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Baseball, like a flower, blooms in the spring. They also share equally effusive PR people. Just the other day I read about how a petunia’s branches gained 15 pounds and was in the best shape of its life. I wonder if it’s on the same diet as Zac Veen. Sure, it’s always good to look at spring training numbers to give you an idea what you can expect from guys during the season — can I draft Ryan Weathers again?! Dude is throwing fireballs! Can I draft Zac Veen before he explodes? He’s mashing balls and potatoes with extra butter! Players in spring training are facing the top pitchers who are all displaying their best stuff. No one needs time to get warmed up. No one’s trying new pitches or getting a feel for the ball. They are at the height of their game in March. Our former commissioner, Bud, once doffed his toupee and tried to have the World Series played in March. That’s the true pioneer of a sped-up game. Forget the pitch clock, just play the World Series in Spring Training. Since these spring training numbers mean so much, I decided to look at some Spring Training Stats Leaders:

PSYCHE! Before the post, just wanted to say my top 500 and all my 2026 fantasy baseball rankings are updated as soon as possible (the latest, Hunter Greene’s got elbow trouble in the top 40 starters). Also, Rudy’s War Room is updated multiple times per day, and in-season subscriptions are open for business. Buy a subscription and save a cowboy. Anyway, the Spring Training Stats Leaders:

Curtis Mead – Hitting .524 in 42 at-bats. Quite possibly the greatest to ever do it, and I’m including Barry Bonds and Shohei Ohtani, and I’ll even include an imaginary child they have named Shohei Bonds who is better than both of them.

Josh Lowe – Hitting .429 with two homers and maybe it’s time we start locking in on the superstar factory that the Angels coaching have over there. They can’t afford a radar gun, but it doesn’t take much electronics to see greatness.

Angels saw the Rockies and were like, “We can be performance art, as well”

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Rhys Hoskins – Leads the majors with six homers and this is when I tell you he is an incredible slugger who will likely hit 50 homers this year. This is how greatness starts with Spring Training stats. About to copywrite that statement.

Matt Chapman – Also has six homers and is hitting .400. Could Chapman win the Spring Training Triple Crown? I’m glad you asked! Yes, he could, and that is harder to win than the regular season Triple Crown.

Julio Rodriguez – Likely the best chance to catch Chapman for the Spring Training Triple Crown. Sitting on five homers and 20 RBIs, which is by far and away the most ribbies. Man, JRod starting the year hot? I can’t even contain my enthusiasm. I’m explosive in enthusiasm, which is illegal in certain “woke” states!

Michael Toglia – Has five homers and he’s back, baby! Put it up on the board that he’s back. Put it in the newspapers! There’s no longer newspapers? Oh, well, put it on a digital scroll that is on the frame of New Year’s Eve glasses.

Matt Wallner – A popular sleeper and has six homers to tie for the league lead. From the window to the Wallner, I’m singing to myself while drafting.

George Springer – Hitting .108, as one of the worst regulars. Ha, that dream of a second great season is over, I guess. Kyle Tucker is also hitting .100. Welp, sorry, suckers! Ain’t got time for bird sex and don’t have time for these guys!

Chris Paddack – 21 Ks in only 17 2/3 IP. That, sirs and five madams, is something! What is something? Don’t get hung up on specifics!

Garrett Crochet – Has eight walks in only 15 2/3 IP. Uhh…[climbs to top of Mt. McKinney]…uh…Still uh’ing. Ya know what, give me two months I’m uh’ing over here.

Jose Berrios – Only a 2.18 ERA and 18 Ks in 20 2/3 IP. Jose be Berrios Berrios to me!

STOP THIS! STOP SAYING THIS!

I’m sorry to yell, but you all need to stop. This is awful process. It’s nonsense. Now we get to grade everyone’s reading comprehension because these are LAST YEAR’S spring training stats. If someone can read everything but capped words, I apologize in advance if you draft Matt Wallner. (ACTUALLY, I DON’T APOLOGIZE.) I like to do this post every year because every year I get the same comments about how well a player is doing in the spring and asking if I’m going to change my fantasy baseball rankings because of it. Spring training stats are a joke. They mean nothing. Let me say it again for emphasis, spring stats mean nothing.

Please, you need to stop.

I get it, you’re excited there’s actual baseball happening, but here’s the thing: It’s not actual baseball. It’s Spring Training.

The only takeaway from Spring Training stats: Did those stats help a guy win an everyday job? And sometimes even that doesn’t mean anything. Last year Curtis Mead was the best Spring Training hitter and Garrett Crochet was struggling with command. Or so people thought. Was Chris Paddack back? No. Was George Springer donezo? I don’t love Springer this year, but if you ignored him last year because of his bad Spring Training, you should feel foolish.

My latest favorite thing about Spring Training madness was the people touting a pitchers’ velocity being up or down after, like, ten pitches.

