Burrell and Bradley, 2009 Fantasy Implications

Pat Burrell and Milton Bradley, the new members of the Rays and Cubs respectively, are in similar tiers as outfielders for 2009 fantasy baseball, that not-so-coveted thirdish/fourth-kinda outfielder spot. With their signings, it solidifies in everyone’s mind where Milton Bradley will throw a tantrum next year and where Burrell will be seen going from home […]

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Dallas McPherson, 2009 Fantasy Sleeper

January 4, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 10 Comments

by: Grey

Dallas McPherson reminds a lot of myself, if I hit 42 home runs in my last year of Triple-A, or if I played in the minors or any sort of organized sport. I was a city checkers champion in 6th grade. Cust kayin’. Speaking of striking out, Dallas McPherson just struckout. And again. Whenever you’re […]

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Fuentes and DeRosa, 2009 Fantasy Implications

January 1, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Hot Stove Rumors | 37 Comments

by: Grey

Brian Fuentes heads to the Angels, confirming some suspicions I had. The guy at Subway spit into your tuna? No, those weren’t suspicions, that was *spooky voice* paranoia. While so many fantasy baseball ‘perts were appointing Arrendondo the closer of the Angels right after the K-Rod departure, I had my suspicions it was a bit […]

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Fantasy Baseball Team Names Generator

December 31, 2008 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Y to Z | 64 Comments

by: Grey

We here at Razzball.com know that picking a fantasy baseball team name is never easy. You want a funny fantasy baseball team name for 2009, but how crude do you go? Do you insult everyone or just women and children? Or maybe you come up a fantasy team name that is some type of (un)imaginative […]

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Josh Hamilton, 2009 Fantasy Schmohawk

December 29, 2008 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Overrated | 21 Comments

by: Grey

I know; I’m a bad person for putting Josh Hamilton in the 2009 fantasy baseball overrated category. Sorry. I also don’t like soda. It is what it is. Don’t hate the player, hate the cola. Last year, Josh Hamilton entered a 12 step program for fantasy relevance. Step 1. Stay healthy. Step 2. Go into […]

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2009 Fantasy Baseball Projections, FTBOTR

December 23, 2008 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 14 Comments

by: Grey

FTBOTR is For The Back Of The Room, that’s who this post is for. Our 2009 fantasy baseball projections have been posted. These 2009 fantasy baseball projections are not quite like every other site’s fantasy projections. Ours come in the form of Point Shares. This is a very basic system to understand, this is our […]

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Yanks Finalize Their Latino Blanco Corner Infield

December 23, 2008 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Hot Stove Rumors | 10 Comments

by: Grey

Maybe Arod and Mark Teixeira can double date with Madonna and Sheryl Crow. Latino Blanco Twin powers activate — form of a mild salsa! Form of a Tequiza tequila-flavored beer! Form of a Chardonnay Sangria! The Yanks sign Teixeira, figuring it would be easier than letting him sign with the Nationals and then buying the […]

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Alex Gordon, 2009 Fantasy Sleeper

December 23, 2008 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 8 Comments

by: Grey

In our series of 2009 fantasy sleepers, I take a detour down my own personal Heartbreak Hill. Anyone who has read this site for a few knows I had a huge crush on Alex Gordon going into the 2008 season, so it’s with great regret I must confess, “Gordon, I can’t quit you.” That’s right, […]

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Chris Davis, 2009 Fantasy Sleeper

December 18, 2008 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 38 Comments

by: Grey

Okay, the Final Jeopardy answer is 107/40/118/.302/8. Do do do do do do do do… doot do do do do do do… What is Bill James predicting Chris Davis will do in 2009? That’s correct! “What is Bill James smoking?” would have also been accepted. Those numbers look a lot like MVP numbers. I’ll shave […]

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Colby Rasmus, 2009 Fantasy Outlook

December 17, 2008 | Keeper Leagues | 11 Comments

by: Grey

Colby Rasmus goes by the nickname Razz or Razzle-Dazzle, which should make him a favorite here at Razzball, but there’s something pricky about him that I don’t like. Might be the name, Colby. It sounds like a total douche name, like a character’s name in a Bret Easton Ellis novel. (Speaking of douche, I have […]

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Jason Heyward, 2009 Fantasy Outlook

December 17, 2008 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Keeper Leagues | 15 Comments

by: Grey

Jason Heyward, besides having the surname of a 1930s matinee idol, has the mitts of a Yeti and the sturdies (<– that’s legs) of Frank Thomas. His man gams are 117% oak. You thought Jay Bruce could fight crime? Heyward just saved your life and you didn’t even know you were in danger. Look over […]

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A Razzball Reader’s Keeper Mock Draft

December 16, 2008 | Mailbag | 27 Comments

by: Grey

The other day a Razzball reader, Tim L., contacted me about mocking his fantasy baseball keeper league. Hi, I just wanted to say I’m a huge fan of your site. I think you do a fantastic job and have great analysis (as well as it being very funny). The reason I’m writing you is that […]

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Burrell and Bradley, 2009 Fantasy Implications

Dallas McPherson, 2009 Fantasy Sleeper

Fuentes and DeRosa, 2009 Fantasy Implications

Fantasy Baseball Team Names Generator

Josh Hamilton, 2009 Fantasy Schmohawk

2009 Fantasy Baseball Projections, FTBOTR

Yanks Finalize Their Latino Blanco Corner Infield

Alex Gordon, 2009 Fantasy Sleeper

Chris Davis, 2009 Fantasy Sleeper

Colby Rasmus, 2009 Fantasy Outlook

Jason Heyward, 2009 Fantasy Outlook

A Razzball Reader’s Keeper Mock Draft