If there’s one universal Cubs’ voice, let’s imagine them singing their version of this old 80’s classic: “You know I love you (you know I love you), you know it’s true (you know it’s true) It’s up to you, Clay, now what have I got to do? Don’t hold me up, Holmes, don’t waste my […]
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Aint No Thingler Like A Dillon Dingler
August 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 115 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, to honor Dillon Dingler, I did as I’ve done every day this summer, I dressed up like a poop emoji to watch the Tigers game from my house. I’m the Head Dingler Dangler, as you know. Unfortunately, I went outside to grab my Postmates (three-bean burrito, no lettuce), when my neighbor yelled at me, […]
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Points Leagues: August Infield Rankings
August 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 7 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
As we get into August, how I approach these rankings is going to change slightly. They still aren’t going to be a straight Power Ranking of who has been good recently, as that isn’t particularly predictive going forward. However, while patience with some players could still be rewarded the way they have recently with the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It was a night for juiced baseballs at Tropicana Field last night…But I suppose someone told the Tampa Bay Rays they weren’t allowed to use them, too. The South-Siders from Chicago rolled into St. Petersburg and rolled through one of our favorite marshmallow tossers, Nick Martinez (6 IP, 6 ER, 7 H, 0 BB, 2 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Max Clark was called up by the Tigers and the chain discourse is about to get crazier than what was Nancy Reagan doing on Mr. T’s lap. You look at Max Clark’s sprint speed and I look at Max Clark’s sprint speed with and without chains. We. Are. Not. The. Same. You look at Max […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I put it off as long as I could. It’s not that I’m against rankings. I quite like reading them and using them. And I don’t have any problem doing them on a small-scale, position-by-position basis. But how the 5th best SS compares to the 13th best OF and the 9th best SP? How do […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hope everyone had a fun Fourth of July! I spent it as our forefathers would’ve wanted: Driving around with an oversized sombrero screaming, “The British are coming,” while I had Cougs hoist a portable TV out our Celica’s sunroof, that was playing the World Cup match. Though, our forefathers would’ve wanted us to say a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I’ll be honest with you, I don’t think we’ve come to terms with how good Junior Caminero is. He’s 22 years old and he’s coming off a 45-homer season and has 19 homers already this year, after going 3-for-5, 6 RBIs with his 17th, 18th and 19th home run yesterday. I tried to give him […]
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Up The Middle: I was Saying Coooo-Urns
June 18, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 2 Commentsby: Enrico Palazzo
Let’s turn back the clock all the way to the summer of 2023! Miley was tearing up the charts singing about how much better she was than her ex! Spiderman was taking you across the universe as Miles Morales was giving you amazing animated adventures! And Paul Skenes led off the MLB draft and almost […]
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Complete-ly Mis-erable
June 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 42 Commentsby: Dan Pants
MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Twins Lets Zebbybody On The Tigers Hit A Homer
June 11, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 139 Commentsby: Grey
The Tigers are pound-for-pound a mess, and that is embodied by Colt Keith (2-for-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs), as he had a slam (1) and legs (3). First home run and 3rd steal feels kinda unreal. On the Player Rater, we have how much value a player has had over the course of the season […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Up The Middle: It’s Trade Season!!!
June 11, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 22 Commentsby: Enrico Palazzo
Every year, millions of children around the country look forward to this time. Summer break is here! It’s time to not have homework! It’s time to sleep in! It’s time to get tan and play outside! Vacations! Camp! It’s all very exciting. Unless you’re a parent, where this hell looks to have no end, September […]
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