Seriously, you should only be looking at who’s healthy, who won position battles and rotation spots. The rest is meaningless. Is Ryan Weathers throwing 100 MPH or something insane? Sure, and can he stay healthy for longer than two weeks? What happens when he’s a month into the season and throwing 100 MPH or whatever it is? With that said, things I saw in Spring Training that have affected my thinking in the last two weeks:

Konnor Griffin – Could be special and the Pirates can’t send him down for longer than a few weeks. Three weeks into the season is nothing to keep a guy on your bench. Same goes for Kevin McGonigle. My thoughts have changed on these guys and they are absolutely worth a flyer in all leagues, just in case. They were adjusted in the shortstops rankings.

Roki Sasaki – He might be the highest priced 7th inning man. Hey, it ain’t my money, except when I’m paying for a fantasy league and there I’m struggling to see myself ever drafting Sasaki. Maybe it’s overreacting to super early stats, but he looks like a middle man trying to be a starter and not in the good way like Clay Holmes and, yes, Clay Holmes is ranked above Roki for me.

Shane McClanahan – Exact opposite of my thoughts on Roki. I want to move McClanananananananan up in my rankings, but I won’t, I will aggressively shout, “Aw, cmon!” when he’s drafted right before I take him causing me to raise my stress level in this imaginary hypothetical situation.

Matt McLain – Pounding the ball early. Could BDon be right finally after being in on McLain years too early? I don’t know. The talent is there, but he was also great last Spring Training. Ugh, please stop showing me Spring Training stats. They just confuse me!

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zombie
zombie
1 hour ago

Hello there, old friend. Still following you and your crew on the regular; just without recent comment. I think that by now, I can twistedly assume your take on many things. Still the best in the biz. Quick question that I’m stewing over, please. H2H category, in the last year keeping 3 players. My 3 were Elly kept in Rnd1, Schwarbs in the 4th, and Kurts in the 10th. A solid start. I will have the 3rd selection in the upcoming draft. As a good disciple, I’ve always waited on SP1, but there is value there with Hunter Brown likely still there. Available bats include Vlad, Machado, Churio, and Capt. W Cubano. Addressing the shallow OF or 3B might be best. Or a potential Ace in Brown? As I cannot be sure who will fall to the third pick, if you would please list your top three options, first to last?, I’d greatly appreciate your advice, as always.

zombie
zombie
Reply to  zombie
1 hour ago

12 Teamer, by the way.

zombie
zombie
Reply to  Grey
1 hour ago

Thanks, again. Just couldn’t go SP that early without your blessing.

Pham4Commish
Pham4Commish
2 hours ago

Razzslam going soooo slow. need someone to reach out to SHULZ and tell him to autodraft, put some players in his queue, wrap around pick so his wait is 8hours

-interesting draft so far, several teams going GREY, 4 rounds of batters and no SP.

Ramirez, Chourio, Wood, Yamamoto. my teams looking great through 4 rounds! can we stop now?

Mr. Grey, Forgot to ask, what was the best show and movie you saw in 2025?
Saw Crime 101 recently, was impressed due to low expectations.
Marty Supreme was eh for me, good performance, too much fluff.
Sifu 2 was fun
Pluribus and Task were aiight. S2 of Landman was eh as well.
Looking forward to Ryan Gosling’s Hail Mary movie.
I will eventually start the two new HBO shows DTF and Rooster.

traded for Mike Trout in one league, first time I own him. now i expect a 40/40 bounce back.

Wild times out there but good thing we have fantasy baseballers to keep us somewhat distracted. Have a good weekend

Pham4Commish
Pham4Commish
Reply to  Grey
1 hour ago

Sinners was solid, fun even for a vampire movie. Jamal from Hardball has come a long ways despite G-Baby setback.

Been wanting to watch One Battle, didnt get to see it in theaters despite my AMC Pass. I’ll look out for Traitors and Mr.Inbetween – THANKS

Hutch
Hutch
3 hours ago

In your humble opinion who gets the most saves in The A’s bullpen?

Ontilt1377
Ontilt1377
3 hours ago

14 team 5×5 roto, $300 budget can keep 11 (10 & 1 rookie/Minor leaguer)
$5 annual raises.

Leaning towards these.
(With 2026 prices)

1b Alonso 35
2b B. Lowe 21
OF Caglianone 8
OF Justin Crawford 5 (ML/Rook)
UTIL Yelich 21
C C. Jensen 5
SP McClanahan 14
SP Glasnow 21
SP Bubba 5
SP C. Burns 10
SP Misiorowski 10

$155 total spent. $145 for the draft.

Would you swap out anyone from below?

Strider 25
Paredes 15
L. Butler 15
J. Wilson 10
D. Beavers 5

Thanks!

