Tim Tawa sounds like an NFL QB, doesn’t he? “Steps back to pass, and the wide flank is janky, needs to look back inside, and the tight end is loose! Oh my God, he’s a loose tight end! Oh God, this is gorgeous! Tim Tawa’s flanking no more! He’s loosening a tight end! Must’ve been […]
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Curtis Mead
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Phils Host Blue Jays For Schwarber Day And Christmas
August 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 204 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, Jesus Luzardo went 7 IP, 2 ER, 5 baserunners, 12 Ks, ERA at 3.32. On the Player Rater, he’s a what? Top 25 starter? Top 20 starter? Top 15 starter? C’mon, guess! I need you to guess! Bzzt wrongo! He’s around a top 10 starter. You weren’t expecting a vague answer, were you? Luzardo […]
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Ambulance Chasers: Wood Strain, No Gain
August 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 3 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Hello, Razzball Friends! This week is the first week we are really hitting our “out for the season” announcements in stride. Some call being out for the season “la petite mort”. By some, I mean no one calls it “la petite mort” because that’s a French idiom that serves as a euphemism about orgasms. What […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Buy The Lesbian Wash Towel Set (Her-Her)
July 31, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 150 Commentsby: Grey
The Heriberto Hernandez buys started on July 10th, when I said, “If you prorate–[Mr. Prorater skydives through my ceiling, legs crashing through, but getting stuck] Damn it, Mr. Prorater! “Sorry, I misjudged the angle. Prorated it at 45 degrees. Anyway! Heriberto is a 30/15 hitter in a full season of at-bats. Wow! Now, can you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Max Clark was called up by the Tigers and the chain discourse is about to get crazier than what was Nancy Reagan doing on Mr. T’s lap. You look at Max Clark’s sprint speed and I look at Max Clark’s sprint speed with and without chains. We. Are. Not. The. Same. You look at Max […]
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In our 149th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer discuss the latest bout of injuries impacting fantasy rosters everywhere before analyzing similar prospects in the same system to choose our favorites. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. Email the pod at [email protected]. Links to things discussed in the pod: Red Sox and Nationals swap Connelly Early […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The title of this post is basically snapping the Twins in half. They are like, “Please, can I hide my face, I’ve been snapped in half.” Which face though, because if you get snapped in half you automatically get two faces. One top face, we’ll call it Face A. Then your 2nd half face, which […]
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Prospect News: In This House, We Brake For Mead
July 29, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects, Featured | 15 Commentsby: The Itch
The trade-deadline dance is underway, first with a few depth relievers and then with a bit of a surprise swap between surging squads when Washington sent IF Curtis Mead to Boston for LHP Connelly Early. Grey gave you his thoughts on the trade the other day in I Am Serious And Stop Trading Mead/Early:
Please, blog, may I have some more? Troy Melton The Face Off Orioles
July 28, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 162 Commentsby: Grey
I wanna talk about Troy Melton but first we have to acknowledge the Tigers scored 14 with the hitting stars being: Gleyber Torres (2-for-5, 5 RBIs and his 5th homer). I’m convinced Hinch saw that Gleyber used to bat at the top of the Yanks’ lineup — three years ago — and was like, “Welp, […]
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It’s MLB trade deadline season, and we’re breaking down all of the fantasy baseball implications on this week’s Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast. Grey and B_Don discuss Jose Caballero’s tough week and play Commissioner of Baseball to find a solution. We look at the first trade of deadline season as the Red Sox trade with the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?You know the concept of Yin/Yang? Definition online (which might be 65% accurate because it’s online): An ancient Chinese philosophy that describes how two opposite, complementary forces interact to form a balanced and connected whole. Let’s use that to explain the two big stars for the Mets. Imagine you have a Yin, let’s call them, […]
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Points Leagues: July Vibes Check
July 27, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 2 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
As we draw near the end of the month, it’s time to once again take a look at some guys who have been bringing the positivity and some who have been dragging things down lately. Injuries are, of course, the biggest vibe killers of all, so we’ll be ignoring those in our considerations. Catcher […]
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