more wins to 300 — and then things got worse. This was a rematch of last year’s World Series, and the Dodgers sent Justin Wrobleski (5 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners (4 BBs), 2 Ks, ERA at 4.00) out there to try […]
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