Ontilt1377
Ontilt1377
Reply to  Grey
3 hours ago

Agreed. Been back and forth on butler. It’s been between him and Jac for me.
Butler getting platooned last year is worrisome. Do think that continues year?

Yes Lowe is more $ than id like but 2b in the draft will be bare as all the top ones will almost certainly be kept at their current salaries..

Thanks Grey!

MattTruss
Admin
4 hours ago

had a couple mangers drop out last minute in our Razzball Commenter Leagues:

this one is drafting Saturday afternoon (3/7), 1 PM ET, or morning on the west coast, nice 10 AM draft: https://www.fantrax.com/newui/fantasy/joinLeague.go?leagueId=9gpgr6hwmkpwcdj8&isSubmit=y

and this one is drafting monday night (3/9) @9 PM ET: https://www.fantrax.com/newui/fantasy/joinLeague.go?leagueId=7g1wt4bjmksp7lzw&isSubmit=y

fill ’em up!

The sportsguy
The sportsguy
5 hours ago

10 team AL 5×5 with net runs (runs minus HR)….Adell at 12 or gausman at 14?

The sportsguy
The sportsguy
Reply to  Grey
4 hours ago

Other keepers are soderstrom at 7 and arozerena at 22. I can keep/trade zebby or Mayer for adell and keep the other or just keep gausman and zebby/mayer…I think other guy wants zebby so Mayer and adell versus gausman and zebby/mayer

The sportsguy
The sportsguy
Reply to  Grey
3 hours ago

Tiered keepers, 5 levels, can only keep 1 guy at each level

Lower the Jolly Roger
Lower the Jolly Roger
5 hours ago

Master Grey…. 5 keepers in a H2H

Skenes (obvious)
——————-
Yamamoto
Gilbert
Lindor
Devers
Yordan
Turang

ashtray
ashtray
6 hours ago

How dare you ruin my Wallner enthusiasm

Hendu's Gap
Hendu's Gap
6 hours ago

Great post! Back in the 90’s, we knew a player was due for a career year when he showed up at spring training with a permed Kentucky Waterfall and a new goatee. Simpler times.

bill furlong
6 hours ago

Spring Training to me is the return of Daily News & Notes, the occasional fantasy draft and hearing the crack of the bat during meaningless baseball games. *smile*

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
6 hours ago

But they’re the only stats we have! Why are you taking this from us?!

Hesh
Hesh
7 hours ago

To be clear, I should NOT draft Christian Pache in the first 5 or 6 rounds?

Goldirocks
Goldirocks
7 hours ago

Ya its tough to decipher!…
Does a poor spring performance from a solid vet mean anything? – likely not…
Does a great performance from a vet who’s never produced meaningful offensive stats mean anything? – likely not…
Does a great performance mean anything from a once highly touted young player; who has had success early in his majors career, but it was derailed by injury and surgery and subsequent long recovery? – possibly?! 🙏💪

Vash
Vash
7 hours ago

Just a couple more weeks, three more weeks for baseball…

Overly excited by some spring numbers but opposite also true, some guys disappointing right now…

Nothing’s real thill opening day.

Last edited 7 hours ago by Vash
Dom Cobb
Dom Cobb
8 hours ago

Vance Honeycutt AL MVP LOL

John John
John John
Reply to  Dom Cobb
7 hours ago

4 for 4 for 4!

Malicious Phenoms
Malicious Phenoms
9 hours ago

Ah. Spring training is in the air. I can smell the peanuts, popcorn and crackerjacks. One of each please. Also give me a $20 watered down beer to go with that.

Nittanychris
9 hours ago

Career year upcoming for JRod?

Please help a brother out picking the final keeper in a 10 team Roto Salary Cap League with standard 5×5 except OBP in place of AVG and QS in place of Wins. Thanks!

L Keaschall $1
P Alonso $29
T Glasnow $1
J Rodriguez $36

Richard
Richard
Reply to  Nittanychris
7 hours ago

Always struggle but the answer is the rest of your keepers and inflation. If you can get Rodriguez back in the draft for $40 then Glasnow if your pitching is weak. Or Keasechall if it’s strong

Nittanychris
Reply to  Richard
3 hours ago

It’s difficult. I could get each of the hitters back for about $10 over their respective prices in the draft. Glasnow would be the biggest bargain at price but my pitching is outstanding as I’m also keeping Skubal, C Sanchez and Bradish. I’m leaning JRod.

maliciousphenoms
maliciousphenoms
Reply to  Nittanychris
5 hours ago

Pete

B G
B G
11 hours ago

Keeper Choice: Eury Pérez (15th) vs. Brice Turang (9th)?

Settings: 12-Team 6×6 Roto (OPS & IP)

Brice OPS is not that exciting.

maliciousphenoms
maliciousphenoms
Reply to  B G
5 hours ago

Brice