Call Me Buy But I Say ‘Stro Cam If You Got ‘Em

March 28, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 406 Comments

*nudges the Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, and it doesn’t move* “Oh my God, the Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell is dead!” Drowsily, the Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell wakes on the couch, “I’m not dead, you idiot. I’m hungover. Could you please stop screaming?” “Woo hoo! The Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell is alive!” Rubbing temples, sitting up and asking, “What time […]

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Goodbye Draft Obsession, Hello Box Score Compulsion

by: Grey

Enters passcode to lock door and metal bars snap into place. The counter above the door counts down to when the door will automatically reopen, which is six months from now. Cranks rope, lowering dumb waiter with my La Croix Summer Berry seltzer, while sitting in a bean bag that is outfitted in Giancarlo Stanton’s […]

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Spring Training Stat Leaders for 2025 Fantasy Baseball

March 26, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Draft Strategy, Featured | 285 Comments

by: Grey

Baseball, like a flower, blooms in the spring. They also share equally effusive PR people. Just the other day I read about how a petunia’s branches gained 15 pounds and was in the best shape of its life. Sure, it’s always good to look at spring training numbers to give you an idea what you […]

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Razzball Staff Picks For 2025

March 25, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 189 Comments

by: Grey

Stateside baseball starts tomorrow, get psyched! Right now, though, it’s time to focus on what’s important: preseason predictions! Before we dive deep into countless hours rearranging lineups, FAAB bids, and making trade offers in order to win a couple hundred dollars in our friends and family league, which equates to roughly twenty-eight cents per hour, […]

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RazzSlam Recap: We Got The Jazz, We Got The Jazz

March 24, 2025 | Featured, Our Leagues | 211 Comments

by: Grey

I’m a big fan of the everyman. I consider myself the everyman. I’m every man’s everyman. A pioneer of normcore. Track pants and a blinking light on my car’s dashboard that either means my seatbelt isn’t on or I need oil. That is me. What better way to elevate the Everyman Culture than to take […]

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No Arrested Development For Jobe

March 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 266 Comments

by: Grey

[smells in deeply] What’s that, a new baseball season? How do I know? Because they’re playing baseball! That’s the wrong answer? Oh, because Royce Lewis is injured! That has to be the answer! No? That’s not it either? Because I’m craving a hot dog? Because I just stood outside and screamed at myself for starting […]

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Starters to Target for 2025 Fantasy Baseball

March 20, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers, Featured | 406 Comments

by: Grey

Today concludes the fantasy baseball sleepers‘ portion of our program. Like the 3rd basemen to target, 2nd basemen to target or outfielders to target, this post is necessary. You need to target the right names at the end of the draft for starters. As I always say, starters are available later. As with other target posts, these guys are being drafted […]

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Outfielders to Target for 2025 Fantasy Baseball

March 19, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers, Featured | 172 Comments

by: Grey

We (me) have gone over the catchers sleepers, 1st basemen sleepers, 2nd basemen sleepers, shortstops sleepers, and 3rd basemen sleepers, because I have to do everything around here! Look at me, throwing shade like a beach umbrella! That makes sense…if you don’t think about it! That’s what I want my bumper sticker to say, “That makes sense….if you don’t think […]

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3rd Basemen to Target for 2025 Fantasy Baseball

March 18, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers, Featured | 171 Comments

by: Grey

Excuse the exposition and this clunky intro into the aforementioned exposition, but here’s the catchers to target, 1st basemen to target, 2nd basemen to target, and shortstops to target. These 3rd basemen to target are being drafted after 200 overall. Hopefully, you drafted Jose Ramirez or Austin Riley already, because, otherwise, you’re screwed. There are upcoming RCL drafts, if you wanna get rowdy and/or […]

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Shortstops to Target for 2025 Fantasy Baseball

March 17, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers, Featured | 148 Comments

by: Grey

While the 2nd basemen to target is a necessary evil like changing your underwear. This post, well, have you seen the top 20 shortstops for 2025 fantasy baseball? Dude, why did you not draft one of the glorious top top TOP guys? Did you show up late to your draft because they required you to wear pants? I’m hopeful that […]

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Tout Wars Recap: Can The Rockies Play Every Game At Home?

March 16, 2025 | Featured, Our Leagues | 189 Comments

by: Grey

On Sunday, I took part in Tout Wars draft in the lovely city of New York — maybe you’ve heard of it, the home of the best pizza at Sbarro Italian Eatery. It’s an NL-Only League, which I like to imagine like this: Picture there’s a giant hole in the side of your house that […]

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NFBC Draft Champions Draft Recap: I Choo-Choo Cruz You

March 13, 2025 | Featured, Our Leagues | 245 Comments

by: Grey

Last year I had an accident where I slammed my head into a wall, which caused me to say stupid things, and I said Elly De La Cruz was overrated. Thankfully, I had an operation, removing the idiot from my brain and I have a chance to make amends. As they always say, “Make amends, […]

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Call Me Buy But I Say ‘Stro Cam If You Got ‘Em

Goodbye Draft Obsession, Hello Box Score Compulsion

Spring Training Stat Leaders for 2025 Fantasy Baseball

Razzball Staff Picks For 2025

RazzSlam Recap: We Got The Jazz, We Got The Jazz

No Arrested Development For Jobe

Starters to Target for 2025 Fantasy Baseball

Outfielders to Target for 2025 Fantasy Baseball

3rd Basemen to Target for 2025 Fantasy Baseball

Shortstops to Target for 2025 Fantasy Baseball

Tout Wars Recap: Can The Rockies Play Every Game At Home?

NFBC Draft Champions Draft Recap: I Choo-Choo Cruz You