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Please see our player page for Brandon Lowe to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.

Hope everyone had a fun Fourth of July! I spent it as our forefathers would’ve wanted: Driving around with an oversized sombrero screaming, “The British are coming,” while I had Cougs hoist a portable TV out our Celica’s sunroof, that was playing the World Cup match. Though, our forefathers would’ve wanted us to say a […]

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MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]

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I’ve mentioned fantasy baseball legend Tim McCleod before.  He’s a Tout Wars champion, and he’s got an indispensable fantasy baseball podcast. He is also famous for his axiom, “Do not make changes to your team until after American Memorial Day (because he’s Canadian).  Well, here we are.  It’s hot outside, and the kids are getting […]

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It’s rivalry weekend in Major League Baseball, and no one is more saucy than Houston Astros starter slash heartthrob Spencer Arrighetti, who says he never liked the Rangers, never has, and takes it all very personally. Well, okay! Tell us how you really feel, that’s how you fuel a fire, Spencer! Arrighetti backed it up […]

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