Who is John Rave? And why does that sound like the tagline for an action movie? Keanu is John Rave. Keanu means Cool Breeze. Keanu is John Rave. Therefore, John Rave means Cool Breeze. No relation to The Freeze from Braves games. And where have you taken his daughter?! So, yesterday, John Rave went 2-for-4, […]
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Brandon Woodruff
Please see our player page for Brandon Woodruff to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.
Happy All-Star Break, Razzball faithful! Well, we made it! The All-Star break is here, and it’s a good time to check in on our Top 100 Starting Pitchers to see which ones are performing well enough to be named to their respective All-Star teams. It’s a nice, calm, and relaxing week for everyone, right? Trea […]
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Summer ChristmASBegins For Our Loved Ones
July 13, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 219 Commentsby: Grey
*nervous finger tap* How many days without baseball? So, I can close my fantasy baseball team browser window without missing anything? Okay. *throws computer out window* What? Was there another way to close my fantasy team page? I hadn’t in so long I forgot. What do you mean I can go outside without worrying about […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, we’re past Canada Day, and we’ve managed to survive the July 4th weekend with all of our limbs and digits intact…I hope. Max Scherzer’s injury status is just fine, why do you ask? (More below). But the truth of the matter is that the MLB Injury Monster waits for no […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Before the season, I took my Brandon Woodruff expectations out behind the barn, administered them their Last Rites, then I put them down. Went inside and gathered Ma and Baby Jethro and told them there won’t be anymore Brandon Woodruff expectations around these parts anymore. Baby Jethro cried in my arms and Ma said, “Brandon […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Didja know Ronny Mauricio‘s full name was Ronny Bobby Ricky And Mauricio? If you know, you know, which is pretty self-explanatory. Hey, Biggie, if you don’t know, you don’t know. Biggie Smalls, Mr. Exposition! If Notorious B.I.G. lived, I’m sure he would’ve had an incredibly long and illustrious career, but also, I don’t know, I’m […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It’s funny Christian Yelich (2-for-5, 2 runs, 4 RBIs with a grand slam and legs) had a big game, because I was thinking about him yesterday. Well, his mom: Milwaukee is actually full of attractive mature women [image or embed] — Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) May 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM So, Yelich hit his 10th homer […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Long Time Prospect Lister, First Time Lawler
May 12, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 306 Commentsby: Grey
In the past, I wrote about 17 of these Jordan Lawlar intros. That happens when a guy is great in the minors for many years and his team refuses to call him up or they do call him up and he doesn’t perform or he gets injured for entire seasons. All of these things have […]
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Last week, I dropped my top 150 hitters for the rest of the season. By all accounts, it went over pretty well. Together, we saw a number of players come in ranked higher than our preferences, and some were ranked lower than our eyeballs tell us. Formulas and predictions are rarely perfect, but it does […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Last week, I gave you a breakdown of our TGFBI league’s draft with a write-up on the starters that both The Lineup Builder and I chose from our respective draft slots. That was a pretty extensive breakdown of arms, and I hope it helped you gather up some information about certain […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s the most wonderful time of the year. If you think drafting a league against a bunch of Fantasy Baseball ‘experts’ with a 4-hour pick clock is stressful…well, what would you say if I told you it’s even more stressful to do three of those drafts at once? We began our […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Springtime brings us so many beautiful things. Longer, sunnier days. Brightly lit draft rooms, home to a multitude of fantasy baseball drafters. Drops of cool, fresh rain to wash away that slushy snow and sun-polished ice. Birds chirping from the treetops. Roto-Managers firing on all cylinders as they get into “the […]
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