Last year, Fantasy Pros said I had the best fantasy baseball rankings for the previous year. I did not do well in my leagues the year I had the best rankings. I don’t know how well my fantasy baseball rankings did last year comparatively to other ‘perts, because Fantasy Pros hasn’t announced it yet, but […]
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Gil Strained Himself In the Lat Place You’d Look
March 3, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 144 Commentsby: Grey
Luis Gil won’t throw for six weeks with a lat strain, so went into the not-too-distant-past in my Wayback Machine to see who else had lat strains and how long those pitchers were out. Found one pitcher with Alfred E. Neuman on it that had a caption, “What, me thirsty?” at a garage sale my […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Luis Robert Jr., 2025 Fantasy Schmohawk
March 2, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Overrated, Featured | 154 Commentsby: Grey
In Luis Robert Jr.‘s favor, when I was typing the title up, I wrote Luis Robert Hr. It must be a good sign that I slipped up and changed Jr. to Hr. That’s where the positives are gonna have to end. Looked up Luis Robert Jr. on last year’s Player Rater to see what kind […]
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February 27, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Draft Strategy, Featured | 91 Commentsby: Grey
This Wednesday the RazzSlam starts; this Sunday I take part in a LABR draft. Wish me luck! I’m kidding. I won this league last year, and plan on winning again with my giant Brian…brian…Siri, how do you spell the thing in your head you think with? How did I win last year? How do I […]
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February 26, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Overrated, Featured | 93 Commentsby: Grey
Not saying this is everything — it’s not, we will get to everything — but Corbin Burnes‘s last 2nd half went 3.69 ERA, 1.18 WHIP with a 8.4 K/9 in 75 2/3 IP. I’m sorry, you’re drafting him where? In the top 40 overall? He’s the 7th starter off the board on average? I am […]
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February 25, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Overrated, Featured | 77 Commentsby: Grey
Yes, I did consider how one of my schmohawks (Rafael Devers overrated) will be excellent against my other schmohawk, Gerrit Cole. Sadly, for Rafael Devers, he will have to face more than one pitcher this year (in theory, at least). But fortunately for Gerrit Cole, he will face more than one hitter. As my Jewish […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Rafael Devers, 2025 Fantasy Schmohawk
February 24, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Overrated, Featured | 83 Commentsby: Grey
First off, we’re taking me out of the equation…[removes earth skin, ghost-like figure sits in spinning office chair, saying, “Wheee…” Sees another ghost, “Oh, wow, you got a bedsheet? The eye-holes are so perfectly cut! Damn, and a mouth hole? That’s amazing. Hey, where’d you get that bedsheet? Is there like a ghost bedsheet check-in […]
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February 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Overrated, Featured | 117 Commentsby: Grey
For those who read all my posts, you’re about to be punished by me repeating myself, but, during this Christmas break, I was in Palm Springs with Cougs and Mother Cougs out at a restaurant that had an elevator (Nobu). Any hoo! We’re exiting and Mother Cougs has a cane, so gingerly, and I’m tending […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 15 Team Auction Draft: I Drafted Corey Seager, That’s Weird
February 20, 2025 | Featured, Our Leagues | 115 Commentsby: Grey
So, a bunch of Razzballers got together for an auction draft at NFBC and I drafted a team that includes Corey Seager, and that’s where the weird begins. “Where the weird begins” also sounds like the title for every subreddit. If you showed me this team prior to me drafting it, I’d say, “Looks like […]
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February 19, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Draft Strategy, Featured | 65 Commentsby: Grey
The best 2025 fantasy baseball team is the friends we made along the way. Also, the title is hyperbole. What was I gonna say, “The Mostly Kinda Good Fantasy Baseball Team?” You’ll get over your scoffing, you freakin’ scoffer! This is the best 2025 fantasy baseball team that I can put together when drafting from […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2025 Fantasy Baseball Draft Prep, Pairings
February 18, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Draft Strategy, Featured | 89 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, I told you how to draft your pitchers for 2025 fantasy baseball. I laid it out to you nice and simple (if you have a degree in “What The Hell Is Grey Talking About?” Not a PhD, mind you. Just a BS.) Today, we forget all that jabberwocky on the who-ha and get down to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2025 Fantasy Baseball Draft Prep, Pitchers’ Pairing
February 17, 2025 | fantasy baseball strategy, Featured | 104 Commentsby: Grey
Here’s everyone’s favorite fantasy baseball draft tool delivered to you in time to repackage it and give it to your loved one on Valentine’s Day, pretending it came from you. Just remember the sex you have is thanks to me. You’re welcome. Okay, did you ever think we’d get to the end of the 2025 fantasy […]
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